Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)

1) I don't care.
2) Nobody else cares.
3) Vaguebooking something you don't have the balls to say to an individual in person doesn't earn you cool points.
4) Leave the politics in the polling booths... you're not changing my mind and I'm not changing yours.
5) Save the drama... oh, wait... I just deleted you.

This one I love :laugh:

1- I know you need attention and people worrying deeply for you, but vaguebooking isn't the solution

2- I know you love each other so so much you need to tag each other and tell each other how much you love each other on here, why not try talking to each other for once?

3- Omg, you were of on parental leave as a dad for a whole year and it ended with you being ill and messing the last days of your great marvellous year that you kept posting about and putting pics about, that is so so so sad! Come to think of it, you should give reimburse what you requested I bought for your kid's baptism because you didn't want to waste money on this and prefered doing expensive $$ activities and road trips with your kids.

"Your baby looks cute but we're not interested how he got out of your tummy."

- Taken from actual experience when I saw the pics posted by one of my fb friends who happens to be my co-worker who posted pics of her ceasarian operation with her first child with matching bloods on the cloth, EWWWW SUPER GROSS :sick:

Oh, I had a facebook friend who would ALWAYS post the date her babies were due, the date and time they were actually born, their weight and length at birth, how they were delivered and how long the labour was...then went on about their babies' injections and how they behaved...seriously, we don't need to know this!!

Dear idiot, stop posting statuses like:

(Facebook Person) "omg I just got some really bad news!!"
(Every nosey person on their friendlist) "OMG What happened?"
(Facebook Person) "Oh I can't say, sorry.."

Same goes for statuses like "OMG I AM SO HAPPY!!! JUST GOT THE BEST NEWS EVER!!!!" and then when people ask, it's private... lol

That is possibly the most annoying statuses of all.

That is what is called vaguebooking, I hate it and sometimes will hint with humor something like: vaguebooking much

I think it's creepy as hell that my ex is dating a high school student.

Even with Instagram your photos are terrible

Wow, some people need to figure out how to delete or Do not show in news feed.

I've blocked a couple of people...but others I keep in my newsfeed simply for the entertainment factor....and as a reminder of what not to do :laugh:

Wow, some people need to figure out how to delete or Do not show in news feed.

I've blocked a couple of people...but others I keep in my newsfeed simply for the entertainment factor....and as a reminder of what not to do :laugh:

Thanks to people like this, i've seen how annoying someone can get and rarely post unless i'm drunk or really have something to share. I did remove some from news feed and deleted some, but when it's family and can cause potential drama, I just remove from feed, then if I need entertainment, i go see...

Sure, I could post what I really think about you and your status, but I'd rather make fun of you over at my diet forum, behind your back. And if I did that you might know the real me, the one that doesn't really like you but... the one with so many insecurities I have to make fun of your status. Sure I could unfriend you, block you, hell even just unsubscribe to your posts, but as I mentioned before, I need a person that I can use to point out their flaws and mistakes so that no one will look at mine.


Come on people we are better than this right?

Obviously, you are much better than I am.

Dear Couple of the Century: Why don't you tell each other how wonderful you think you are, instead of posting it to induce vomiting in the rest of us?

THIS^^^ !!

I simply un-friend those people.

Dear friend who always gets creepy friend requests from dudes,

QUIT POSTING CLEAVAGE PICS!!!!

hahaha! like like like

Do not keep posting pictures of your pets like they are children! They aren't! They're freaking animals (although...I do really like the person who keeps doing this). And for those of you who do keep posting pictures of your kids every day...STOP! I don't care that much about them either! LOL!

Dear inlaws who seem intent on analyzing every single thing I post, yes, my posts are about you. *trollface*

I don't understand this. I'm friends with my friends on facebook. If I felt these things about a friend I would remove them and stop being friends instead of being two-faced and fake. I'm not trying to be mean. Just why stress yourself about facebook, if people are bothering you, just don't be friends with them. Chances are that if you feel that way about them then they probably don't like you either. Get some better friends.

Same here. :flowerforyou:

I don't care how or how long I've known someone, the level of stress/bitter I'd have to endure to daily put up with people I can't stand costs too much, they'd have to go....