Autocorrects gonna getcha!!!

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  • RyLaneB
    RyLaneB Posts: 60 Member
    I babysit my niece while her parents are at work. One week last year my son participated in an after school computer program that had a presentation for the parents at the end.

    Me: Hey! I forgot to tell you, I have to go to the school at 4:15 for that Parent Orgasm I told you about. Will you be here in time or should I take her with me?
    Her: Ummm...I will be there, it is inappropriate to take her to something like that!
    Me: Ok? It is just a quick computer thing. They said 20 minutes.
    Me: OMG!!! Stupid phone! Program! I said PROGRAM!!!
    Her: HA! I know what you meant, I remembered it was today. But it was fun! :)
    Me: Jerk!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    I babysit my niece while her parents are at work. One week last year my son participated in an after school computer program that had a presentation for the parents at the end.

    Me: Hey! I forgot to tell you, I have to go to the school at 4:15 for that Parent Orgasm I told you about. Will you be here in time or should I take her with me?
    Her: Ummm...I will be there, it is inappropriate to take her to something like that!
    Me: Ok? It is just a quick computer thing. They said 20 minutes.
    Me: OMG!!! Stupid phone! Program! I said PROGRAM!!!
    Her: HA! I know what you meant, I remembered it was today. But it was fun! :)
    Me: Jerk!

    LOL That is pretty funny!!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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  • theartichoke
    theartichoke Posts: 816 Member
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  • KendyDawn81
    KendyDawn81 Posts: 63
    I had some pretty awesome AutoCorrects! They even made it onto fyouautocorrect.com.

    First one, was I was supposed to meet her to give her cash for something, and cash somehow autocorrected to HEAD, so I told her I could meet her after work to give her HEAD>

    Second, and I can't put details about it, but I was trying to type out somebody's name and the word *kitten* after it. It AC'd to FARTS *kitten*, so she is now deemed FARTS *kitten* (deemed very appropriately on accident).

    There are so many of them, and get so into texting, that I totally miss it!
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    I had some pretty awesome AutoCorrects! They even made it onto fyouautocorrect.com.

    First one, was I was supposed to meet her to give her cash for something, and cash somehow autocorrected to HEAD, so I told her I could meet her after work to give her HEAD>

    Second, and I can't put details about it, but I was trying to type out somebody's name and the word *kitten* after it. It AC'd to FARTS *kitten*, so she is now deemed FARTS *kitten* (deemed very appropriately on accident).

    There are so many of them, and get so into texting, that I totally miss it!

    HAHAHA those are the two I was thinking of!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    I had some pretty awesome AutoCorrects! They even made it onto fyouautocorrect.com.

    First one, was I was supposed to meet her to give her cash for something, and cash somehow autocorrected to HEAD, so I told her I could meet her after work to give her HEAD>

    Second, and I can't put details about it, but I was trying to type out somebody's name and the word *kitten* after it. It AC'd to FARTS *kitten*, so she is now deemed FARTS *kitten* (deemed very appropriately on accident).

    There are so many of them, and get so into texting, that I totally miss it!



    hahahah I saw the first one on there today- and almost posted it!!!
  • DefyGravity1977
    DefyGravity1977 Posts: 300 Member
    I needed this thread. Laughing so hard I am crying and my parrot is laughing with me.
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    I needed this thread. Laughing so hard I am crying and my parrot is laughing with me.

    HAHA- That's awesome!
  • datantrum
    datantrum Posts: 18 Member
    need friends add me will add anyone
  • almcneal
    almcneal Posts: 200 Member
    Oh my goodness....this is awesome. There are so many hysterical ones that I couldn't decide on just one to copy.

    Thanks you all for the laughs!
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
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    This one makes me laugh so hard and I have no idea why....I'm just weird.

    wow. I JUST LOST IT.

