Once I got dumped for

13567…18

Replies

  • annahuebscher
    annahuebscher Posts: 114
    I've gotten stood up on a date for Jesus. At the last minute, the guy opted to go to a church retreat instead of on the date. His comment to me was "I've decided to spent time with Jesus tonight instead of with you".

    The kicker of the story is the next day, he emailed me a copy of the program from the retreat with the comment "Maybe you should have joined me". The topic of the retreat... "Being a Moral Christian in Today's Immoral World"...

    Run far away and run fast!! Ugh...
  • FabMrFox
    FabMrFox Posts: 259 Member
    Thread reminds me of the song 50 ways to say she died
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    my dry cleaning lady set me up on a blind date.
    he was nice... not bad looking.
    but i never wanted to go out on a second date because he walked like a duck.
    true story.

    now, before you think im shallow... please note, i married a man whom my sister refers to as "Mr. Potato Head"... his nickname was Bart , but everyone agreed looked just like Homer. marrying a Homer Simpson lookalike is far from shallow.... but i loved that guy.

    Uh. .oh.. no Duck Walkers!? *kitten*. .
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I was dumped by a guy who thought he had a chance with a fuzzy faced lesbian (of course that didn't pan out). He dumped me by handing me a letter in an envelope with a tear drop on it.
    *kitten* deserves where he's at now in life...selling drugs on the street, after going through all of highschool as the "brainiac"
    HA!

    Seems a legititimate punishment for what he did...

    Oh wait... sarcasm.
  • Brianna72994
    Brianna72994 Posts: 887
    Thread reminds me of the song 50 ways to say she died

    You mean 50 ways to say goodbye? :)
  • MrsB123111
    MrsB123111 Posts: 535 Member
    Because I told him I didn't like running... Jack@ss
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    On a blind date a psycho told me:

    Coke would work well if I wanted to lose weight, and I should

    Asked if I wanted to touch his "bird" and if I was offended when he asked how big my boobs were

    And lastly that he and his whole family were skinhead-nazi-Hitler-followers (Doc Martens all lined up on his porch)
  • Wabbit05
    Wabbit05 Posts: 434 Member
    I was told he wanted to go explore the rave culture including drugs and try some new things and didn't want to drag me down with him..... He was nicknamed the 3 Week Wonder for a reason.

    Another one said he just wanted more time and money to spend with/on his '87 Mazda RX-7 (that my parents helped get him).
    The real reason was we had sex and I freaked out because of it.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Once got dumped for cheating....and getting caught....red handed......


    with her mum....



    who was SO much sexier....
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    At the time I was 23 and very skinny. The guy was a couple years older than me. I think he was 25 or 27. He dumped me for this Peggy Bundy look a like much older women. She even did her hair like Peg Bundy and dressed like her as well. Apparently he liked that look. I wasn't about to get breast implants or dress like that just to keep him. NO THANK YOU! Turns out she dumped him for an older guy lol
  • toottoots
    toottoots Posts: 67 Member
    My friend once got dumped because she told him she liked the smell of manure Lol
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    Once got dumped for cheating....and getting caught....red handed......


    with her mum....



    who was SO much sexier....
    wynner
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    My son was once dumped by a girl and this is how she did it. She climbed into a tree first and then explained that she was in love with her girlfriend. Turns out her friend wasn't that way and when she found out she then tried to get our son to go back out with her lol.... ahhhh no!!! I asked my son why did she climb a tree to tell you this? He said because nuts hang out in trees lol. By the way, she saw fairies flying into her room and had names for them lol.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Thread reminds me of the song 50 ways to say she died

    You mean 50 ways to say goodbye? :)

    ummm. 50 ways to leave your lover?
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    A girl in HS dumped me because she said there was "no animal magnetism". I broke up with a girl in HS because she found something I said to be entirely too damn funny. It wasn't even one of my better lines. Too bad... her body was :smokin:
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:
    WHAT.

    ROTFLMAO!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    So is there a "special" hell for him now since he's a jehovah? LOL
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    My bf of a year sent me a break-up e-mail telling me he wasn't ready for a relationship and wanted to spend more time playing WoW... 3 Years later he's still addicted to the game and he's put on all of the weight that I've lost ... hehehe.
    I love when that happens lol
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    I got dumped because I wasn't sadistic enough. True story!
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
    I recently got dumped because I am not a college-educated elitist snob, and am still figuring out what I want to be and how I want to get there. Long story short, his family didn't like me and his Mama thought I was a gold digger.

    I've also been dumped three different times, three different men, because they loved me and it scared them and they couldn't deal.

