Once I got dumped for

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  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
    I dumped a guy because I we dated he lived like 1 hr away and he was off for a week and everytime i called him or texted him no response. So finally I dumped him, yep thru text. Then guess what he does, Answers the break up text WTF really. He didn't like what I had to say.
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    I once got dumped for...um...I have usually been the one who broke off the relationships...the one time I got dumped was because "his Mom wasn't cool with our relationship"
    LAUGHED
  • Meg_78
    Meg_78 Posts: 998 Member
    I got dumped for being "boring" when I dislocated my knee and was stuck in an ankle to thigh plaster cast for 8 weeks! I was 15, and it was the only time I was ever dumped...What a doink, or perhaps just a typical teenage boy!! :laugh:
  • Holly_penguin
    Holly_penguin Posts: 149 Member
    10 days before Christmas I got a call from the guy I'd been dating for 3 months that "he liked me too much to see me anymore."

    I behaved badly and responded by saying, "You aren't allowed to make decsions for me, and I don't accept this"

    needless to say, the dumping stuck ans I had to return his Christmas presents
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
    "You're a really great girl, but I just started my own theatre company, and I can't devote the time to you that you truly deserve." Yeah, found out that was code for "I'm banging your best friend, but I don't want you to slap me for being a creep."

    My ex fiance tried to convince me that he was dumping me because I couldn't say that William H Macy was the greatest actor of all time and mean it. Really? Then he tried to tell me he thought he was bi, though he'd never act on it. I gave him the ring back. His wife now wears it and has no clue.

    And the coup de gras? Not words-I broke up with a guy in HS because all he wanted was sex and I wasn't ready for that (I was 15, he was 19). He decided it would be a good idea to slap me across the face. In front of our varsity softball and varsity baseball teams. Thankfully, they let me handle it. I broke his nose when I punched him. :bigsmile: Not sure who got the worst end of that one...
  • NoMoreFlubbering
    NoMoreFlubbering Posts: 95 Member
    Once I got dumped for my best friend... because she had bigger boobs :cry:

    BUT even though she's no longer my best friend and still has bigger boobs.... she also has a bigger *kitten* :laugh:

    I WIN!

    I should add that this was all at age 14, I started dating my now husband when I was 15.
    I'd seriously kill for a bigger *kitten*

    You can have mine :D *hands it over*
  • lour441
    lour441 Posts: 543 Member
    Not being psychic. I was supposed to know if/when he would show up at my house without calling first - could be anytime between 8pm and 2am - AND have a grilled cheese sandwich ready for him.

    Seems like a reasonable expectation.
  • pinkgumdrop123
    pinkgumdrop123 Posts: 262 Member
    I once got dumped because I am apparently too smart.

    actual quote: "i just can't be with a girl who is smarter than me".
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    I've never been dumped. (I guess I really am just that awesome! :happy:) But I DID dump my 8th grade boyfriend for putting chewed gum on my locker...:laugh: Loser.
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    My boyfriends never broke up with me to my face 'because im too intimidating.... ' aka i used to date virgin *kitten*.... so i dont know. It was prolly because i was fat though. They all went to skinnies afterwards. slowly but surely....

    I cant WAIT to 'ACCIDENTALLY' include their email addresses in the mass mailing of my 'look at me now pics.... :smokin:

    There was ONE guy who said he would marry my mind right now, but my body made him sick... :noway:

    Mostly i did the leaving though.... i used to be a serial dating succubus.... :drinker: but am now and finally happily committed...

    However, i once broke up with a guy because he had weird hands.... I know, im a ****..... but they looked like alien hands... and i have a phobia of greys... not even kidding. mortally terrified.... :noway:
    My bf has little greys in his hair(he's 23) and it's kinda cute but there is ONE grey in his huge beard and it bothers the crap out of me.
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    Not the "reason" I got dumped, but the "way" I got dumped.

    My on-again/off-again b/f of like 4 years dumped me via myspace. OH YEAH. True story.
  • 1horsetown
    1horsetown Posts: 247 Member
    I was once told, "You're good enough looking to go out with, but not good enough looking that anyone *else* will ask you out.".

    Yes, seriously.

    I dumped him and then he stalked me.
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    I've never been dumped but dumped my first bf who I was madly in love with because his whole family started freaking me out with the marriage talk, we were 19 & had dated for 6 months when his mum started talking about our wedding & mentioning how we would be next. We then went to a family wedding & so many of his family make comment of it that I got so freaked out I instigated a massive row, broke up with him, broke his heart & he then proceeded to sleep with my sister. True story.
  • xo_Sarah_xo
    xo_Sarah_xo Posts: 308 Member
    He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

    That is UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    Once I got dumped for my best friend... because she had bigger boobs :cry:

    BUT even though she's no longer my best friend and still has bigger boobs.... she also has a bigger *kitten* :laugh:

    I WIN!

