Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)
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:noway: all kidding aside do they not now how dangerous it is to overshare all this crap...
thank you for letting me know that you're checking in at 305 and won't be back from the movie and which theater you'll be at, and how you still haven't found the time to fix that third window from the back of the house that I can now use to save some money on that new tv I wanted and just take yours
people need to think about it... that check in feature and all this oversharing is just making it wayyyyyyy too easy for the bad people.0 -
2) "ok. i know you love your kids & your world revolves around them. BUT... I do not need to know your daily schedule about when you're picking Maddie up to take her to gymnastics, then Abby to soccer and THEN home to "tackle" the laundry"
I call these people "busy braggers". Look how BUSY I am. I'm SOOOO busy! My life is so full b/c I'm busy. Busy does not equal living or having fun. You're a bored/boring person who feels that if they brag about how busy they are that it makes them seem interesting. It doesn't.0 -
Dear excessive (all night) "link" poster......please stop crowding up my news feed with mindless links to sayings, videos, and status shuffle statuses (because you aren't witty enuff to think of something on your own). I have friends that actually have interesting things I might want to read, but can't wade through all the clutter you post....0
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:noway: all kidding aside do they not now how dangerous it is to overshare all this crap...
thank you for letting me know that you're checking in at 305 and won't be back from the movie and which theater you'll be at, and how you still haven't found the time to fix that third window from the back of the house that I can now use to save some money on that new tv I wanted and just take yours
people need to think about it... that check in feature and all this oversharing is just making it wayyyyyyy too easy for the bad people.
I agree! I sometimes post where I am but I live in a house with two other people. There is always someone home, so I'm not as worried about it. Half the time if I do a check it, it's when I'm leaving or are already home just for this reason.0 -
1. Lose and Loose are two different words. Please Please Please take the time to learn the difference!
2. Mom: Please stop pretending you have a great relastionship with your daughters and grandchildren just because you "like" and "share" every single photo we post. You could learn a lot more about us by picking up the phone or visiting once in awhile, you only live 40 minutes away and you have lots of free time. Also, when we do actually talk, could you once in awhile ask how me or my daughter is doing instead of complaining about your life and your medication and giving me an update on every doctor's appointment you have? Maybe if you actually followed the doctor's orders and ate right and exercised once in awhile you wouldn't have half of your problems! Also, I realize your father left when you were 5, this has happened to many people, you can stop acting like a victim and telling everyone within earshot about your "abandonment issues". I think dad's only with you because he doesn't want to be the jerk who leaves a sick woman, please stop pointing out everyone else's faults and take a look at your own.0 -
"RIP Uncle Dunkle" - he's flipping dead! He can't read your FB status!
To add to this, if someone dies, I find it creepy that people post to their FB walls. I understand that it's therapeutic for some but it's creepy. The update that this person passed on their page I can understand so that their friends know. Just not the homage to the person. Maybe i'm the odd ball on this one.
It's a memorial. An online memorial. Nothing creepy about it.0 -
2) "ok. i know you love your kids & your world revolves around them. BUT... I do not need to know your daily schedule about when you're picking Maddie up to take her to gymnastics, then Abby to soccer and THEN home to "tackle" the laundry"
I call these people "busy braggers". Look how BUSY I am. I'm SOOOO busy! My life is so full b/c I'm busy. Busy does not equal living or having fun. You're a bored/boring person who feels that if they brag about how busy they are that it makes them seem interesting. It doesn't.
YES YES YES YES YES!
drives me nuts!
oOOH - have one more.
"Okay - I get it. You sell Scentsy's. (whatever they are). But posting 5x a day about the lastest design or whatever is really starting to irritate me. You have like 90 friends, I dont think you're going to be getting any more business from FB then you already have. and PS.. .they arent that cute"0 -
I WISH I had an Uncle Dunkle!!
It would make my day if someone's name was really Dunkle."RIP Uncle Dunkle" - he's flipping dead! He can't read your FB status!
I agree that people who post that they're on vacation and their house is empty should be more cautious as well. I just got back from being out of town for 17 days and we never posted one thing about being gone till we got back..and blew up the newsfeeds with the vacation photos!0 -
Am I the only one who rejects friend requests from people I didn't like in school? Am I the only one who dumps FB friends who post crappy statuses?
Life is too short to put up with other people's drama.0 -
These are hilarious!!0
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they will get it when they actually have a kid
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Am I the only one who rejects friend requests from people I didn't like in school? Am I the only one who dumps FB friends who post crappy statuses?
Life is too short to put up with other people's drama.
lord no... I didn't like or talk to you in high school or the 20+ years after that, what makes you think I'll be your "friend" on fb now??? some people have an overvalued sense of selfworth0 -
Why don't you people just delete these other people from your facebook? Then you wouldn't have to post imaginary statuses that you wish you were bold enough to say.
For me, it is because most of the people are family, and if I deleted them, there would be heck to pay. And yes, I could hide them, but then when they posted something actually important and I didn't see it, there would be another kind of heck to pay.
And, it's entertaining.0 -
if you'd quit making your hoo-haa a welcome mat, you might land a decent guy.
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I almost spit my drink reading this one.0 -
Why don't you people just delete these other people from your facebook? Then you wouldn't have to post imaginary statuses that you wish you were bold enough to say.
For me, it is because most of the people are family, and if I deleted them, there would be heck to pay. And yes, I could hide them, but then when they posted something actually important and I didn't see it, there would be another kind of heck to pay.
And, it's entertaining.
Same. It's not always easy being confrontational when these people know you in real life and know how to reach you in real life and harass you in real life. I don't care about people I haven't seen in 10+ years. But some family and friends are still close enough to make it a real problem if not careful.0 -
I'm learning some very valuable lessons about what not to post on my facebook.
Some people get pissed at posts about:
~my successes and things that make me happy
~my failures and things that make me sad
~my relationship
~my step-kids
~my cat
~my health, pregnancies, etc
~my political leanings or my lack of political leaning
~my religous leanings or lack-thereof
~when I post pictures of myself, sometimes when they don't have me in them, pics of my step-kids, my cat
~forwards and chainy, gamey things
huh...
Doesn't leave much does it?
A nice balance of what really is going on is nice, the same tone/subject every day is a bit boring
Crazy huh? And we actually think these people are our friends! I swear the whole world has a damn chip on their shoulder!! Maybe its just we are all getting tired of the stupid people of the world?0 -
If I posted it on here, the thread would get locked. :-)0
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"It's Complicated" - Really? Is it that complicated? You guys got issues. Either work through them or break up for good.
or alternatively
"It's Complicated" - Of course it's complicated! What did you expect when you moved in with the guy you break up with every few weeks?0 -
Love reading all of these =D0
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I hate all of you. You're all idiots.
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^ yaaaaay0 -
"Did you post that picture of yourself JUST so people would tell you how pretty you are?"0
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Are you trying to write your novel through facebook or just have diarrhoea of the keyboard??
Get off facebook and back to work you slacker!!!0 -
Love how many posts this thread is getting!! Haha
One more to add to the mix
"Thanks for all the birthday messages!!"
In other words, If you didn't know it was my birthday, or you've forgotten to post happy birthday on my wall, now's your chance.
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Dear friend who just took back their cheating fiance after dragging me into the middle of the drama:
how exactly would you like me to respond when I see you and said cheater at my wedding next week "Hi jellyfish and *kitten*, thank you so much for coming"
LOL this page is awesome.0 -
Wow. This is a seriously passive-aggressive thread.
I'll go ahead:
Yes, friend - your complete and utter oversimplification of <political topic> is spot-on. it's so simple, right? If only someone smart like you was in charge we wouldn't have all these problems, would we? Thank you for opening my eyes to your awesome theories that I'm sure no one with 20 times the education you have in the actual FIELD you are spewing your horsesh!t in has ever thought of before you! No really - keep boiling down complex issues to "it's just common sense, right?!??" Stay awesome.
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"Did you post that picture of yourself JUST so people would tell you how pretty you are?"
OK - this is perfect.0 -
1. Your constant self-portraits and mirror shots complete with duck face make me want to punch a baby dolphin. Stop it.
2. Your constant drunken facebook relationship status changes sincerely make me buckle over with laughter... Every. Single. Time. Please continue doing so.
3. Vaguebooking gets you deleted.
4. Post more topless pictures... all of you.
5. Get the f*** off facebook all day - you run an in-home daycare. Maybe you should pay attention to the kids.0 -
Dear FB friend, I cannot believe you gave up your 2 year old baby and expect me to pat you on the back and say that you made a good decision. Why didn't you give up his 4 year old sister too? I suspect it's because your new husband is as racist as your family that also didn't take him in. I would have taken him if I had only known you were just going to give away your baby. I have no respect left for you. I'm so glad that now without the added expense of your son's care that you can go on expensive honeymoons, buy a new huge house and go shopping all the time <<insert sarcasm here>>. I'm only still your "friend" because I'm waiting for Karma to kick your *kitten*.
Dear FB Family member that I have unfriended. Stop sending me friend requests. I unfriended you because you are batsh*t crazy as I clearly stated on the phone. I don't want to see your posts and tempting me with pictures of my new nephew isn't going to make me add you. I will just go to someone's page who isn't nuts to look at those.0 -
You live at home with your parents, and you are 35 years old. You have two children who you continue to neglect for the pursuit of peni$. You are a sad, pathetic woman with absolutely no self esteem and even less self worth.
This b!tch sounds like a keeper, get me her name ASAP.....0 -
I have to say.. im seriously disturbed by the fact that you take your farmville so important..0
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