Dumb warning labels

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VelociMama
VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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On our stroller, it says, "Remove child before folding."

REALLY? Is that necessary?

Share your dumb warning labels here!
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  • _VoV
    _VoV Posts: 1,494 Member
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    The tofurky wrapped in plastic with a warning that says 'Remove before cooking.'
  • _VoV
    _VoV Posts: 1,494 Member
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    Bump, plus:

    "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
  • BackTatJIM
    BackTatJIM Posts: 1,140 Member
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    any type of coffee cup that has to say caution may be hot .... damn people and there crazy lawsuits for spilling coffee on themselves cause they where driving, texting and holding coffee all at the same time
  • dalildevil
    dalildevil Posts: 55 Member
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    May contain nuts on my Peanut butter jar. REALLY. No *kitten* Sherlock!!
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,064 Member
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    My toothpaste says "squeeze tube for best results". Thanks heavens, or I never would have gotten the toothpaste out.
  • aphroditesmaiden
    aphroditesmaiden Posts: 45 Member
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    Bump, plus:

    "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

    That's so awesome that the pain in my sides from laughing is worth it.
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    May contain nuts on my Peanut butter jar. REALLY. No *kitten* Sherlock!!

    :laugh:
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    Silica packets -'Do not Eat'
    Oh really? Because for a second there I thought a snack came with my new shoes.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    I don't have a real one to use, but in college I had a package of mints stronger than Altoids that were called Smints. I ate one while drinking beer. I got a sharpie and wrote on the package: Warning! Do not eat with beer!
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
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    My toothpaste says "squeeze tube for best results". Thanks heavens, or I never would have gotten the toothpaste out.

    Well that is where I am going wrong - mine does not have this label.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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  • newfette81
    newfette81 Posts: 185
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    I have a curling iron that tells me not to use it on my eyelashes..... :noway:
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,064 Member
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    I have a curling iron that tells me not to use it on my eyelashes..... :noway:

    Wow. Someone, somewhere must have some unworldly lashes.
  • toddis
    toddis Posts: 941 Member
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    Silica packets might be mistaken for seasoning in foodstuffs? =P

    What worries me is my milk chocolate that lists milk in the ingredients...then says may contain milk...
    What might they forget it in some batches? So confusing.
  • juncture
    juncture Posts: 129 Member
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    May contain nuts on my Peanut butter jar. REALLY. No *kitten* Sherlock!!

    Actually it might not contain nuts, peanuts are not nuts ;)
  • shutterbug282
    shutterbug282 Posts: 588 Member
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    The handwash in the bathroom says 'Suitable for Vegetarians' on it, I've always found that a bit weird.
  • BlackTimber
    BlackTimber Posts: 230 Member
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    May contain nuts on my Peanut butter jar. REALLY. No *kitten* Sherlock!!

    Is a peanut actually a nut? Or is it a Legume. Maybe that's a good label,
  • Sean_The_IT_Guy
    Sean_The_IT_Guy Posts: 168
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    Silica packets -'Do not Eat'
    Oh really? Because for a second there I thought a snack came with my new shoes.
    You laugh, but my friend's sister ate a pack once.. She wasn't a toddler, either.
  • Jaulen
    Jaulen Posts: 468 Member
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    One of those campling toilet seats that you can attach to the bumper of a truck......

    label says "Caution, do not use while driving"

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