Once I got dumped for

First of all this thread is hilarious! But where do I start....lets go with the top three...

1. I was dumped at 18 because and I quote "what I can get off you I could get off a prostitute"... on our first "date" (took me to maccas and then to a pool hall) he proceeded to get me beyond drunk (i was vomiting), took me home and had sex with me twice..told me i should "respect myself more than to sleep around"- Prior to him i was a VIRGIN :noway:

2. Been seeing a lovely rich man for about 6mths... getting taken to lunch, sleep overs at his and weekends away....new years day I got a call from him (me being mighty hungover) telling me that it was over because he just couldn't see a future....didn't see that one coming. This story gets interesting 5mins later when I got a call from a angry woman asking me how long i've been sleeping with her fiance? Guess that future was hard to see beyond his angry fiance reading his new years text professing his love to me....whoops!

3. Recent was him explaining to me with that song "She's so high-Fastball" that I was too beautiful, too smart and I deserved better than him, and that he couldn't be with me because what we had was so deep & he'd not be able to be with another girl like that until he sorted himself out..... Well it turns out he was able to sort himself out mighty quickly (unlike i was... heartbroken and destroyed) because the young, unemployed, pregnant chick he had as a customer 2mths earlier and him were annoucing their relationship on facebook 3 days later... JOY.

I'm thinking I'm attracted to *kitten* at this point, so I'm not dating for a while.

I was dumped by my first love for been myself at a party, she got jealous because I made her friends laugh (guys and girls). thankfully, I dont date egos anymore lol

I was dumped by my girlfriend because apparently she didn't date girls.


This was nearly three years into our relationship.. . . ..... .. . . :indifferent:

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My boyfriend when i was 14 always used to call my Cell Phone from his home phone.
He dumped me because his parents got mad at him about the phone bill!
Haaa!

Love this thread...

1. After taking this guy back, a couple months later we were out drinking and apparently I flirted with some guy while a bartender made us another drink. He ignored me for 2 days, then dumped me via text while I was working. When he came crawling back a few months later I told him to take a hike.

2. This one was more mutual - although this guy couldn't give a straight answer to save his life - so I made him say it to give myself some satisfaction. Anyways this one is super recent. I dated this guy for 9 months. I always kind of knew something was off with him, I couldn't place it, and was starting to think he was just a workaholic who never had time for anything. Come to find out threw the grapevine he is actually a gambling addict with an ubsurd amount of money in debt. He didn't like I knew, I didn't like he was a gambler and that he had no time for me, so we called it off within 2 days of me finding out. He said 'I am fairly certain I want to break up, but we should sit down together and talk before we finalize it' HAHA what?

So I also attract addict *kitten*... time to change what I am looking for. At this point you don't even have to be sexy, just treat me right.. haha.

Bump! These are amusing

I feel kinda lucky. Never been dumped. First boyfriend was nice, just not right for me. He's a good guy. I hope he find someone who is right for him. My bf now ... he's never been dumped either lol.

bump because reading `these is amazing lol