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      i dumped a guy because i really really couldnt bare to look at how bad his teeth were. :bigsmile:

      i also dumped my dentist (who i ended up dating) because it grossed me out that he had seen my teeth in intimate detail. :bigsmile:

      weird i know! (it helped that the dentist turned out to be terribly boring too :P)
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      Not really a dump per se, but I told a guy I loved him, and he said "you are lovable". OUCH!!
      hahah
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      Don't feel bad. One of my brothers was dumped by a girl because her parents said he didn't have a future and wasn't going to amount to anything. Well the joke is on them. He makes six figures and has a million dollar home and is the president of an insurance company. That daughter of theirs? Married a guy who works in a factory, she has 3 kids now, is enormous and is missing most of her teeth. How do I know? I worked at her dentist office and she was a patient there. YOu can bet I told her and her mother how well off my brother is lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

      OH MY GOD, so similar. Yeah, they were pushing HIM to push me to get into school, even though I am still undecided as to what I wanted to do. "Just pick something! We want you guys to have a solid future together." I'm like, that's not how it works... He even said himself several times that I needed to "make something of myself". Good for your brother. Best revenge is to live a happy life. :)
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      You mean 50 ways to say goodbye? :)

      50 ways to leave a lover?
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      He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

      I'm sorry, but this cracked me up. It is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Aren't you glad he dumped you??
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      dumped cause my boyfriend decided he was gay.

      Two years later, he's dating a girl.

      Two years later again, he's still dating the same girl.

      Oh well! :P
    • Posts: 1,088 Member
      oh I have a doooozie.

      was on a date with a guy, he disappears for a really long time. I go looking for him, his friend is all sketchy and tells me that he absolutely isn't in the men.s bathroom..... So I calmly walk by his friend, into the men's bathroom and find him having sex with a random woman.... then he looks at me and says...... we need to break up, i'm just not into women right now.....

      I looked at him, and said..... looks like your pretty into women to me. Loser

      Meh his loss!
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      OMG My ex's TOENAILS were always so long and "pretty"-- and he had super soft hands. But that's because he never did any hard work with them.

      I love a man with rough hands that smells like motor oil.. *fans self*


      :sick: :sick: :sick:

      long toenails?!!!!
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      i dumped a guy because i really really couldnt bare to look at how bad his teeth were. :bigsmile:

      i also dumped my dentist (who i ended up dating) because it grossed me out that he had seen my teeth in intimate detail. :bigsmile:

      weird i know! (it helped that the dentist turned out to be terribly boring too :P)
      I can't picture an interesting dentist. Seems they do an awful lot of talking and no one responds..
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      a slope eyed tramp that was a cross breed between bilbo baggins and a russian prostitute
    • Posts: 8,897 Member
      ....nothing. Never been dumped.
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      People that have never been dumped, good for you but if you don't have any input.. don't put it in.
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      He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

      ^^^
      Actually very close to this! Dumped because I wasn't a virgin and was goin to Hell! Oh PUHLEASE! As a Christian..never have I found where not being a virgin condemns me to Hell..SO glad that freakazoid is gone!
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      A woman so lovely to be around that she was known to his friends as "the cave dragon." I wish I was joking.

      Another guy dumped me because I wasn't Christian. He knew this when we started seeing each other, mostly I think he just wanted to go back to his ex gf, who was very Christian.
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      Not crying when he 'pretended' to dump me. Confused? I was.


      Guy: So I think this is it, we should go on a break, or break up.
      Me:"Oh, well, ok.

      The Next Day

      Guy calls me: I think we should break up.
      Me: I thought you did that yesterday?!
      Guy: That was a test, you didn't seem that upset about it so I decided it's for real now.
      Me: Oh. Wait what?!
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      :sick: :sick: :sick:

      long toenails?!!!!

      YES. They weren't like, crazy long, just longer than any toenails I'd ever seen on a man before. He was super sensitive about having girl hands so I never mentioned the foot thing either.
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      oh I have a doooozie.

      was on a date with a guy, he disappears for a really long time. I go looking for him, his friend is all sketchy and tells me that he absolutely isn't in the men.s bathroom..... So I calmly walk by his friend, into the men's bathroom and find him having sex with a random woman.... then he looks at me and says...... we need to break up, i'm just not into women right now.....

      I looked at him, and said..... looks like your pretty into women to me. Loser

      Meh his loss!

      Omg thats terrible.
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      Got dumped after I met the parents once, because they liked me way too much. Girl wanted to be bad and that was the kiss of death.
      On the other side, been dumped because I wasn't Baptist enough (at all) for the parents.

      I was always either too good or too bad it seemed.
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      I dumped a guy that was a child. Just one example: he would order any ice cream or milkshakes at a restaurant and bounce in his seat and clap his hands.

      I thought it went amicable seeing as we hugged and I held him while he cried.
      But a few days later around 1am I get a essay of a text and one of the things that is "wrong" with me that I found HILARIOUS is that I'm 22 years old and still live at home with my parents (to save money). Um, his 28 year old *kitten* was living with me and my parents! :mad:
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      You mean 50 ways to say goodbye? :)

      Yes but it would be better if she died :) jk
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      Omg thats terrible.

      that same night, I met my husband. So I look at it as a win =D
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      I love when that happens lol

      At least he was honest. Better a break-up email than a guy who just spends more time playing WoW (or Eve, or whatever) than he does anything else. Trust me, I've been there. A break-up email would have saved me over a year of my life trying to make things work.
    • Posts: 2,641 Member
      I once got dumped because I was too independant, he said he wasn't used to dating a woman who did her own thing. Whatever buddy. Ha ha!!
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      Because one of my college roommates was a gay man.
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      losing weight. Surprise, he was a chubby chaser. -_______-
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      I was dumped for not being pretty or thin enough. Some guys can be so mean.
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      People that have never been dumped, good for you but if you don't have any input.. don't put it in.
      I don't like being told what to do.


      Therefore, even though I've never been dumped, and I have nothing to add, I'm still commenting.


      Try and stop me.
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      He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

      Is the burning in hell a reference to the STD he. Gave you?
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      I don't like being told what to do.


      Therefore, even though I've never been dumped, and I have nothing to add, I'm still commenting.


      Try and stop me.
      Stopppppp pleaseeee in the name of.. love
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