Best Gym Pick-Up Lines
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It should be a felony to talk to anyone using an adductor machine. I had an older guy come up to me and start discussing the fact that I had maxed-out the weight on the adductor machine this morning.
I love you Berry! I just spit out my tea!Next time you should try, "Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?"
I'm like, ...really? How 'bout you come chit-chat with me when my balls aren't popping-out of my shorts. K? Thanks.
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I truly cannot stand it when guys see me going to use a machine/bar/whatever that has a bunch of weight (obviously more than I can lift) and run over and try to take all the weight off for me, like I can't handle it- then waste my time and try to talk to me after they've saved my life from the "big" weights. I'm not a 3-year-old. I'm at the gym for a reason, I don't need you holding my hand. Just because I can't squat 250lbs doesn't mean that I can't remove that much weight from a bar. Ugh. :noway:
Guys also don't do this for girls who can shoulder press more than them.
Then you should meander your way to my gym sometime and see for yourself.
Maybe they are more gentleman-ly in your part of the world?0 -
It should be a felony to talk to anyone using an adductor machine. I had an older guy come up to me and start discussing the fact that I had maxed-out the weight on the adductor machine this morning.
I love you Berry! I just spit out my tea!Next time you should try, "Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later?"
I'm like, ...really? How 'bout you come chit-chat with me when my balls aren't popping-out of my shorts. K? Thanks.
Is that a true story or are you making things up again??0 -
I'm still waiting patiently to lose enough weight so that I might get hit on at the gym. When that happens, I'll know I've really made progress :blushing:0
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I think it's more likely not about you at all, but her sister is fed up with her sibling being promiscuous and you unknowingly happen to be the 10th guy this week, and she knows it's her that will be getting the phone call to pick her up and help with her cover story.0
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Some men/women have no idea how to casually interact with the opposite sex without compromising the integrity of their committed relationships. You and the soccer mom obviousy aren't, while her female companion lacks those skills AND has the obnoxious 'mother hen' mentality. Those are the worst.0
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Sister was jealous that the big beasty man-hunk wasn't commenting on her bench presses. B!tches be cray.
My thoughts exactly! :laugh:0 -
I can safely say I've never been hit on at the gym. I've had some friendly conversations with obvious lonely-types but that's it. I don't want to worry about things like that when I'm busting my *kitten* in the weight room. I'm not there to play, I'm there to work.0
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I literally just wet myself a little at the thought of being hit on at the gym......you have clearly never seen me when I workout......I look like I am melting....anyone who hit on me would have to be very desperate LOL0
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I do. I have her on Skype right now. She asked me to tell you to get off the computer, because you're still grounded.
You are setting your standards too high my friend, know your league!
It was me, and I was talking about your mom."You look just like this girl I'm gonna bang tonight"
I still don't know if he had a date set up with a girl that looked like me and she was a sure thing or if he was being cocky saying he was going to bang me.
I'm disappointed by this comeback. I would expect better from you!
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My ex was visiting me after I had moved away from where we had met and lived. She went to the gym that I had been going to and was working out when all of a sudden a guy was like, "Damn where did you come from?? We don't have many women like you around..." She said that she was visiting me, her bf. And gave him my business card because of the nature of my business and people who work out and walked away.
As she was leaving the gym she sees him sitting in the cafe (yes the gym has a cafe) and he gestured for her to walk over to him, she looked around and saw that no one else was there and kept trying to walk past but the guy was so insistent that he got up and walked over to her and said, "I bet my buddy that I would buy you a smoothie" she didn't want to be rude so she said no I'm fine and the guy kept trying to reason with her and finally she let up and let him buy her a smoothie.
Probably one of the most awkward/persistent instances of spitting game at the gym that I've heard of. I couldn't help but give this guy kudos for the smoothie idea... it's like a drink at the bar but for the gym.
The only time I think I've been truly hit on by a stranger at the gym was something like this, but it turned into a discussion about nutrition as I attempted to politely decline because of the sugar. Turned out, the guy was not only a very brave pervert, he was also dumber than a box of hammers.
I walked past one guy to toss an empty water bottle into the recycling and he apparently went to the front desk, spent $1 to buy me a new water and had one of the front desk girls deliver it to my treadmill on his behalf. He never came up to talk to me or anything and I don't think I've seen him since, so I'm not sure if he was hitting on me, genuinely worried about my hydration, or exceptionally sweet. Note to men: this one may have actually worked had he followed through.
My most recent ex-trainer hit on me constantly after about a month of training together. This is why he's my ex-trainer.
It seems like most creepers at my gym express their interest by stopping whatever activity they are engaged in at the time to watch me do straight leg deadlifts in yoga pants.0 -
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...And, you clearly pee easily. So...I literally just wet myself a little at the thought of being hit on at the gym......you have clearly never seen me when I workout......I look like I am melting....anyone who hit on me would have to be very desperate LOL
LOL yeah that wouldn't help with the whole attractive thing huh0 -
I don't get hit on at the gym, but there is a this one guy that will always take the treadmill next to mine and he will run at what seems to be the same speed that I go. And he won't stop until I stop. He always stops when I stop. It doesn't matter if I have been running for 5 mins or 40 mins when he gets on next to me. So weird.
Ummm I would ask a staff member for an escort out to my car before leaving!
I am sure he is harmless and the nice thing is that he isn't there all that often. But when he is, I can count on having a running partner.0 -
after watching me do deadlifts, some guy said i had a great posterior chain :laugh:
the last pick up line i've used at the gym was pretty obvious, but that's just the kind of girl i am. there was a really hot guy working out shirtless. i was watching him and trip over a low plyo bench. he stopped and was like oh are you OK? (all glistening in his sweaty godlike sexiness
). i was like yeah but that was your fault i tripped so you owe me a drink. we ended up going on a date a few days later 0 -
You've already used that one before, Muffincake. I still e-love ya though.I'm disappointed by this comeback. I would expect better from you!
..next time! :happy:
Which one? ..Gee..how embarrassing...0 -
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The ONLY time I've ever had someone ...sort of hit on me was when I was running pretty hard on the treadmill and was getting out of breath. A guy walks over and just says "HEY babe, what's up?" I responded with "Uhhh, I'm at the gym?" (dispersed with a few heavy breaths). When he realized that was all I had to say he just walked a way mumbling something under his breath. Sorry man! Not a good time to chat it up with a chick.0
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So, all hammers are dumb to you? That's racist toward hammers.Turned out, the guy was not only a very brave pervert, he was also dumber than a box of hammers.
Yes. My parents hated hammers, so it's just how I was raised.0 -
The only one that has worked for me at the gym is "you're looking hot tonight... wanna go burn dog $#i! on old people door steps"
It works on my wife every time.
Ha! that one would work on me 0 -
The "expect better from you" line. I have a fabulous memory. Don't let the new account fool you.
You've already used that one before, Muffincake. I still e-love ya though.I'm disappointed by this comeback. I would expect better from you!
..next time! :happy:
Which one? ..Gee..how embarrassing...
I think you have used the "you're secretly a dude" line more than once in the past, so now we're even!0 -
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Oh, don't get your panties in a wad, Poohbear. It will shut the circulation off to your testicles. (Hhahaha)I think you have used the "you're secretly a dude" line more than once in the past, so now we're even!
The worst part is that you called me Poohbear :mad:0 -
I remember my dad's example of a really bad pick-up line
"You don't sweat much for a fat woman"0
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