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    The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens.


    I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin.

    (I don't believe it btw) haha
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    When your 5 year old daughter's friend tells you she lives with her grandmother because her mother is crazy and goes to jail all the time unless she takes her pills, and that she is now in a place where they make her take her pills.


    At that point you have no words.
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    When a guy takes the urinal next to you when there are other urinals...
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    When a guy takes the urinal next to you when there are other urinals...
    When that same guy then looks down at your hand and what it is holding and says... "Nice... Umm... Shirt." True story, happened to me in a bar in Key West.
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    When you are volunteering at the church helping your Pastor with his computer files at work and you accidently see a bunch of emails he sent planning hook ups with other men he browsed for on Gay.com. and he tells them how amazing they look, and to send a face pic--and he's attached one of himself. What a shock---especially when he stands up there on Sundays preaching like the big hypocrit he is.
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    That awkward moment when that girl that sits behind you in your college class is braiding your hair....and you turn around and it's not a girl at all but a boy....a very cute creepy boy.
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    When that same guy then looks down at your hand and what it is holding and says... "Nice... Umm... Shirt." True story, happened to me in a bar in Key West.

    Just say thank you...he knows whereof he speaks.
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    When taking a yoga class and we're in the "v" and I hear a loud fart. I have tears falling down my face because I think it is my friend. I continue to have giggles throughout the class (yoga makes my feelings go across the board). At the end of the class the friend goes up to a 17 yr old girl and tells her that it is ok... everyone breaks wind. DOH. Yeah, she never returned. I felt so bad.
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    That awkward moment when that girl that sits behind you in your college class is braiding your hair....and you turn around and it's not a girl at all but a boy....a very cute creepy boy.

    I wasn't braiding, I was twisting it to match my DNA. It's like we're one person now, you and me. :flowerforyou:

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    That awkward moment when the guy you've been seeing for 2 months says you should move in with him.

    Then again 4 days later, when he tells you that he can't say where the relationship is going because he can't promise tomorrow right now (and you didn't even ask for a "relationship status"). :noway: :huh:


    Ah, the bi-polar rollercoaster. Fun fun
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    When you are sneakily doing squats or incline push ups in the restroom at work and someone walks in ...

    That's happened to me ... except I am doing yoga poses. They can only see my feet but I'm sure they wonder WTF I'm doing ... :laugh:
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    When your in a public restroom and you have to poop and go ahead and do so, and your 2 yr old in the stall decides to say "Mommy stinky butt!" in a full bathroom with people waiting in line to go.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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    We had a secret Santa exchange at work. Just before the party, I hurriedly wrapped my gift, wrote a Happy Holiday message in the card, and placed both under the communal tree. When the recipient got my gift, she first tried to guess who the giver was. Somebody called out. "Look at that handwriting! That's from a GUY for sure!"

    :embarassed: All I could do was mumble "Um, no, it's from me." Awkward...

    I forgot to take the price tag off of mine one time (in my defense it was 11:00 PM the night before when I wrapped it --- way past my bedtime). They knew it was mine because everyone saw me come in the office with that "blue" present. No one said anything though ... I wanted the ground to swallow me right there and wake up from the "bad dream."
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    ^This! Everytime!

    That is ALWAYS my reaction!
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    That awkward moment when you have multiple chat windows open and you type a response/question/comment into the wrong chat window.
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    I still feel awkward if I'm buying "feminine" products and a man is ringing me up. I always tried to avoid that before. Thank God for Self-Checkout these days.
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    When your boss ask you to write a quick note to the employees about turning the sheets on time and instead you spell "$h!t" while he is looking over your shouder and reading it out loud... Opps!
    In my defense English is my second language and I don't like having people looking over my shoulder!
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    That awkward moment when you have multiple chat windows open and you type a response/question/comment into the wrong chat window.

    or even worse - a password!
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    When you meet someone on MFP and they look nothing like their profile pics...
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    When you go to a public bathroom to poo in comfortable silence and then someone else walks in to use the bathroom so you have to pucker up. When you don't hear the woosh of water from your stall mate, you realize that you are now locked into a Who Can Hold Out Longer battle. You agonize over just letting loose or waiting for them to leave and you just know they're doing the same thing. Either you get up and wash your hands, defeated...or you wait until they get frustrated enough to do the same.


    I've had some tense stand offs.

    No way! I just go for it - if you give in then they'll give in and then everyone leaves happy and comfy!
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    I still feel awkward if I'm buying "feminine" products and a man is ringing me up. I always tried to avoid that before. Thank God for Self-Checkout these days.

    I never understood why girls feel awkward about this. I'm fairly certain that men *do* know we have periods.
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    Typos. Many years ago, I typed "It's a beautiful day for a ride today!" on a motorcycle forum. However, I typed "Beautifuk" instead. My friends from that forum that are on Facebook now remind me of that occasionally. Good fun though!

    JM
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    When you work for a Psychiatrist and don't know how to spell psychiatry.

    LOL I was thinking the same.. I had to read it a couple times to realize it meant psychiatry.
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    I never understood why girls feel awkward about this. I'm fairly certain that men *do* know we have periods.

    Me, either. Periods are a part of life. Buy the damn products and get on with your life. I also don't understand the 'afraid to poop in the bathroom' awkwardness. It's a BATHROOM. That's where you are supposed to, well, use the bathroom. Everyone poops. There's even a book about it. No one is judging your communal bathroom pooping. Just go already.

    Wayyyyy too many body issues exist over what we all have and do, but seem to delight in pretending we don't have or do. I just don't get it...
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    When your 5 year old daughter's friend tells you she lives with her grandmother because her mother is crazy and goes to jail all the time unless she takes her pills, and that she is now in a place where they make her take her pills.


    At that point you have no words.

    Oh my goodness. That poor little girl..
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    When you send a sexy text to your boyfriend and then realize you sent it to your 50 something male co-worker by mistake:blushing:

    He is cool so it's all good, however I'll never live it down!
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    Me, either. Periods are a part of life. Buy the damn products and get on with your life. I also don't understand the 'afraid to poop in the bathroom' awkwardness. It's a BATHROOM. That's where you are supposed to, well, use the bathroom. Everyone poops. There's even a book about it. No one is judging your communal bathroom pooping. Just go already.

    Wayyyyy too many body issues exist over what we all have and do, but seem to delight in pretending we don't have or do. I just don't get it...

    I judge my co-workers when they are in the bathroom pooping! :laugh:
  • Posts: 1,850 Member
    When you find out that someone you 'pocket dialed' heard you singing loudly with the radio in your car.
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