Once I got dumped for

llaurenmarie

being really awesome, but he realized he wasn't physically attracted to me. O.o




Dumbest dumps? (Been done to you or you've thought of yes, that's evil of me but I know you've all got some evil in ya.

LorinaLynn

Not being psychic. I was supposed to know if/when he would show up at my house without calling first - could be anytime between 8pm and 2am - AND have a grilled cheese sandwich ready for him.

corn63

It's not really a reason I got dumped... but the stupidest thing ever said to me while getting dumped:

"Well. My friend told me, you can't find the right one when you're with the wrong one" *DEATH GLARE!!!!* "Uhhh...I mean I'm the wrong one! You need to find the right guy!!"


"You have 3 seconds to exit my property."

ashleen7

I once got dumped for a girl that had a glass eye, not too bad but she was a class A ***** too! I once dumped a fella because he had really soft hands- gross,womanly soft hands. It makes my skin crawl just thinking if them!

Allison22451

my dry cleaning lady set me up on a blind date.
he was nice... not bad looking.
but i never wanted to go out on a second date because he walked like a duck.
true story.

now, before you think im shallow... please note, i married a man whom my sister refers to as "Mr. Potato Head"... his nickname was Bart , but everyone agreed looked just like Homer. marrying a Homer Simpson lookalike is far from shallow.... but i loved that guy.

annahuebscher

He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

llaurenmarie

Not being psychic. I was supposed to know if/when he would show up at my house without calling first - could be anytime between 8pm and 2am - AND have a grilled cheese sandwich ready for him.

Haha that'd be an insta-dump. Need privacy.

llaurenmarie

He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

WHAT.

Allison22451

AND have a grilled cheese sandwich ready for him.

while youre in there, Sweet Cheeks, make me one too... on Sourdough with tomato.
please and thank you.

llaurenmarie

I once got dumped for a girl that had a glass eye, not too bad but she was a class A ***** too! I once dumped a fella because he had really soft hands- gross,womanly soft hands. It makes my skin crawl just thinking if them!

I got cheated on for a 6foot girl with a shaved multi-colored head.. Soft hands freak me out too. As well as untrimmed fingernails.

llaurenmarie

AND have a grilled cheese sandwich ready for him.

while youre in there, Sweet Cheeks, make me one too... on Sourdough with tomato.
please and thank you.

Make 3

SarahCW1979

Once I got dumped for my best friend... because she had bigger boobs

BUT even though she's no longer my best friend and still has bigger boobs.... she also has a bigger *kitten* :laugh:

I WIN!

I should add that this was all at age 14, I started dating my now husband when I was 15.

sannsk

He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

Oh my god :laugh: Epic!

wolverine66

i was told i was too nice and sweet.


obviously, she was cheating on me.

Jesmoko

For being too distant and cold, after a several year relationship. That's a funny one, isn't it?! ISN'T IT AMANDA?!















...Her name wasn't Amanda, and that's the only dumping story I have. Apologies.

Brianna72994

AND have a grilled cheese sandwich ready for him.

while youre in there, Sweet Cheeks, make me one too... on Sourdough with tomato.
please and thank you.

Make 3

Or four.

llaurenmarie

For being too distant and cold, after a several year relationship. That's a funny one, isn't it?! ISN'T IT AMANDA?!















...Her name wasn't Amanda, and that's the only dumping story I have. Apologies.

I laughed

llaurenmarie

i was told i was too nice and sweet.


obviously, she was cheating on me.

Obv.



No, I'm kidding. OBVIOUSLY she has no appreciation department.

llaurenmarie

Once I got dumped for my best friend... because she had bigger boobs

BUT even though she's no longer my best friend and still has bigger boobs.... she also has a bigger *kitten* :laugh:

I WIN!

I should add that this was all at age 14, I started dating my now husband when I was 15.

I'd seriously kill for a bigger *kitten*

dlashawn5

BWHAAAAAAAAAA!

JenniBaby85

I once got dumped for...um...I have usually been the one who broke off the relationships...the one time I got dumped was because "his Mom wasn't cool with our relationship"

mandy0688

Ha, how bout I top this off. A bf in high school made a GAY guy break up with me. I wasn't upset. I thought it was pathetic

starjumper12

once i got dumped for my fiances' best friend's girlfriend. that was awesome.

Ta2dchic20

He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

I dated a Jehovah's Witness. My boyfriends MOM called me to tell me he couldn't date me anymore because he was going to go to hell for dating me...

mandy0688

For being too distant and cold, after a several year relationship. That's a funny one, isn't it?! ISN'T IT AMANDA?!




I was about to ask what I did. Lol. My name is Amanda










...Her name wasn't Amanda, and that's the only dumping story I have. Apologies.

I laughed

mandy0688

He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

WHAT.

ROTFLMAO!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

RunsOnEspresso

How about he was too chicken to dump me that my friends had to tell me. We were dating, I got mono & ended up in the hospital. I get out, try to IM/text and get almost no response. See him out at the bars, try to go talk to him, he pretends he doesn't see me. Turns out he started seeing someone else. I mean, I kinda assumed but jeez, have some balls!

Apparently he felt she was a better fit because they went to the same college so she would "get him" better. Or something along those lines.

Although, I realized it was a blessing in disguise. I heard he later tried to get his gf pregnant so she'd stay with him.

GypsysBloodRose26

He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That must have been awful for you at the time... It is also one of the funniest things I have ever heard. EVER!

PhiliciousCurves

"I would love to continue seeing you, but I'm married and my wife wouldn't like the idea" Of course this was said to me after I showed up to his apartment! No, I didn't know he was married!

I met him at a club on "Singles Only Night." He said he wasn't married and he wasn't wearing a ring!

The only good thing about it was that the so-called-relationship has just started and I had yet to give him my "cookies" :noway: but I would have if his wife didn't answer the door the night I went to his apartment! :blushing:

Lauren8239

He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

Oh my god :laugh: Epic!

I see what you did there.........lol :laugh:

Faericn_Rising

My boyfriends never broke up with me to my face 'because im too intimidating.... ' aka i used to date virgin *kitten*.... so i dont know. It was prolly because i was fat though. They all went to skinnies afterwards. slowly but surely....

I cant WAIT to 'ACCIDENTALLY' include their email addresses in the mass mailing of my 'look at me now pics.... :smokin:

There was ONE guy who said he would marry my mind right now, but my body made him sick... :noway:

Mostly i did the leaving though.... i used to be a serial dating succubus.... :drinker: but am now and finally happily committed...

However, i once broke up with a guy because he had weird hands.... I know, im a ****..... but they looked like alien hands... and i have a phobia of greys... not even kidding. mortally terrified.... :noway: