Facebook Status u wish u could post but can't? Post away :)
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99% of the time, the people who post lovey-dovey pics of themselves and go on an out about how their life/relationship is perfect - are in a dream world and wish that it was. They ALWAYS end up divorced
I really hate when people do that- really? Happy Anniversary or I love you soo much back and forth on facebook? Why not just text or god-forbid call that person and be done with it!Dear Couple of the Century: Why don't you tell each other how wonderful you think you are, instead of posting it to induce vomiting in the rest of us?0 -
Dear family member who took back their cheating gf/fiance after dragging me into the middle of the drama:
I hope that baby is yours.0 -
Big changes in my life......
Tina - OMG... What happened?
OP - I'll messge you, Tina
Greg - Sex change?
OP - LOL, Greg..xoxoxo
Greg - No, seriously, what happened?
OP - Just sent you a note.
Jen - Love to you sweetie, miss you, hope it is for the best
OP - Jen, OMG, we have to get together
Haydon - New changes make us stronger, I hope it was good
OP - It is for the best
Me - *kitten* all of you, suck a donkey d!ck, you are all retarded and deleted.0 -
Didn't I see you at church this weekend:0)
I also so agree with the purfect husban comments. Really? That great huh? cuz i heard there was some possible cheatn going on and not from him:0)0 -
Big changes in my life......
Tina - OMG... What happened?
OP - I'll messge you, Tina
Greg - Sex change?
OP - LOL, Greg..xoxoxo
Greg - No, seriously, what happened?
OP - Just sent you a note.
Jen - Love to you sweetie, miss you, hope it is for the best
OP - Jen, OMG, we have to get together
Haydon - New changes make us stronger, I hope it was good
OP - It is for the best
Me - *kitten* all of you, suck a donkey d!ck, you are all retarded and deleted.
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My ultimate post would be....
Hey self-centered drama mama, not EVERY post is in reference to you. I know you want to think all anyone cares about is you and your teenage drama queen, but quite frankly I don't have the need to worry about your garbage. Next time maybe you should get the facts before you ASSUME that something said was directly about you and your family when in fact it actually had to do with my dying uncle. Don't you feel like a complete *kitten* now? Know what the hell you are talking about and maybe you wouldn't lose good friends!0 -
Just passed an overwhelming desire to post a link to this on my FB0
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Dear Deadbeat,
Stop taking and posting pictures of yourself and the kids on the ONE day a week that you see & associate with them, on your facebook to look like you're father of the year. The only person whose opinion matters if you're "father of the year" is your kids, and they know better than to think so.
This one is so classic! I can't tell you how much I absolutely love this one!!! :bigsmile:0 -
Just passed an overwhelming desire to post a link to this on my FB
That would be like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters. You don't cross the streams.0 -
Just passed an overwhelming desire to post a link to this on my FB
That would be like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters. You don't cross the streams.
LMFAO!0 -
What about the "dear idiot who cut me off in traffic...." posts? You do know, they aren't on your FB list, they'll never see it.
They may never see it, but these posts tend to crack me up when I see them. haha, I have very sarcastic friends and family that make good jokes out of such situations.0 -
I once did a "dear dead mouse in my mousetrap....told you so" post. I didn't expect the MOUSE to read it, but it entertained the people who had to endure the "OMG, I just saw a mouse running through my house and might have to move" post a few days prior....:ohwell:What about the "dear idiot who cut me off in traffic...." posts? You do know, they aren't on your FB list, they'll never see it.
They may never see it, but these posts tend to crack me up when I see them. haha, I have very sarcastic friends and family that make good jokes out of such situations.0 -
Dear friend who always gets creepy friend requests from dudes,
QUIT POSTING CLEAVAGE PICS!!!!
I know someone like this and I just want to tell her "Your boobs belong IN your shirt!"
Totally disagree. Boobs are to be shared with all. Only selfish mean women don't show them off. You call them *kitten*, we call them...... that's it..... we call them.0 -
Duck face
STOP DOING IT.
IT ISN'T SEXY.
YOU LOOK STUPID.
REALLY, REALLY STUPID.0 -
I'm depressed... again...0
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Hey old classmates, so you're working your dream job and traveling the world now? thats great.........I'm smaller than you!!!!! lol
Petty I know, but its all i got :-/
That's what I would put! Hahahaha!!! Good one! Love it!0 -
Who really gives a *kitten* about where you are and what you did yesterday!!0
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I am seriously happy that you found god. However, I do not need to be preached to on a daily basis, I will save myself and I am perfectly happy with my own spirituality. Thank you very much!0
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I once did a "dear dead mouse in my mousetrap....told you so" post. I didn't expect the MOUSE to read it, but it entertained the people who had to endure the "OMG, I just saw a mouse running through my house and might have to move" post a few days prior....:ohwell:What about the "dear idiot who cut me off in traffic...." posts? You do know, they aren't on your FB list, they'll never see it.