    I'm just too awesome, is all.
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member

    I'm just too awesome, is all.
    sames.
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    I once got dumped for a girl that had a glass eye, not too bad but she was a class A ***** too! I once dumped a fella because he had really soft hands- gross,womanly soft hands. It makes my skin crawl just thinking if them!
    I got cheated on for a 6foot girl with a shaved multi-colored head.. Soft hands freak me out too. As well as untrimmed fingernails.

    Ewww I once went on a blind date with a guy who's finger nails were longer than mine and mine were pretty long. Grossed me out. He told my friend he couldn't figure out why I never called him back. YUCK!! Oh and he had polish on them too!! ewwww
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I once got dumped because I was too heavy, but the girl he left me for was twice my size. I find it rather amusing actually because now she's trying to get skinnier to be like me!
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    I got dumped for having allergies. He didn't like the fact that I couldn't eat everything he wanted me to eat.

    Another time I got dumped for being too young - but the guy knew how old I was when we started dating. I thought that was pretty dumb. (We were friends prior to dating so it's not like he didn't know how and who I was).
  • hope8311
    hope8311 Posts: 166
    I've never been dumped....

    The only guy I was with I married...

    :)
  • Humbugsftw
    Humbugsftw Posts: 202 Member
    My ex (whom I was regrettably with for two years, horrible horrible relationship) dumped me because I tried hookah/shisha (whatever you call it) once.
    Once.
    Yup. But I thank him for it because the guy I'm with now (7 months and still counting!) is bloody amazing and everything I wanted whilst the ex is (from what I hear) still bitter and an *kitten* with serious anger problems.
  • fit4lifeUcan2
    fit4lifeUcan2 Posts: 1,458 Member
    I recently got dumped because I am not a college-educated elitist snob, and am still figuring out what I want to be and how I want to get there. Long story short, his family didn't like me and his Mama thought I was a gold digger.

    I've also been dumped three different times, three different men, because they loved me and it scared them and they couldn't deal.

    I'm just too awesome, is all.
    Don't feel bad. One of my brothers was dumped by a girl because her parents said he didn't have a future and wasn't going to amount to anything. Well the joke is on them. He makes six figures and has a million dollar home and is the president of an insurance company. That daughter of theirs? Married a guy who works in a factory, she has 3 kids now, is enormous and is missing most of her teeth. How do I know? I worked at her dentist office and she was a patient there. YOu can bet I told her and her mother how well off my brother is lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • lenniebus
    lenniebus Posts: 321 Member
    Not really a dump per se, but I told a guy I loved him, and he said "you are lovable". OUCH!!
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
    I once got dumped for a girl that had a glass eye, not too bad but she was a class A ***** too! I once dumped a fella because he had really soft hands- gross,womanly soft hands. It makes my skin crawl just thinking if them!
    I got cheated on for a 6foot girl with a shaved multi-colored head.. Soft hands freak me out too. As well as untrimmed fingernails.

    Ewww I once went on a blind date with a guy who's finger nails were longer than mine and mine were pretty long. Grossed me out. He told my friend he couldn't figure out why I never called him back. YUCK!! Oh and he had polish on them too!! ewwww

    OMG My ex's TOENAILS were always so long and "pretty"-- and he had super soft hands. But that's because he never did any hard work with them.

    I love a man with rough hands that smells like motor oil.. *fans self*
  • llaurenmarie
    llaurenmarie Posts: 1,260 Member
    I recently got dumped because I am not a college-educated elitist snob, and am still figuring out what I want to be and how I want to get there. Long story short, his family didn't like me and his Mama thought I was a gold digger.

    I've also been dumped three different times, three different men, because they loved me and it scared them and they couldn't deal.

    I'm just too awesome, is all.
    Don't feel bad. One of my brothers was dumped by a girl because her parents said he didn't have a future and wasn't going to amount to anything. Well the joke is on them. He makes six figures and has a million dollar home and is the president of an insurance company. That daughter of theirs? Married a guy who works in a factory, she has 3 kids now, is enormous and is missing most of her teeth. How do I know? I worked at her dentist office and she was a patient there. YOu can bet I told her and her mother how well off my brother is lol. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    goooooood
  • kelseyhere
    kelseyhere Posts: 1,123 Member
    He decided to become a Jehovahs Witness and told me I was going to burn in hell for having premarital sex. With him..... :noway:

    I dated a Jehovah's Witness. My boyfriends MOM called me to tell me he couldn't date me anymore because he was going to go to hell for dating me...

    I dated a 'recovering' Jehovah's witness. I dumped him when he got mad after my MOM saw me naked.

Categories