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Things everybody does ONCE in their life

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edited January 8 in Chit-Chat
My kid closed his fingers in the car-door. . ooooowwwwww! (he's ok, no broken bones or severed fingers).

I did that once myself as a kid. . . ONCE!

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    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!
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    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!

    *checked off the list*. .
  • Posts: 1,699 Member
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    *checked off the list*. .

    Accomplished. Hope to not repeat.
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    When mom tells you "Don't touch, it's hot!", you touch it. Hopefully, only once!
  • Posts: 354 Member
    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!

    I've done this many times. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
  • Posts: 2,186 Member
    Fart loudly in front of a group of people.
  • Posts: 711 Member
    Fart loudly in front of a group of people.

    Just once?! I try and do that all the time!
  • Posts: 1,093 Member
    Touch the oven to see if it's hot already
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    Fart loudly in front of a group of people.

    Yes. Me at the very top of a yoga class while the instructor was using me to demonstrate a move.
  • Posts: 3,069 Member
    When mom tells you "Don't touch, it's hot!", you touch it. Hopefully, only once!

    For some reason, whenever the waiter tells me this I just HAVE to touch it! I guess I need to know their definition of "hot." LOL!
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    Pre-ejaculate in my pants. Just once.
  • Posts: 4,710 Member
    Pre-ejaculate in my pants. Just once.

    per day?
  • Posts: 87 Member
    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!

    "Franks & Beans!!!!"
  • Posts: 3,634 Member
    Bit an oatmeal soap bar to see if there was really oats and how it tasted like. Never did it the 2nd time around, YUCK! :sick:
  • Posts: 2,390 Member
    Getting caught by mom/sister flying solo
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    Shart
  • Posts: 680 Member
    Women: Falling into the toilet when the man in the house leaves the lid up.
  • Posts: 327 Member
    ive looked when someone clearly told me NOT to...will NEVER do this one again..
  • Posts: 3,863 Member
    Getting caught by mom/sister flying solo
    Catching your dad/brother flying solo.
  • Posts: 3,499 Member
    dropped the soap....






    ok..i may have done this a few times...but it's SLIPPERY stuff people!
  • Posts: 1,291 Member
    finding your mom's *kitten* while looking for stored christmas presents when you're 11.
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    skirt tucked into back of panty hose (back in the day)....... quite the site for co-workers. quit wearing skirts.
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    Getting caught by mom/sister flying solo

    Let me guess, the picture they took is what you're now using as your profile pic...amiright?
  • Posts: 11,788 Member
    My daughter goes to college 75 miles away. She comes home every couple of weeks. Usually calls.

    About a month ago, she came home without leting us know. About 1am Saturday morning. I sleep nude. Woke up to go to the bathroom. She was stepping into the hallway as I was stepping from the bedroom.

    She says I scarred her for life. She does call us every time now before she comes home.
  • Posts: 8,897 Member
    Grab your dad's schween when he's trying to pee. I was super little, don't remember it, but the story goes that my dad NEVER went to the bathroom again without locking the door!
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    I've done this many times. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

    Barely enough room for the goodies to fit...yea, I know the feeling.
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    skirt tucked into back of panty hose (back in the day)....... quite the site for co-workers. quit wearing skirts.

    Oh yes! And we had construction going on the floor so it was all the men I work with and the construction guys! Of course being very fat at the time (no not exagerating, must have been close to 275 or more) there was nothing good to see! :tongue: Went home and threw that skirt in the trash.
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    walk in on parents doing the deed...only happened once...i never opened that door w/out knocking again!
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    Drink that entire bottle of Yukon Jack at 17.
  • Posts: 8,897 Member
    walk in on parents doing the deed...only happened once...i never opened that door w/out knocking again!

    I did that once too!
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