    Right?! Whenever I'm sad I read this and I still laugh lol I think because of the fisted part but I'm not sure though! hahaha
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    We're driving home from dinner in two separate cars since we were coming from work. He's in front of me in traffic, so I shoot him a text real quick*


    Me: I'll be home in a minute, I need to go pick up my ex.
    BF: ?
    Me: Rx!!! Definitely not ex.

    He didn't know 'Rx' meant 'prescription' so he gave up and just called me.



    (*kids, don't text while driving.)
  • jennifer52484
    jennifer52484 Posts: 888 Member
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    hahaahahahahaah omg this is hilarious. i just busted out laughing
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    I'm.always advising people to swap to 40% crabs...

    (carbs)

    always here to provide amusement with my auto correct! x
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    I think we need this thread every week!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    During lunch:

    the boyfriend: I'm at Kohl's. Levi's ate 40 dollars.
    me: they must have been hungry


    LMAO!!

    I have no idea why that was as funny as it was but I had to smother a lot of giggles. Ah. The little things ♪
  • ErinBeth7
    ErinBeth7 Posts: 1,625 Member
    One of my faves
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  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

    Me: Yes sir! No sir!
    Him: I only have a bag and a half.
    Me: Of what?
    Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
    Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
    Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.

    I most seriously almost peed.
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    Ugh...autocorrect has become my worst enema...

    :laugh:
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    During lunch:

    the boyfriend: I'm at Kohl's. Levi's ate 40 dollars.
    me: they must have been hungry


    LMAO!!
    It cracked me up too!

    I have no idea why that was as funny as it was but I had to smother a lot of giggles. Ah. The little things ♪
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

    Me: Yes sir! No sir!
    Him: I only have a bag and a half.
    Me: Of what?
    Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
    Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
    Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.

    I most seriously almost peed.

    I have died everytime I read that one today!
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    I was talking to a friend, and he was talking about me not wasting something...

    Me: Yes sir! No sir!
    Him: I only have a bag and a half.
    Me: Of what?
    Him: I'm just playing with the excretion. Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir.
    Me: Oooooh! Wait, what?! You're playing with the excretion?
    Him: Expression...stupid auto correct.

    I most seriously almost peed.

    I have died everytime I read that one today!

    This is why I hate using the speech-to-text function - I am always afraid it's going to misunderstand me, and it'll use another word that's horribly wrong but sounds similar (which it's done before), and I won't notice until I send the message. Far worse than most typing autocorrects I've seen!
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
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  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
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    OMG, that's freaking hilarious, laughing so hard I'm crying!
  • Derinq
    Derinq Posts: 52 Member
    Thanks for the laugh. I needed that :D Keep 'em coming ^^
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
    the other day I was watching Sesame Street with my kids, and wrote to a friend

    "I'm just sitting on the couch, watching Semen Street with the kids"

    MOTHER OF THE YEAR :)
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    the other day I was watching Sesame Street with my kids, and wrote to a friend

    "I'm just sitting on the couch, watching Semen Street with the kids"

    MOTHER OF THE YEAR :)

    ahahah! You got my vote (well - aside from myself ) :laugh:
  • Jenna9797
    Jenna9797 Posts: 33 Member
    I work at a Space Center where they test (loud!) rocket engines. My boss will send me updates before the test to let me know when to expect that it might go off.

    Boss: Jay called to let me know you guys could not hear the teat on radio. Nothing we can do this late in the count to troubleshoot. Hope you're getting the test.

    Boss: Sh!!t ... Test. TEST. Not TEAT ... Sh!!t !

    Me (after the test): Teat? ha ha ha
  • ilovemybuggy
    ilovemybuggy Posts: 1,584 Member
    I work at a Space Center where they test (loud!) rocket engines. My boss will send me updates before the test to let me know when to expect that it might go off.

    Boss: Jay called to let me know you guys could not hear the teat on radio. Nothing we can do this late in the count to troubleshoot. Hope you're getting the test.

    Boss: Sh!!t ... Test. TEST. Not TEAT ... Sh!!t !

    Me (after the test): Teat? ha ha ha

    hahaha!! nipples for the win!

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