The kiss of death!!!!!

my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:

OK.. so next to the photocopier I am opening a new shop that specialises in itch scratching...

I didn't notice it was Welsh but I guess that would please Mel...

And for our American friends, Cymru is pronounced CUM-RU :laugh:

my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:

it's great for polishing poles :bigsmile:

Or munching a good sausage???

absolutely!!!! makes a good seal to make sure i don't drip any sauce too...

I suddenly feel light headed...be back soon....(starts looking for a blanket and its only 7:30 am)

my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:

it's great for polishing poles :bigsmile:

Or munching a good sausage???

absolutely!!!! makes a good seal to make sure i don't drip any sauce too...

I suddenly feel light headed...be back soon....(starts looking for a blanket and its only 7:30 am)

Isn't that what mornings are for?

my oboe has given me very strong lip muscles.... still soft, but they can do amazing things

ummm...have to pass on this as I cannot think of anything that is not gonna get me flagged by the censors... (mind moving 1,000 miles a minute):sad:

it's great for polishing poles :bigsmile:

Or munching a good sausage???

absolutely!!!! makes a good seal to make sure i don't drip any sauce too...

I suddenly feel light headed...be back soon....(starts looking for a blanket and its only 7:30 am)

Isn't that what mornings are for?

I guess so, just as afternoons and evenings are!

Lets hear it for Newport ...

And the shop that specialises in itch scratching shall be called Grope and Fondle. Hoorah!

Wonderful shop name!!!!

"The Grope and Fondle, where all your itches can be scratched"*

*T&C apply, scratching may not be included!

I think it has a nice ring to it.

*giggles*

What can "it has a nice ring to it" be the catchphrase for? I know there's something there but I can't put my finger on it. Harvo?

Maybe you were too rough?

I got a new (More direct question)
What, if anything, do you do if you get horny at work?

well you have to answer first!

The funny thing is, I was kinda feeling hot and started working on a spead sheet, the more I pressed "Insert" the worse it got.

Your turn

em... :blushing:
Well sometimes nothing but sometimes... :blushing:

I appears you hit enter too quick there.....but sometimes......

Well sometimes i'm in the office on my own so I scratch the itch there, tried it once in the bathroom but it doesn't work.
I also happen to know that my boss scratch's the itch in the office late at night