    I should add that this was all at age 14, I started dating my now husband when I was 15.
    I'd seriously kill for a bigger *kitten*

    You can have mine :D *hands it over*
    Omg lives are spared! Thank you
  • crazylovergrl
    crazylovergrl Posts: 97 Member
    I got dumped for a good friend one time. He sang ring of fire by johnny cash when he told me how he felt about her. :-/
  • phyllio77
    phyllio77 Posts: 192 Member
    Never got dumped...but I have dumped someone...relationship was great...a bit possessive and insecure but nothing out of control...came back with a few of his male and female friends from going pee in the bushes...I as standing infront of his car..we were all giggling and laughing and chatting..,he was very upset..asked where I was..I said...um going pee...then he back hands me head over tea kettle over the front of his car..I landed on the ground..popped up in shock and held my jar...WTF was that....his buddies tackled him and held him down and his one friend (who was not drinking) drove me home. His friend told me never to talk to my boyfriend again. I dropped all connection with him after that..I hear he is married..and his wife left him for hitting her. That was the best dump ever!
  • annahuebscher
    annahuebscher Posts: 114
    He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

    I dated a Jehovah's Witness. My boyfriends MOM called me to tell me he couldn't date me anymore because he was going to go to hell for dating me...

    Oh man....that's hilarious!
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    he said i was to independent. He wanted someone to take care of and to support, and I had been on my own for to long. Needless to say he found the needy woman of his dreams, and was texting me two weeks later wanting to get back together. I politely told him I recycle everything but boyfriends.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    I was dumped by a guy who thought he had a chance with a fuzzy faced lesbian (of course that didn't pan out). He dumped me by handing me a letter in an envelope with a tear drop on it.
    *kitten* deserves where he's at now in life...selling drugs on the street, after going through all of highschool as the "brainiac"
    HA!
  • Serenstar75
    Serenstar75 Posts: 258 Member
    I've only been dumped once, and it wasn't a funny story. :( This was a hilarious thread.
  • rinn1791
    rinn1791 Posts: 48
    I've got a pretty good one...

    I was in a 3 year relationship. This past January we got engaged-had the wedding planned for THIS DECEMBER. This past August (3.5 months before the wedding...after everything was picked out and paid for) we broke up...while being on vacation...with HIS parents.

    It was mostly mutual...except for the fact that I was unhappy- I wanted a husband, not a babysitting job. After the breakup...while still on vacation (WITH HIS PARENTS). His mother told me "you are the most miserable person I know". Awesome, isn't it?

    I would not consider myself miserable and neither would anyone I know...but hey...maybe we are all just too miserable to notice! hahahahaha :tongue:
  • amelia_atlantic
    amelia_atlantic Posts: 926 Member
    How about he was too chicken to dump me that my friends had to tell me. We were dating, I got mono & ended up in the hospital. I get out, try to IM/text and get almost no response. See him out at the bars, try to go talk to him, he pretends he doesn't see me. Turns out he started seeing someone else. I mean, I kinda assumed but jeez, have some balls!

    Apparently he felt she was a better fit because they went to the same college so she would "get him" better. Or something along those lines.

    Although, I realized it was a blessing in disguise. I heard he later tried to get his gf pregnant so she'd stay with him.

    Did we date the same guy?!

    Almost the exact same thing happened to me (mono/hospital/guy falling off the face of the planet). When I finally got better and called him on it; he said there was someone else.

    And there was...the girl he broke up with me for in college! LESSONED LEARNED. Never ever go back with an ex. You broke up. It's broken.
  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
    I once got dumped for "liking" another guy's status on facebook.
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    I once got dumped for "liking" another guy's status on facebook.
    No.
  • _SpeshK_
    _SpeshK_ Posts: 496 Member
    I once got dumped for "liking" another guy's status on facebook.

    lawl. I can't stand those kinds of guys.
  • baker150
    baker150 Posts: 112 Member
    My bf of a year sent me a break-up e-mail telling me he wasn't ready for a relationship and wanted to spend more time playing WoW... 3 Years later he's still addicted to the game and he's put on all of the weight that I've lost ... hehehe.
  • amelia_atlantic
    amelia_atlantic Posts: 926 Member
    I once got dumped for "liking" another guy's status on facebook.

    That kind of has "serial killer" written all over it.

    GOOD RIDDANCE.
  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
    I once got dumped for "liking" another guy's status on facebook.
    No.

    Yes.. He was pretty insecure. If I "liked" another guy's facebook status he would basically accuse me of liking the guy.
  • kzivic
    kzivic Posts: 326 Member
    I've gotten stood up on a date for Jesus. At the last minute, the guy opted to go to a church retreat instead of on the date. His comment to me was "I've decided to spent time with Jesus tonight instead of with you".

    The kicker of the story is the next day, he emailed me a copy of the program from the retreat with the comment "Maybe you should have joined me". The topic of the retreat... "Being a Moral Christian in Today's Immoral World"...

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