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You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!

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  • glitterjam
    glitterjam Posts: 145 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    I have done this. I'm not ashamed.
  • Crookey21
    Crookey21 Posts: 311 Member
    You weigh yourself and get excited that you lost a lb just so you can update your weight on mfp.

    lol
  • wow29
    wow29 Posts: 283 Member
    :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it
    I have brunch with my grandma every Sunday and she always has the packages out ready for my to scan them after church. I :heart: her
  • glitterjam
    glitterjam Posts: 145 Member
    If you hear the mention of the words, "Eating out", you panic and pre-log to see what you can order lol.

    Oh my goodness, YES! I start freaking out when people start throwing around Red Robin or pizza or Outback! Can't we just all go to Subway??????
  • Crookey21
    Crookey21 Posts: 311 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    I have done this. I'm not ashamed.

    lol. me too
  • Ta2dchic20
    Ta2dchic20 Posts: 376 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    I have done this. I'm not ashamed.

    HAHA!!! I do ^this^ all the time!

    ...if you literally log the 3 cheez-its you ate just to take with your medicine...
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    you actually get excited about getting a food scale and a HRM for Christmas.......
  • Tishy78
    Tishy78 Posts: 108 Member
    You have your whole day's food intake plugged in before breakfast.
  • Crookey21
    Crookey21 Posts: 311 Member
    If you weigh a pound of muscle and a pound of fat and they are exactly the same!

    Wait....what???


    LMAO
  • ptbodacious
    ptbodacious Posts: 65 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    I have done this. I'm not ashamed.

    If you've done this so often your partner no longer makes you any meals...
  • katcunock
    katcunock Posts: 664 Member
    it's your one year anniversary with your partner. He wants to get you a kick *kitten* present.

    He gets you a fitbit.

    And you LOVE IT.

    (first attempt.....he wanted to get a HRM because he wanted to get an *ahem* ego boost about naughty time)
  • 1960HikerDude
    1960HikerDude Posts: 215 Member
    ... you need a smart phone and an internet connection order a meal in a restaurant.
  • katcunock
    katcunock Posts: 664 Member
    If you hear the mention of the words, "Eating out", you panic and pre-log to see what you can order lol.

    this! totally this! i go crazy if restaurants don't make their nutrition info available.
  • DiabolicBooger
    DiabolicBooger Posts: 198 Member
    ...if you know the average weight of a bowel movement!
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    ... you need a smart phone and an internet connection order a meal in a restaurant.

    ^^ This, right here!
  • christy_frank
    christy_frank Posts: 680 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it


    Done this!!!!!
  • thechubner
    thechubner Posts: 94 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    guilty
  • beaglelover12
    beaglelover12 Posts: 52
    Your husband asks you how many calories you have left for dinner before he starts cooking
  • christy_frank
    christy_frank Posts: 680 Member
    ....if you find yourself digging, scraping, and licking the bottom of a greek yogurt cup to get every last bit because, hey, you already entered the calories into your food diary and you might as well get your money's worth!

    Guilty
  • Crookey21
    Crookey21 Posts: 311 Member
    ...if you know the average weight of a bowel movement!

    how many days straight do i have to log in to be able to do that?
  • thechubner
    thechubner Posts: 94 Member
    ...if you know the average weight of a bowel movement!

    guilty
  • Carla_wfpb
    Carla_wfpb Posts: 1,391 Member
    You have your whole day's food intake plugged in before breakfast.

    yes...this...sometimes several days in advance!
  • joyundefined
    joyundefined Posts: 56
    Never been guilty of that...nope...never! haha
  • kekevela
    kekevela Posts: 83 Member
    ... you need a smart phone and an internet connection order a meal in a restaurant.

    ^^ This, right here!

    Yep! This is me.
  • christy_frank
    christy_frank Posts: 680 Member
    If every post in this thread makes you LOL... the real kind of LOL... not the LOL you claim to do when you aren't actually LOL'ing. :laugh:

    LOL
  • Crookey21
    Crookey21 Posts: 311 Member
    ...everytime u look at ur phone for ANY reason people automatically assume your checking calories.
  • BritneysStuntDouble
    BritneysStuntDouble Posts: 849 Member
    And you might be an adult if you... can eat out and not lose your **** over it.

    deal-with-it-tean-nose.gif
  • beaglelover12
    beaglelover12 Posts: 52
    you take a 30 minute walk just to have a cookie.
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    If you hear the mention of the words, "Eating out", you panic and pre-log to see what you can order lol.

    you see a thread about this and you know it is going to instantly go downhill..
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    sitting in the sonic drive thru you are entering what you want to order....

    see the calories and just get a coke zero and carry on with the lunch you packed.
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