Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)

We haven't forgotten what you look like, so you DON'T need to take the same angled picture with ducklips and cleavage every 1/2 hr.

When you talk about how bad your life is, and can't understand how this sh** keeps happening to you, and someone asks "what's wrong?", the acceptable response is NOT: "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS IN MY BUSINESS?"

Lol. I could go on, and on, and on. I try not to ever post anything super personal, about the gym, attention seeking, or about WHY AM I SINGLE AND ALONE I CAN'T FIND ANYONE TO LOVE ME I AM UNLOVEABLE. Effing annoying


And I love the ugly baby one. Hilllllarious!

Dear idiots of the world: Just because it's on an e-card doesn't mean it's true.....

THIS!!! And most of them aren't even that funny.

Hey old classmates, so you're working your dream job and traveling the world now? thats great.........I'm smaller than you!!!!! lol

Petty I know, but its all i got :-/

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: agreed!

I do not need to know who u r with. where u r and what u r doing at EVERY minute of ur day!!!

Stop posting 500 pics a day of your face, show your entire body for once !!!
maybe you dont want people to see you at 300 plus lbs but stop degrading me
for my healthy post

/agree... these folks crack me up...

:laugh:

To the couple whom have discussions with each other on a thread on Facebook... Please, for the love of God, turn off the technology. You're sitting next to each other watching the same FKNG program. Do you even know how to carry on a vocal conversation!?!?!

I know! Have they not heard of text messaging? It might be more appropriate to discuss plans and if someone will pick up something at the store.

Dear Sister-in-law,

I've met you once, in the five years I've been married to your brother, in that time, you've managed to cheat on and separate from your husband for a deadbeat who abused your daughter, dating countless other men, fallen "madly" in love at least 12 times, within a week of meeting a new guy, and can only ever refer to the new guy as "My Boyfriend"... I had a great weekend with my boyfriend (insert name here)... You live at home with your parents, and you are 35 years old. You have two children who you continue to neglect for the pursuit of peni$. You are a sad, pathetic woman with absolutely no self esteem and even less self worth. You are weak, and uneducated, and truth be told annoy the eff out of me. Stop sending me posts. I don't know you, but I already know I don't like you.

Dear "Friends",

To be honest with all of you, I can only see feeds from about 6 of you, because the rest of you annoy me that much. If I wasn't waiting to hit goal weight to post pictures (because none of you even know I've changed my life) and rub it in, I'd have deleted you already.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... That sister in law one has been weighing on me Thanks OP, I feel so much better!!

Dear Sister-in-law,

I've met you once, in the five years I've been married to your brother, in that time, you've managed to cheat on and separate from your husband for a deadbeat who abused your daughter, dating countless other men, fallen "madly" in love at least 12 times, within a week of meeting a new guy, and can only ever refer to the new guy as "My Boyfriend"... I had a great weekend with my boyfriend (insert name here)... You live at home with your parents, and you are 35 years old. You have two children who you continue to neglect for the pursuit of peni$. You are a sad, pathetic woman with absolutely no self esteem and even less self worth. You are weak, and uneducated, and truth be told annoy the eff out of me. Stop sending me posts. I don't know you, but I already know I don't like you.

LOL, I think I know this girl.... Every new guy is "the most amazing man ever" and "nothing will break us up"...till the next new guy comes along. My husband and I have taken to making bets on how long each one will last and if she'll move onto a new one, or go back to a previous guy....its all very entertaining!

Boy some of us are picky! LOL, and what the heck is wrong with an occasional political comment folks in the US? It is a huge deal right now! Not referring to those who put us through politics 101 on a daily basis. Nothing more annoying is a single poster hogging the feed.

Love it! Vagueposting!


"Dear friends, Just because I post random silly things, there is a lot else going on in my life that I feel too private about to post."

It's not occasional. I swear I see political posts every day, especially in election season. I have blocked a good portion of my friends because of it. I go on the internet to relax, not to get angry at rich politicians who never care about us normal folk.

And yes, vagueposting sucks. I have a friend that does it all the time.

Her: "I'm so excited"
Me: "Why?"
Her: "It's a secret. I can't tell you."
Me: *flips table*

What about the "dear idiot who cut me off in traffic...." posts? You do know, they aren't on your FB list, they'll never see it.

The other day I saw a lady who has one of the biggest potty mouths ever complain on FB how her 2 year old was swearing and then said, (not sarcastically) "Where does he hear this *kitten*!?!?"
REALLY???

"RIP Uncle Dunkle" - he's flipping dead! He can't read your FB status!

To add to this, if someone dies, I find it creepy that people post to their FB walls. I understand that it's therapeutic for some but it's creepy. The update that this person passed on their page I can understand so that their friends know. Just not the homage to the person. Maybe i'm the odd ball on this one.

"RIP Uncle Dunkle" - he's flipping dead! He can't read your FB status!

To add to this, if someone dies, I find it creepy that people post to their FB walls. I understand that it's therapeutic for some but it's creepy. The update that this person passed on their page I can understand so that their friends know. Just not the homage to the person. Maybe i'm the odd ball on this one.

I did this when my Great Aunt died last year. It was more therapeutic than anything because I was away at college and my family didn't tell me when the funeral was until after it happened. I know posting it on her FB wall is silly but it's the only way I was able to get closure at the time.

THIS IS BRILLIANT! Thank you!!! I actually just deleted my FB app on my phone yesterday because I just couldnt take it anymore....

1). 'PLEASE stop taking self portrait photos of yourself EVERYDAY at the gym! You realize that all these pictures are exactly the same, right?. the only thing that changes is what color shirt you're wearing... i mean, seriously!!!!!! And while we're on the subject... can you really run with your boobs hanging out of your shirt that much?? "

2) "ok. i know you love your kids & your world revolves around them. BUT... I do not need to know your daily schedule about when you're picking Maddie up to take her to gymnastics, then Abby to soccer and THEN home to "tackle" the laundry" and THEN dinner".

3) "i still cant believe you named your kid Burt"

k. phew. that was very helpful
might have to revisit this thread once a week

Your just a spoiled rotten brat and that is all it boils down to!

Is it really necessary to post a pic every 5 minutes! Seriously are you that VAIN!