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Who would you like to punch in the face?

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  • Justin Bieber!!! And I would do it for a million times :devil:
  • Posts: 322 Member
    Nicole Santos

    I would like to start with a punch in the face and go straight into a roundhouse kick to the throat, then poke her in the eye just to add insult to injury

    OH! And then yell "Young lady, YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE F**K OUT!"

  • Please, never make your child feel like there is something wrong with him. I really hope you dont do that.
    I think she meant the Autism itself and not her little boy.
  • Posts: 121 Member
    Well.. Since you asked..

    I would pound my poor arms into stumps if I could punch every moron that drives in this town right in the face. ROAD RAGE!!!! lol

    They deliberately block you from getting around them. They enjoy the petty little control they can exert on the road because they have zero control over their own pathetic lives.

    They smoke cigarettes with their windows down, I don't want to smell that foul **** roll your damn windows up. I am trying to enjoy the nice weather.

    They have no idea what a turn signal is used for. I'm not psychic.. I don't have ESPn :s

    Tapping the brakes every few seconds for no frakking reason.

    Playing their 1.21 jiggawatt stereo so loud my rearview mirror is shaking..

    Stupid rednecks with train horns on their trucks.. I have a special hatred for those *kitten*.

    Stupid rednecks that let their dogs walk around the truckbed- unleashed, going 80 on the freeway.. Ever wonder where the big dog roadkill comes from? bingo was his name O

    Stupid rednecks who think their stock pick'em'up truck with a loud muffler is a hot rod.

    Anyone that isn't speeding in the left lane.
    Especially idiots that want to go under the speed limit in the left lane.. Oh how I abhor you..

    Lastly, if you see a car coming up behind you.. get out of my damn way, it won't kill you to move one lane over and let me get on with my day.

    :) Ain't I a ray of sunshine on this subject?
  • Posts: 1,785 Member
    barack obama

































    jk
  • Posts: 1,936 Member
    marco jaric! son of a b$#@ :explode:
  • Posts: 342 Member
    Lindsay Lohan's parents... because if there's anything worse than a 26 year old trainwreck whom everyone is sick of seeing in the "news", it's the two people in their 50s acting just as badly, clamouring over each other to be attached to her latest bit of exposure, instead of holding real jobs, with seemingly NO shame for their role in her downfall. I'm not giving her any credit to her talents, I was never a fan, but with parents like that I'd probably be a booze-soaked mess, too. Extra kick to the you-know-what for her dad, who, without contributing to society in any other way, seems to be ensuring future trainwrecks by donating sperm to women with poor taste in men and obviously low self esteem.
  • Oh f@ck !! Right this very minute I'd just love to smack my ex husband right in the mouth !
  • I would love to punch the inventor of the Big Tasty at McDonalds for making it so big and so damn tasty. The sauce alone should be against the law.
  • Posts: 135 Member
    the fatty in my office
  • Posts: 607 Member
    The CEO at my last job (he was my boss). Biggest *kitten* ever. He's the only person I've ever wished death upon.
    I still do, but id settle for a punch in the face. He's 6'6" though... i cant reach his face.
  • Posts: 1,250 Member
    That woman in the office who is all holier than thou, sucks at her job and tries to get up in my personal business every day.
  • George Bush
  • Posts: 1,637 Member
    All the rich white hetero cis males.
  • *kitten* in my office who somehow decided that my private life should be public property....thanks a sh1tload for that...:mad:
  • Posts: 1,637 Member
    the fatty in my office

    If the reason you want to punch them is because they're fat
    That's really uncool and fatphobic of you.
    Actually, if that's not the case, you're still fatphobic for using "the fatty" to describe them instead of what you actually have a problem with.
  • Posts: 1,785 Member
    fatphobic?? lmao
    nd she said the fatty in her office ... doesnt mean she hates him coz g=he is fat , he is prob some retarded idiot
    #retardedidiotphobic
  • Taylor freakin' swift. Under all that make up I reckon she's super plain and she's got crazy eyes! And she was terrible and unnecessary in valentines day.
  • Posts: 1,637 Member
    fatphobic?? lmao
    nd she said the fatty in her office ... doesnt mean she hates him coz g=he is fat , he is prob some retarded idiot
    #retardedidiotphobic

    Way to be ableist in attempt to be dismissive of fatphobia.
  • Although it's probably been said already..... the question is more appropriately asked "who WOULDN'T I like to punch in the face"...that saves us some time. ;)
  • Posts: 4,375 Member
    Although it's probably been said already..... the question is more appropriately asked "who WOULDN'T I like to punch in the face"...that saves us some time. ;)

    :flowerforyou:
  • Justin Bieber!!! And I would do it for a million times :devil:

    ^^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^

    And Taylor Swift
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    My stomach so that I can reach my goal. :flowerforyou:
  • Posts: 193 Member
    Although it's probably been said already..... the question is more appropriately asked "who WOULDN'T I like to punch in the face"...that saves us some time. ;)

    This sums it up for me. (Also, I want your back muscles.)
  • Well.. Since you asked..

    I would pound my poor arms into stumps if I could punch every moron that drives in this town right in the face. ROAD RAGE!!!! lol

    They deliberately block you from getting around them. They enjoy the petty little control they can exert on the road because they have zero control over their own pathetic lives.

    They smoke cigarettes with their windows down, I don't want to smell that foul **** roll your damn windows up. I am trying to enjoy the nice weather.

    They have no idea what a turn signal is used for. I'm not psychic.. I don't have ESPn :s

    Tapping the brakes every few seconds for no frakking reason.

    Playing their 1.21 jiggawatt stereo so loud my rearview mirror is shaking..

    Stupid rednecks with train horns on their trucks.. I have a special hatred for those *kitten*.

    Stupid rednecks that let their dogs walk around the truckbed- unleashed, going 80 on the freeway.. Ever wonder where the big dog roadkill comes from? bingo was his name O

    Stupid rednecks who think their stock pick'em'up truck with a loud muffler is a hot rod.

    Anyone that isn't speeding in the left lane.
    Especially idiots that want to go under the speed limit in the left lane.. Oh how I abhor you..

    Lastly, if you see a car coming up behind you.. get out of my damn way, it won't kill you to move one lane over and let me get on with my day.

    :) Ain't I a ray of sunshine on this subject?

    I think I saw you on 530 the other day. You got a lot of wiper fluid on your truck too!! *breaks* *flicks wipers* *brakes again*

    :tongue:
  • Posts: 1,637 Member

    I think I saw you on 530 the other day. You got a lot of wiper fluid on your truck too!! *breaks* *flicks wipers* *brakes again*

    :tongue:

    People who get mad at people for NOT breaking the law confuse me...
  • Posts: 16,414 Member
    E.L. James.

    Do I have to say why?

    Oh, and anyone who thinks those books are "the best book I've ever read!"
  • Posts: 888 Member
    i want to punch every bee in the face....

    listen to dane cook to understand that one.

    Hahaha, instead of punching anyone in the face, I'm just going to use my shark rocket.
  • My husband's boss
  • Posts: 421 Member
    My co-workers, who ACT like my boss.

    POW! Take that, ho-bag!
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