Pooping and farting - question

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  • valluco75
    valluco75 Posts: 65
    Is been forever since I've watched a girl take a dump.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Pooing is private.
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    Eeep...I would literally turn on the tap when I went to pee so that my bf at the time wouldn't hear from the other room, letalone pooping in front of him!!!!

    Nervous toilet go-er i guess!! hahaha
  • sirthickness
    sirthickness Posts: 133
    Poops around you? Depends on the situation, if I am in my office at work and some chick walks in and sh!ts on my desk, I may be slightly put off, unless she is really hot.
    ^^this^^
  • SofaKingRad_
    SofaKingRad_ Posts: 276
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  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
    bump
  • ruperthumphrey
    ruperthumphrey Posts: 195 Member
    I have tears down my face and my daughter wants to know what I am laughing at!!!! Unfortunately, I cannot seem to hold my pearls in too much anymore and I really do not like that. In the first years of my marriage, my darling husband use to let some real stinky ones go. It was so funny, he use to jump up and run into the coat closet in the living room, close the door, do his business, come out and wipe at his rear to make sure no stink stuck to his pants!
  • KelleyThatsMe
    KelleyThatsMe Posts: 6
    Pooping, farting, peeing, vomiting, snorting, bad B.O., and morning breath my boyfriend and I share them all. It's what being a couple is about. I am thankful that I have found someone who I can share not only the bad stuff but the good stuff as well.
  • wrevhn
    wrevhn Posts: 864 Member
    I have never pooped in front of my husband. I have farted in front of him (married for almost 11 years and been together for over 12). I just say excuse me and we move on. He does the same thing.

    My question to the ladies is would you change your tampon in front of your b/f or husband?

    Yep I would change my tampon in front of him. But I wouldn't fart in front of him. That is strange now that I think about it.


    yes, he actually only buys me the more expensive ones too, he does not like the idea of cheaping out there. but he is there and involved in all that. he is a grown man and has no prob with that stuff. just the whole "bile is vile" thing. Basically if its smells its bad. lol. Or if it came from that area.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I have tears down my face and my daughter wants to know what I am laughing at!!!! Unfortunately, I cannot seem to hold my pearls in too much anymore and I really do not like that. In the first years of my marriage, my darling husband use to let some real stinky ones go. It was so funny, he use to jump up and run into the coat closet in the living room, close the door, do his business, come out and wipe at his rear to make sure no stink stuck to his pants!

    Pearls?? I think that's another thread. :wink: Did anyone ever remark on the smell of your winter coat? That's a pretty funny visual. :smile:
  • vcferlita
    vcferlita Posts: 53
    Let 'er rip.
  • sailinjen
    sailinjen Posts: 103 Member
    hahahaha
  • kelseyhere
    kelseyhere Posts: 1,123 Member
    Everyone does it, nothing to be embarrassed over. I think it's childish to get so worked up over it.
  • andiechick
    andiechick Posts: 916 Member
    My husband and I have dutch oven contests. We regularly have conversations while one of us is going to the bathroom.


    He witnessed the birth of our child. I think at this point, anything is on the table.

    ^^Re your second bit...my **** was literally all out on the table while I was giving birth, lol!! Having said that, I do usually prefer to drop the kids at the pool in private, but having lived with my hubby for 14yrs, farting is an olympic sport in our house, haha!! Mind my mother-in-law has NEVER farted in front of her hubby or my hubby and his sister. Now that is wierd!!
  • DaisyHamilton
    DaisyHamilton Posts: 575 Member
    From the time I was 8 until 14, I was raised by my grandma. We just don't do that kind of thing. I will forever deny both, and I refuse to do it around any boyfriend I've ever had. I get really embarrassed about it. I'm assuming it's because my grandma is a little bit proper, so it was never talked about. When I was 14, I moved back in with my mom, and my sister, mother, and step-father all openly talk about it. I'm just not comfortable even saying the words "poop" or "fart". If I need to go to the bathroom, I say I "need to go to the bathroom", and no other information.

    edit: Also, bathroom jokes aren't funny at all in my opinion. I think they're disgusting.
  • rieann84
    rieann84 Posts: 511 Member
    Neither of us really announce when we're gonna poop, so that's not ever discussed.

    Pretty sure the only time my boyfriend has heard me fart is in my sleep when I can't control it, lol. Likewise, I don't think i've ever heard him?? It's pretty obvious when he's in there pooping because he runs the sink lol. We live in a studio apartment, more or less. Thin walls and everything in close proximity. I'll usually go right before a shower, so the shower is running.

    But, as far as being open about it..it's one thing to just be human and it's another to act totally disrepectful. Maybe i'm old school like that? But I really don't want a boyfriend that is gonna run up and fart in my face and laugh about it. That's just rude to me.
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
    My ex was a 'fart anywhere' guy...so much so he was forbidden to sit on his mom's new furniture...he did it just to get a rise out of people. I would chase him around the house with lysol it reeked so bad, then he started not farting in my presence.

    My general 'rule' is, if the bathroom door is shut stay the hell out, if it's open, come on. I tend to not fart in front of anyone, either.

    I also don't care to join in verbal conversations about pooping...I've spent 7 years cleaning up adult feces, not something I wish to hear or talk about on my own time.
  • Sul3i
    Sul3i Posts: 553 Member
    Had a good laugh!!!! Lol. To answer the question yes! Been together almost 10 yrs he's gross n has turned me into a version of him in the privacy of our home lol
  • wormy80
    wormy80 Posts: 64 Member
    bumping...I will need this laugh later :)
  • 16Momma16
    16Momma16 Posts: 159 Member
    My man has watched me have 4 babies. The first baby 19 years ago and the last 7 years. Giving birth is beautiful but only the baby part of it. If I need to let loose then I will. He can't however come in the toilet with me. Honestly, I can't even say the words.. P and F... hahahahaha
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    I like to think there should always be a little mystery in a relationship. That mystery would be farting and pooping.

    Yeah. Completely unnecessary to poop in front of him. What next? True intimacy will require he floss your teeth and insert your tampons? If chivalry is dead, so is being a lady apparently.
  • andiechick
    andiechick Posts: 916 Member
    Hahaha I love this thread!!!

    Farting is classed as an olympic sport in our house, the louder the better, and given that we both use protein shakes there's plenty to go about! I do prefer to 'drop the kids at the pool' on my own, however after having my second child I did it on the table during labour so my inhibitions have disappeared. Also I had a section with my first child and my husband stepped the wrong side of the screen just after they lifted my son out, so you could say he literally knows me inside out, lol!!! Btw, he was mega impressed with this! :bigsmile:
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