Are women wired to make sammiches?

drmerc
drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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I don't think so but I'm just wondering what you think?
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  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    I am. And I make a damn good one too!
  • HeidiMightyRawr
    HeidiMightyRawr Posts: 3,343 Member
    I make pretty good sammiches I think.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
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    well played sir....well played \m/
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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  • erinfog
    erinfog Posts: 95 Member
    i mean, genetically we are at the perfect height to reach the kitchen counter so it's just in our biological make up to make sandwiches. there are studies, etc. etc.
  • MySunshine76
    MySunshine76 Posts: 389
    I'll have to say, my sammiches are pretty darn tasty too.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    What kind of sammiches?
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    I love sammiches! And I make a pretty mean one. Would you like a beer with that?
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    I love sammiches! And I make a pretty mean one. Would you like a beer with that?

    will you marry me?
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    I'm an excellent sammich maker. Hubs appreciates me barefoot in the kitchen makin' his sammiches.
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    I think in the darker days of history women that could make good sammiches were burned at the stake which has caused some genetic loss of the women wired to make them.
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    No i dont make ´sammiches´ :grumble: :explode: , I can make a SANDWICH whenever I feel eating one tho.
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,285 Member
    No...but they are wired to make casseroles.
  • Ge0rgiana
    Ge0rgiana Posts: 1,649 Member
    No, not really. I attribute my sammich making skill to my intensive training as a Subway Sandwich Artist. ( <-- true story )
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    I'm wired to make tasty pasta dishes.
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    im wired to make sammiches....and apparently EAT them too :grumble:
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
    in before the lock
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
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  • karawRN
    karawRN Posts: 311
    best sammich maker over here ;)
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
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  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    No i dont make ´sammiches´ :grumble: :explode: , I can make a SANDWICH whenever I feel eating one tho.

    Would you like some cheese with that whine?
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    sammiches

    Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...
  • redheaddee
    redheaddee Posts: 2,005 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
    Boom, yes I did. :laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    You definitely need to meet new women.
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
    they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt

    Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
    Boom, yes I did. :laugh:


    damn it
  • Sarahwillow
    Sarahwillow Posts: 56 Member
    I was nine years old when my father told me I make better sammies than my mom did...one of the reasons I became a sou chef!
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    Absolutely, and get on our knees when told to.
  • LaurySch
    LaurySch Posts: 277 Member
    I love sammiches! And I make a pretty mean one. Would you like a beer with that?

    will you marry me?

    As long as you don't mind me sitting on the couch with my own sammich and beer to watch the football game! :happy:
  • Skinny_minny_mo
    Skinny_minny_mo Posts: 1,272 Member
    that requires skill in the kitchen right?

    :indifferent:

    er no. my skills lie in others rooms,:tongue:

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