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  • ohpiper
    ohpiper Posts: 729 Member
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    First, I whip my kilt up over my head.....then spin around the room three times...then let'r go.
  • richardheath
    richardheath Posts: 1,276 Member
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    I gotta be honest. Men who pee sitting freaks me out.

    ME too.

    Why? Serious question.

    My ex trained me to sit down, at least at night, as she didn't want to clean it everyday. I still sit sometimes, as I now have to clean it myself ;-)

    Another good time to sit is if you are wearing a nice pair of trousers for a formal event or something. You don't want to have to give a presentation in front of 200 people with splash-back on your light coloured trousers!
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    Standing up. Unless it's in the middle of the night, and I'm half asleep, and I don't want to turn on the light.
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
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    one time i tried peeing sitting down with a boner and i peed right under the seat and it just went on my pants and feet. son of a beach!

    also reminds me of a time my friend told me he was peeing sittting down, he was smoking, and tryed to flick the cigarette in the toilet and burned his penis, i never laughed so hard.

    LMBO!!!
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
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    The only time I do that is if it's 3am, dark and I want it to stay dark.

    I just use echolocation by starting and listening for the splash.

    rofl!!!
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
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    Maybe I need a bigger toilet, but peeing while sitting with wood is a physical impossibility.

    ^ This

    Anyone who said they can do this.... well..... everyone knows now.

    Exactly!

    If you sit, there is maybe 4-5 inches clearance. You all can do the math
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    I am entertained. :heart:
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
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    that is why i love living in the country..... just walk outside and right off the side of the deck.... doesnt matter if it is up or down......just have to make sure the dog is clear of the stream.... it really sucks having to clean him up after he gets in the way.....:laugh:
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
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    it depends on how far forward you lean..... that water can be cold in the morning........ :laugh:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • Randyamc
    Randyamc Posts: 365 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    err what


    it don't fit. The correct posture is feet back, hands on wall...45 degree angle. 50% of the time, it works every time.

    This!!!! :laugh:
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
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    standing up, both hands firmly in place or it does this
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    LMAO!!!
  • abbezen
    abbezen Posts: 405 Member
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    This has been a great way to spend a Friday afternoon! Thanks guys...this has been hilarious!
  • Danny_Boy13
    Danny_Boy13 Posts: 2,094 Member
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    LOL!!! BUTTERS FTW!!!
  • hcoburn37
    hcoburn37 Posts: 442 Member
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    I haven't laughed this much all week! Thank guys :laugh:
  • Jaccyber
    Jaccyber Posts: 620 Member
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    Yes...LOL
    okay about 50/50
  • avgjoe2u
    avgjoe2u Posts: 15 Member
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    alone if at all possible....
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    The only time a man is allowed to pee sitting down is if he is in the middle of taking a crap at the time....

    this for me you burn more calories standing just saying
  • CraigG75
    CraigG75 Posts: 177 Member
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    It all depends whether you're taking a crapper or not, haha
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
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    Ever try peeing with wood?? you have to do it sitting down.

    err what


    it don't fit. The correct posture is feet back, hands on wall...45 degree angle. 50% of the time, it works every time.

    My thoughts exactly. For me wood would make sitting down not an option at all.

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