If you died tonight in your sleep....
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As I would be leaving behind my Wife, there would be nothing she is unaware of.
If we were to perish together, there would be nothing I would be embarrassed about, partly because the sexual toys in my home simply indicate we were sexually active and enjoyed ourselves, partly because I am old enough not to really care what other people think.
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Even tho I quit smoking the funny stuff a few years back, I still keep a small stash, but its in the garage.
Hey, maybe tonight would be a good night to......0 -
Messages on my phone from a certain pervert..... And then my underwear.....0
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for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol
Oh, is that not what we're supposed to check first?? Oops...guess I need to work on my priorities.
Nah...It's friday, not changing a thing about me until at least Monday. :smokin:0 -
for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol
Oh, is that not what we're supposed to check first?? Oops...guess I need to work on my priorities.
Nah...It's friday, not changing a thing about me until at least Monday. :smokin:
I feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...0 -
Everything in my nightstand and a USB flash drive of some... Stuff.
this.0 -
for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol
Oh, is that not what we're supposed to check first?? Oops...guess I need to work on my priorities.
Nah...It's friday, not changing a thing about me until at least Monday. :smokin:
I feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
That's playing dirty0 -
for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol
Oh, is that not what we're supposed to check first?? Oops...guess I need to work on my priorities.
Nah...It's friday, not changing a thing about me until at least Monday. :smokin:
I feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
That's playing dirty
especially if they don't wash it after0 -
My binders full of women.0
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for the love of God, please someone clean out my bedside table so my parents are NOT the one to discover my sexual proclivities....
This :drinker:
You know when someone's house gets broken into, the first place a woman freaks out about and runs to is the nightstand to check to see if it's been disturbed...lol
Oh, is that not what we're supposed to check first?? Oops...guess I need to work on my priorities.
Nah...It's friday, not changing a thing about me until at least Monday. :smokin:
I feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
That's playing dirty
especially if they don't wash it after
*kitten* just got serious...0 -
Dirty laundry and like everyone else: toys
What are these toys everone keeps speaking of? I'm sure I have no idea.
Mine would be a flash drive with photos from a shoot that involved lemonade, vodka, some red heels, handcuffs, black leather jacket, a good friend, her photog boyfriend, and not much else. Yea, they're hot! Actually, my mom, my aunt, and numerous good friends have already seen them.0 -
*kitten* just got serious...
especially if they don't wash it after
That's playing dirtyI feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
especially if they used it in the rear entrance0 -
*kitten* just got serious...
especially if they don't wash it after
That's playing dirtyI feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
especially if they used it in the rear entrance
bahahaha!!0 -
*kitten* just got serious...
especially if they don't wash it after
That's playing dirtyI feel like I now know the best way to prank people... and it involves modifying things in their drawers...
especially if they used it in the rear entrance
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Prob the 2 toys in my side table. I would say my computer info, but I "delete delete delete" everything :smokin:
lol you delete everything every single night?
Well on the nights that i look at "fun stuff", which is about every other night :blushing:
feel free to send me a private message and list of recommended links =D
Someone needs to learn about InPrivate browsing, aka Incognito browsing, aka Private Browsing...no cookies, no history...no need to delete.0 -
Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.0
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Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.
Do you have a brother? Put everything in a box with his name on it. i.e. "Mark's stuff" whenever you go out of town. They'll think the box is his. Problem solved.0 -
Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.
Get a box, buy some Halloween stuff, throw the handcuffs and whips and chains in there with it and label the box Halloween Costume & Stuff.0 -
Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.
Get a box, buy some Halloween stuff, throw the handcuffs and whips and chains in there with it and label the box Halloween Costume & Stuff.
1) I don't have a brother
2) Some of it is too extreme for Halloween0 -
Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.
Get a box, buy some Halloween stuff, throw the handcuffs and whips and chains in there with it and label the box Halloween Costume & Stuff.
1) I don't have a brother
2) Some of it is too extreme for Halloween
Put your dad's name on it then.0 -
Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.
Get a box, buy some Halloween stuff, throw the handcuffs and whips and chains in there with it and label the box Halloween Costume & Stuff.
1) I don't have a brother
2) Some of it is too extreme for Halloween
Put your dad's name on it then.
lol my dad is too innocent... he'll think I left him behind a gift.... then open it in horror...0 -
Everytime I go away on vacation, I sanitize my house. I scour computer files, burn and smash any old CDR's, etc. I figure If I die, I'll look innocent. Problem is, now that I have so many toys - what to do? Especially the types of toys... oye.... Going through my stuff at this point would look like one of those fetish episodes on CSI/ NCIS.
Get a box, buy some Halloween stuff, throw the handcuffs and whips and chains in there with it and label the box Halloween Costume & Stuff.
1) I don't have a brother
2) Some of it is too extreme for Halloween
Put your dad's name on it then.
lol my dad is too innocent... he'll think I left him behind a gift.... then open it in horror...
That's terrible - I will not be responsible for corrupting innocent men. Wait...that's not what I meant.0 -
That's terrible - I will not be responsible for corrupting innocent men. Wait...that's not what I meant.
So what do you want exactly? To corrupt innocent men? Or just to find unclean men?0 -
That's terrible - I will not be responsible for corrupting innocent men. Wait...that's not what I meant.
So what do you want exactly? To corrupt innocent men? Or just to find unclean men?
Corrupting innocence - that's my thing. Rawr... or whatever sexy animal sound is appropriate.0 -
That's terrible - I will not be responsible for corrupting innocent men. Wait...that's not what I meant.
So what do you want exactly? To corrupt innocent men? Or just to find unclean men?
Corrupting innocence - that's my thing. Rawr... or whatever sexy animal sound is appropriate.
Maybe "bahhhh" like a sheep?0 -
That's terrible - I will not be responsible for corrupting innocent men. Wait...that's not what I meant.
So what do you want exactly? To corrupt innocent men? Or just to find unclean men?
Corrupting innocence - that's my thing. Rawr... or whatever sexy animal sound is appropriate.
Maybe "bahhhh" like a sheep?
The innocent man would be the sheep I suppose. I guess I'm supposed to howl or something.0 -
they'll find this in my bathroom
Wonder what the urinals look like....0 -
First, no one would notice for days..until the stink funked out into the halls.If you died tonight in your sleep...what are the two most embarrassing things that people would find in your home(drawers, closets, under the bed, etc) when they go through all of your stuff?
A 'back massager' because I REALLY honestly thought it was a back massager. Now that I know what it really is the thing just sits in my closet, 'cause it's creepy. ALso, my incredibly messy spare room (I'm a freakish compulsive neat person except for THAT room) and anyone who knows me would be shocked.0 -
you people are no fun.
neither are you....you didn't start the game off right:indifferent:0 -
My bestie better trip over my dead butt and grab my phone!!! DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!! o and computer history while shes at it..think im good on that but a bestie should always double check behind her ditzy friend0
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