If you died tonight in your sleep....
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for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
Lol. Top shelf of my closet! And my phone. Someone needs to have my wipe my phone password. Lol0 -
I single note that would say I'm not done and I wasted most of the time I was given.0
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The murder weapon I used to kill some randoms on an internet forum would be embarrasing. Its lucky you cant prosecute the dead though0
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theyed find the well in my basement.........................:sick:
SICKEST Halloween costume ever. Well played. (Also my favorite horror movie so I'm a little biased.) :drinker:0 -
The murder weapon I used to kill some randoms on an internet forum would be embarrasing. Its lucky you cant prosecute the dead though
what's embarrassing about that?
hell, I'll buy you bullets.0 -
Nothing... because I recently cleaned my room and my computer is brand new, so all incriminating evidence is gone!
How convenient. LOL!0 -
My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....
I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.
ouch!
Mine did too! I think my browser history would scare them though.0 -
A shiny pink-and-silver hookah (unused) in my closet.
TONS of dust bunnies under my bed.
That's about it.
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Well, there's my "toy box", but my best friend already has strick instructions to grab it before anyone else.
OMG, fabulous idea!!!!! thank you!!!! Lol0 -
TONIGHT! Crud... I'd have to move some bodies, er, somebody, um... can we make it next week sometime?0
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my study room and 99% of my closet all have clothes or accessories or everyday things with " 49ers " written on them. I don't find this embarrassing at all, to be honest.0
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If I am dead, I won't be embarassed. I'll be dead.0
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Just my "toy box" :laugh:
Actually have had this conversation with my mother....:sick: she informed me to NOT open a certain box when they die...just throw it away...it was too gross to be morbid hahaha0 -
Pretty much everything on my laptop, and some packs of textured rubbers hidden in my closet.0
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I must say, this is a very interesting thread! Go on.....0
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well **** I need a lock box .... now to find all those toys/clamps/cuffs etc etc
:flowerforyou: :drinker: 0 -
my study room and 99% of my closet all have clothes or accessories or everyday things with " 49ers " written on them. I don't find this embarrassing at all, to be honest.
You know, admitting that you have an addiction is the first step in recovery. LOL 0 -
Do me a favour and just burn down the house.
You have no idea how hard it is to have people do their damn "drop ins," scrambling to hide everything so that they don't think you're a freak.0 -
My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....
I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.
ouch!
I know right? And I thought I had hid it so much better than that! *facepalm*
you need one of those covert models that people don't realize is a toy cuz it looks like a flashlight, back massager, or bull riding simulator.
But....it IS a back massager! (that's my story - stickin to it!)0 -
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for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:0 -
My bible of course ... :devil:0
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theyed find the well in my basement.........................:sick:
they'll find this in my bathroom
Woah....I'd hate to walk in there after too much to drink..lol0 -
for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol0 -
my study room and 99% of my closet all have clothes or accessories or everyday things with " 49ers " written on them. I don't find this embarrassing at all, to be honest.
you should....0 -
My mom already found my vibrator once, so, uh.....
I don't think I have anything that would be too embarrassing left, besides old journals.
ouch!
I know right? And I thought I had hid it so much better than that! *facepalm*
you need one of those covert models that people don't realize is a toy cuz it looks like a flashlight, back massager, or bull riding simulator.
But....it IS a back massager! (that's my story - stickin to it!)
you're the best kind of friend.0 -
wouldnt you like to know...........muahhhahahahahahahhahahahh (sinister laugh):smokin:
THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :devil: Not tellin!0 -
Prob the 2 toys in my side table. I would say my computer info, but I "delete delete delete" everything :smokin:
lol you delete everything every single night?
Well on the nights that i look at "fun stuff", which is about every other night :blushing:0 -
Prob the 2 toys in my side table. I would say my computer info, but I "delete delete delete" everything :smokin:
lol you delete everything every single night?
Well on the nights that i look at "fun stuff", which is about every other night :blushing:
feel free to send me a private message and list of recommended links =D0 -
As I would be leaving behind my Wife, there would be nothing she is unaware of.
If we were to perish together, there would be nothing I would be embarrassed about, partly because the sexual toys in my home simply indicate we were sexually active and enjoyed ourselves, partly because I am old enough not to really care what other people think.0
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