Men, suddenly I need to know...

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  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    THANK YOU.

    I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

    I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing :)
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    THANK YOU.

    I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

    I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!

    THAT'S BECAUSE WE WERE MAKING LOVE AT THE TIME. You are so inconsiderate it's not even funny. I want a divorce.
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    err what


    it don't fit. The correct posture is feet back, hands on wall...45 degree angle. 50% of the time, it works every time.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    standing up, both hands firmly in place or it does this
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    OMG I'm falling off my chair here....:laugh:
  • jefedesalto
    jefedesalto Posts: 154 Member
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    It depends on how drunk/tired I am and the time of day. If I'm up at 2 am to piss, I'm sitting down. Don't want to wake up enough to have to aim. If I'm drunk, I can't aim very well. So I take a seat. Oddly enough, I always poop standing up.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    THANK YOU.

    I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

    I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!

    I do it every day in the shower and have now taught my 3 yr old she can too! (Just not when taking a bath!!!) :noway:
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    I don't like to turn on/off the exhaust fan with the lights so...

    If it's dark in the house, then I'm going to sit down.
    If the sun is up, then I'm going to take aim.

    If it's in the shower, I aim for the drain.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    There really are no words for how much I love you people...
  • deb3129
    deb3129 Posts: 1,294 Member
    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    Haha, this made me laugh. I was just gonna lurk ,cause this was a man thread, but this is perfect!
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
    I pee sitting down on 2 occasions...first if I am too drunk to stand (ie room is spinning) I sit to pee. Second after a night of sex because for some reason it never goes where you think it is gonna go after all that sex.... (see Me, Myself, & Irene for a visual)
  • FabMrFox
    FabMrFox Posts: 259 Member
    my ex sat. this shoulda been a sign.

    LOL! indeed what I was thinking. I stand but if I miss I clean the mess up
  • LennyInFlorida
    LennyInFlorida Posts: 202
    The only time I do that is if it's 3am, dark and I want it to stay dark.
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    THANK YOU.

    I pee in the shower and catch SO much grief for it.

    I'm not the only one who does...stop flipping out on me!

    I do it every day in the shower and have now taught my 3 yr old she can too! (Just not when taking a bath!!!) :noway:
    As do I.
    Who doesn't.
    The whole peeing in the bath thing is actually why we transitioned to showers. They BOTH thought it was hysterical.
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
    On the bar stool while talking to some hot chick and wearing my depends! Never missed a beat!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    A little off topic but...
    I-DON%27T-ALWAYS-****-IN-THE-SHOWER-BUT-WHEN-I-DO-I-STOMP-IT-DOWN-THE-DRAIN.jpg
    Stay thirsty my friends.
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    is it at a tree or the toilet? LMAO also NEVER piss into the wind..................
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    Can't say that I have.... But I will say that you should be taking care of the wood problem before peeing :)

    That would be an every morning affair...sometimes the alarm just goes off too late and you have to run to the bathroom with it slapping against your belly button.
  • nursedonnaj
    nursedonnaj Posts: 57 Member
    why on earth would I sit while in the shower?

    OH my gosh!! I am sitting at work CRYING!! This totally made my day. Still giggling!!!
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    On the bar stool while talking to some hot chick and wearing my depends! Never missed a beat!

    LMAO!!!!!!
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    standing up, both hands firmly in place or it does this
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    :noway:
  • MadeInDR022
    MadeInDR022 Posts: 260
    On the bar stool while talking to some hot chick and wearing my depends! Never missed a beat!



    hahahahahahaha! Awesome.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Standing up... unless...

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  • doug4018
    doug4018 Posts: 130
    The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....


    No.

    If it was a leg day the day before...I sit. If I'm tired, I sit. Sometimes you dont even know what it's going to be...so sitting is a safe choice...

    Also, sometimes in the umm morning...then position is quite important. *cough*

    LOL - I concur, I sit in the morning, because....well it's morning.
  • ccpowers
    ccpowers Posts: 203 Member
    hahaha, I too was going to be one of those lurkers, but the comments are pretty good, and informative.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    A little off topic but...
    I-DON%27T-ALWAYS-****-IN-THE-SHOWER-BUT-WHEN-I-DO-I-STOMP-IT-DOWN-THE-DRAIN.jpg
    Stay thirsty my friends.

    I may have just thrown up a little
  • wrevhn
    wrevhn Posts: 864 Member
    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.


    Even though I'm a chick I've seen enough in my days to know that this is true.



    THANKS for posting this btw, I needed a good afternoon giggle. :laugh:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    The only time I do that is if it's 3am, dark and I want it to stay dark.

    I just use echolocation by starting and listening for the splash.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
    God I'm so disturbed by how much I'm enjoying this thread...seriously, you guys are wide open books....love that...

    so...

    how YOU doing? :smokin:

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