Things everybody does ONCE in their life
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Caught my willy in my fly at a party !! I am standing there with it caught and sweating and the pain> I did pull the zip free but its the closest I have ever come to fainting !!!0
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The statute of limitations has run out, so I can tell this one...
Every year at our high school, the Seniors pull a prank. Some have skipped out for a day, some have hoisted the Nicaraguan flag up the flagpole, among other misdeeds.
We took things to a whole other level. We snuck onto the Speech teacher's dairy farm and spray painted the white parts of her cows blue. I can only imagine how long it took her to get the paint off those cows...
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Our senior prank was to move our dragon of an English teacher's Pinto onto the "grassy island" in the front of the school.0 -
I've only ever caught the tip of my finger in the car door, but SONOFA*****! That hurts!0
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Women: Falling into the toilet when the man in the house leaves the lid up.
oh how I wish this was just once... in the middle of the night I never remember to look!0 -
Sat on the floor 'under' the ironing board while my sister ironed; stood up and knocked the iron onto my leg (or so my sister said): resulting in a very painful HUGE 3rd degree iron shaped burn that scarred me for life! To this day, I make sure NO one is near me if I have to iron something
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Wait... I've got a better one. No one has ever done this...
I broke my big toe running. I stepped on it with the same foot it was attached to... go figure that one out! :laugh:0 -
tested my mother when she threatened to wash my mouth out with soap. Lava soap does NOT taste good...0
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Staple a finger0
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seperate frozen hamburger patties with a knife...never again0
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Find really cool feathered clips as a child in the 70's and wears them in their hair, only to discover later in life that they are roach clips that belonged to their hippy parents...0
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As a tom-boy and wanting to hang with the boys in 6th grade (don't ask...) I "erased" parts of my fingers off. Okay I know how that sounds, but I so wanted to beat the boys at their own game. What a stupid move, rubbing an eraser across the skin of your fingers until each one is on fire and then doing it all over again without flinching...I felt I was like a GI Joe or something. Until it starts to really hurt, bleeds, and scabs over...One time only-to 4 fingers....ouch!0
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Come in from playing outside and take a big drink from your parents glass assuming the clear liquid is water and not gin.0
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Gotten so drunk in college that you pissed on your roommates bed .... While he was still in it0
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my two older cousins talked me into putting my finger in a light socket. shocking! never did that again, but i did talk my little brother into doing it.
i also walked in on my mom going down on my dad... i will never unsee that0 -
jump off the swing when you get to the highest point while your mom is screaming about breaking your wrist and your dad is cracking up and your boyfriend is like seriously babe, you didnt even make it over my truck.0
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The one's Mr. T used to wear!!!Find really cool feathered clips as a child in the 70's and wears them in their hair, only to discover later in life that they are roach clips that belonged to their hippy parents...
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Some of you people have a problem understanding that if it has lumps, it aint a fart!0
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Woke up next to someone you really wish you hadn't woken up next to.0
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finding your mom's *kitten* while looking for stored christmas presents when you're 11.
i feel like this is oddly specific...0 -
Entered a Tequila drinking contest............and won0
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Slide down slide on belly as a 5 year old. Scar stomach on exposed screw that was on the slide.
yeooooooooooowchccc!
Don't ask what kind of dub-t slide I was on0 -
Get shampoo in their eyes, thus causing that blinding-oh-my-god-it'd-be-worth-it-to-brain-myself-on-the-shower-wall-just-to-make-it-stop-hurting feeling.0
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omg... been there ...I did block out of mind until reading your post.
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Being force fed a bar of ivory soap for talking back/cursing when warned over and over....ONCE0
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Being force fed a bar of ivory soap for talking back/cursing when warned over and over....ONCE
small bottle of Palmolive. I know that feel, bro0 -
finding your mom's *kitten* while looking for stored christmas presents when you're 11.
i feel like this is oddly specific...
or everything in the top drawer of the night stand while looking for dimes.0 -
Being force fed a bar of ivory soap for talking back/cursing when warned over and over....ONCE
small bottle of Palmolive. I know that feel, bro
I got the soap treatment (Irish Spring, I think) for calling my sister a "Fart Face"! lol.0 -
Walking in the snow barefoot as a teenager......will never do it again no matter how much fun it might sound like.
*ETA had to add "fun" in, my brain thinks faster then my fingers. :laugh:0 -
Bit one of the dog "Beggin Strips" to see if it really tastes how it smells.0
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Lick a 9 volt battery. not sure what prompted me to do it. But needless to say I never did it again.
Yep, after I licked it, I held it out for my dog, he licked it too...only once lol0
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