They may never see it, but these posts tend to crack me up when I see them. haha, I have very sarcastic friends and family that make good jokes out of such situations.
LMAO... classic! Love it!0 -
Person that I knew in high school-Isn't it weird that you like all my statuses and even comment but I just saw you in Wal-Mart, waved and you looked me in the eye and kept walking? Sheeeesh...B%&*H0
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I just want to thank all of my friends who have helped me since my finger has been in a splint... It's been hard to function, so thanks!
Mostly as a pointed insult to my roommate, who has spent approximately 45 min home in the week I've been unable to move my finger and has asked for gruesome pictures, but offered no help. She's completely ditched me since her relationship started and I'm incredibly resentful. We used to hang out at least 4 days a week.... then she didn't need me anymore.
Whatever, at least she's putting weight on, while I'm taking it off
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Stop talking about your Perfect husband/boyfriend and perfect kids No one cares nor do we belive you TELL THE TRUTH here ill start
I love my husband but 6 times out of 10 id rather punch him in the face than kiss him (I really love him tho lol)
I love my children and they are cute .... until your around them 24 hours of every day .... then they start to get on your dam nerves. No ones perfect, no one thinks your perfect and we all know half the **** that comes out of your mouth is bull****. And ladies have some respect cover yourself up not all of us want to see everything you have >.<0 -
I see a lot of the rants are about stupid *kitten* other people post on fb. I delete on the spot if I see a stupid status update. ESPECIALLY if they try to preach their religion, post graphic photos of cancer victims/african children/abused animals or get overly patriotic about the military/war.
Unfortunately I have had to delete a few more friends than I would have liked due to racism also... Really disappointed.0 -
1. I don't need to see everything you eat.
2. I, and nobody else, wants to see your childs 'adorable' snot bubbles. every kid blows snot. nobody needs to post it.0 -
YA its totally cool that there are hundreds of pics of you getting wasted or out partying, and like 5 pictures of your kids.... And the mom of the year award goes to::: :noway: good grief grow up already!0
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Can't just now, since my husband will see it, and it will upset him while he can't do a thing about it...
Neighbor who has been working on our fence just came over. Seems while we were out of town (leaving the place in care of our almost-adult daughter), someone came into our yard, took his circular saw (which he left here because he'd been working here, made two ladders out of scrap lumber, and stole tools and stuff from his yard. In broad daylight. So we've got a thief on our hands with a full clip of chutzpah, and who has already visited our backyard once. I think it's time to once more experiment with giving the dogs the run of the place at night. I do not want to be surprised by visitors to my house.0 -
Ok.. Here Goes.
Dear Facebook Friend,
I truely understand that you are morning the loss of your child killed by a drunk driver. Posting their pictures with different background images and poems several times a day is really too much. I don't want to delete you because I understand your pain... but can we keep the memorializing to a minimum, it's been a few years.
Dear Daughter
Yes I'm happy to watch your sweet child for you while you are working.... But now that you have posted where you are and who you're with on facebook - no not working, guess you will need to find another sitter when you really have to work. SMH I thought I raised you better.
Dear Facebook Friends:
Yes, I know there is a storm coming and its raining outside - don't need facebook to tell me that, we live down the street from each other, but hey, thanks for the update.. LOL.0 -
"FML" is not an appropriate way top sum up "I had a bad day".
THIS!!!0 -
Just passed an overwhelming desire to post a link to this on my FB
That would be like crossing the streams in Ghostbusters. You don't cross the streams.
LOVE this!0 -
1) Please post more pictures of your new purchases and tattoos. I will gladly throw them in your face Friday when you tell me you can't afford child support, the same conversation we have EVERY Friday.
2) Every post you make on FB doesn't need to be about how much you love Lisa because a week ago it was how Lisa is nothing but a *kitten* and a lying *****. No one cares about your stupid teenage relationship and we all think you're stupid.
3) You're a grandmother. Stop being a passive aggressive beeyotch to me and your own son and daughter in law via FB. Grow UP. Personal dramas do NOT need to be blasted online. Kinda like when you and your little friend ganged up on me when I was pregnant and posted on FB about how your son isn't the father of my child. REALLY??!?! But I'm not going to worry about it, because I've saved every FB post and nasty text from you and your family in case your son ever gets his panties in a bunch and tries to take me to court. Which he WONT because he knows deep down that he can't handle joint custody and he'd only be doing it out of spite.0
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