You might be a fitness pal if.........Jokes!

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  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    When you think " why is my husband going for a run, when he doesnt have an MFP account?"
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
    You literally freak out when your eating dinner and you forgot to log in lunch.
    When i was moving this past weekend i literally freaked out wanting to at least log in to MFP so i don't lose my day tracker. So when we went to my fiances parents house I logged in then logged out then went to a friends the next day to do the same then when we got internet i logged all my food. Ttally worth it because When i did that it said i logged in for 55 days straight. So WIN
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    this is the best thread ever!
  • ChristyRunStarr
    ChristyRunStarr Posts: 1,600 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    Definitely done this before! Although now my boyfriend knows (and it didn't take him long) to keep the packages out for me :happy:
  • lhatt83
    lhatt83 Posts: 33 Member
    During your romantic getaway to a remote cabin in the woods you hike a mile and a half to get a signal so you don't lose your streak of days logged in.

    HAHAHA best one yet!
    These responses are all fantastic :)
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
    Your SO makes something, he has to tell you what he put in the food before you eat it so you can log it into a meal. He makes me taste it first then gives me the list.
  • sarahharmintx
    sarahharmintx Posts: 868 Member
    Youre drunk and think "oh ****, I need to log this"
  • Blastastic
    Blastastic Posts: 280 Member
    .... You get an std from your cheating husband and ask the forums on here advice about herpes and a divorce in the same thread!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
    ^^^ This is so me.

    ...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.

    Wait!? You can refresh with F5? I love you!
  • shanae727
    shanae727 Posts: 546 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    OMG YESSSS!!!!!!
  • felice03
    felice03 Posts: 2,644 Member
    During your romantic getaway to a remote cabin in the woods you hike a mile and a half to get a signal so you don't lose your streak of days logged in.

    HAHAHA best one yet!
    These responses are all fantastic :)


    and then get really excited when you can log said hike...and then sad when you don't know what "pace" you hiked at, or if there was enough incline to count it as mountain climbing...so you start a thread about how to log it. Then get butt hurt when the thread derails. Then you start thinking about if you should eat back those hike calories....I mean how would you ever lose weight if you did that? so you start another thread...only to get butt hurt again...
  • d_Mode
    d_Mode Posts: 880 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    OMG YESSSS!!!!!!

    hahaha, hell yeah!
  • mandy0688
    mandy0688 Posts: 335 Member
    TMI Tuesdays are your fav days then when the day hits and no one has posted a thread you pray someone does
  • SherryR1971
    SherryR1971 Posts: 1,170 Member
    .....if your partner makes you a meal and you make them get the food packets out the trash so you can log it

    OMG YESSSS!!!!!!

    hahaha, hell yeah!

    I do this with my sister, she gets so aggravated with me! I also log on before I check my work email..and I have a smart phone...still do it!! LOL
  • Still_Fluffy
    Still_Fluffy Posts: 341 Member
    1. You log in sex as an exercise
    2. You get mad that you can't log in one of something. Ie a chocolate chip
    3. You log in you run while your one the treadmill
    4. When someone offers you a treat. you check MFP to see if you can afford it
    5. You log your food at the dinner table, even if there are others around.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    When you hear things like "journey" "starvation mode" "cleanse" and "wraps/shakes/supplements" and you just get some popcorn and watch the drama unfold.
  • AmberMahfouz
    AmberMahfouz Posts: 316
    Your eye twitches when people say they want to "loose" weight...

    ^^^ haha this is so legit
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
    ... if you jump on the MFP website before opening up your work email in the morning.
    ^^^ This is so me.

    ...if the F5 key on your keyboard is getting worn off from all the refreshing you "need" to do.

    Wait!? You can refresh with F5? I love you!

    ^^^^^I so learned this today too and boy that is great!!!!^^^^
  • Jamielynn_77
    Jamielynn_77 Posts: 85 Member
    You weigh yourself and get excited that you lost a lb just so you can update your weight on mfp.

    sooooooo guilty!
  • cbbarge
    cbbarge Posts: 250 Member
    If you've ever compared the amount of weight you've lost to an elephant penis, a human head or the world's largest ball of tape!
  • AmberMahfouz
    AmberMahfouz Posts: 316
    Oh and heres something I commonly do:

    My husband is like "lets eat this or that" and I am like "that's too expensive" and he's like "no, I just got paid yesterday" and I am like " I mean expensive in calories"

    hahaha
  • shanae727
    shanae727 Posts: 546 Member
    if you know exactly how many calories are in your go to breakfast, lunch, and/or dinner without having to log it.

    heck yeah!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    *twitch*
  • Brenda_Pancakes
    Brenda_Pancakes Posts: 288 Member
    you actually get excited about getting a food scale and a HRM for Christmas.......

    Oh heck yeah! Or your Xmas list is full of stuff like "new exercise bras, yoga pants, fanny pack for when I walk the dogs, etc".
  • NotSoBigNeil
    NotSoBigNeil Posts: 215 Member
    ...you;'re sick to death of seeing people in a "plateau"
  • Brenda_Pancakes
    Brenda_Pancakes Posts: 288 Member
    1. You log in sex as an exercise
    2. You get mad that you can't log in one of something. Ie a chocolate chip
    3. You log in you run while your one the treadmill
    4. When someone offers you a treat. you check MFP to see if you can afford it
    5. You log your food at the dinner table, even if there are others around.

    LOL! I keep threatening to wear my HRM during #1. But totally lie about duration time when I log it....
  • heavensshadow
    heavensshadow Posts: 264 Member
    ...you see the word "journey" one more time you'll go postal.

    OR


    ...your workout gloating with your FL is worse than a lockerroom full of jocks.


    OR


    ....you understand what NSV means and use it regularly. (people really look at you weird when using that in normal conversation)
  • Brenda_Pancakes
    Brenda_Pancakes Posts: 288 Member
    I've got one: Anyone else start bargaining with themselves about food if they beef up their exercise for the day?

    Example: "So you want to eat that Cheeseburger for lunch? Oh, ok... but you have to kill at least 400 calories in Zumba later tonight to be able to 'afford' it".

    DEAL.
  • Lisa6206
    Lisa6206 Posts: 57 Member
    ROFL I'm so guilty of 98% of these!! Just can't get my darned F5 button to work! lol I really do need to update my Christmas list!! =0)
  • edixon908
    edixon908 Posts: 68 Member
    Fb? Whats facebook? All my real friends are on MFP. LMAO!

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