Things everybody does ONCE in their life

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  • bettacheckyoself
    bettacheckyoself Posts: 570
    STEAL
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
    Guys only.....zip yourself up in your zipper. Ouch!

    I could never understand how people did that.


    Until if finally happened to me... and I almost wept.
  • nuemmedigg
    nuemmedigg Posts: 220 Member
    Accidentally ironed a body part..... am I the only one???

    nope, when I was pregnant, I ironed and burned my belly. didn't realize how far out it stuck.
  • nuemmedigg
    nuemmedigg Posts: 220 Member
    Grabbed the scissors and clipped my eyelashes off. They were too fkn long to wear sunglasses!!!!! I was 5. YAY!

    My son did that when he was four. He hated that everyone told him he looked so cute with his lashes.
  • Silver_Star
    Silver_Star Posts: 1,351 Member
    Walked onto a turd. Then did the foot flappy dance in public, trying to get it off.


    kick your shoes off with delight only to have it land on someone.


    The door bell rings and you rush to go put on some decent clothes.
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    let your friend break an ammonia capsule under your nose...never again! never again! the cinnamon challenge was nothing compared to it

    or so its more general- smell something a friend asked you too
  • katykatyg
    katykatyg Posts: 14 Member
    Falling ridiculously head over heels for the wrong person.
  • Irish_Chica
    Irish_Chica Posts: 295
    Dies
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,992 Member
    Wipe my butt with a taro leaf..................

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • TheConsciousFoody
    TheConsciousFoody Posts: 607 Member
    *** to mouth....what?
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Cooked bacon while sun burnt

    Cut your own hair at the age of 5
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    When mom tells you "Don't touch, it's hot!", you touch it. Hopefully, only once!

    yup, but it was my grandma. thought i'd be safe if I put my shirt over my finger. nope. didn't cry out tho. didn't want to get it trouble :p
  • CassieReannan
    CassieReannan Posts: 1,479 Member
    Create a juvenile email address.
  • tvanhooser
    tvanhooser Posts: 326 Member
    Well I don't know if EVERYBODY does this -- I rather hope NOT, it was dumb and painful and definitely not one to re-experience, like EVER: Several years back I forgot I had something on the stove when I got in the shower. So I get out of the shower, realize it's burning and run into the kitchen buck naked to turn it off and try to salvage the pot....long story short, I ended up with a third degree burn on the underside of one boob where I leaned over the stove too far.....probably TMI but let's keep that to a once in a lifetime thing. Not anxious for a rerun!! :o)
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    ate a whole shaker of salt. was 3 at the time. now, I don't like salt
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    how about... Lick a metal post in the wintertime... .
    haha did that right after watching a Christmas story
  • tvanhooser
    tvanhooser Posts: 326 Member
    Or how bout give your toddler a feather pillow? Big mistake....course we didn't realize it was a feather pillow until it got a small hole in it....didn't think much about it until I came home one day and he had decide to explore that hole and ripped the whole thing open -- omigosh -- it looked like a chicken farm exploded in his room!! Ankle deep in feathers from wall to wall!! LOL!! :o)
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    As a tom-boy and wanting to hang with the boys in 6th grade (don't ask...) I "erased" parts of my fingers off. Okay I know how that sounds, but I so wanted to beat the boys at their own game. What a stupid move, rubbing an eraser across the skin of your fingers until each one is on fire and then doing it all over again without flinching...I felt I was like a GI Joe or something. Until it starts to really hurt, bleeds, and scabs over...One time only-to 4 fingers....ouch!

    lol I did that! and running the copper from the ruler on your shoe to hit or be hit with it.
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    committed grand larceny. at least I did something grand with my life
  • RockaholicMama
    RockaholicMama Posts: 786 Member
    how about... Lick a metal post in the wintertime... .
    haha did that right after watching a Christmas story

    Guilty as charged. Stuck, of course. :laugh: I was 5. I had a persuasive best friend.
  • NakeshiaB
    NakeshiaB Posts: 250 Member
    Tell her those pants to make her butt look big!
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    Things I did once and NEVER AGAIN:

    -Stuck my finger in a pop can as a kid and sliced it pretty good. (dont tell anyone but I'm scared of pop cans now)
    -let my mom cut my hair. Oh lordy
    -step in dog crap. I watch my step now!
    -picked up an old bees nest once. Some bees were still in it. Found out the hard way i'm allergic.
  • projectxreborn
    projectxreborn Posts: 204
    Being a curious 4 year old I was excited to find a box with a secret stash of chocolate
    in it in the bathroom medicine cabinet. I was so not going to share with my sister!
    A bit later, I wished I had given it all to her. Stupid Ex-lax.
  • debloves2ride
    debloves2ride Posts: 386
    This post has humored me endlessly.....

    also after having skirt stuck in panty hose........ superglued foot to the floor. It doesn't come up easily, and you leave a layer of skin
  • xXxHBICxXx
    xXxHBICxXx Posts: 370 Member
    help your younger sister clean her room, while making her bed her *kitten* falls from under the mattress >.<
    Oh and I got flashed by my Mother In Law while I was dating her son. She wanted to show off her nipple rings. God that was bad.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Put fire coral down my swim-trunks because it was so pretty and I wanted to keep it and didn't have pockets.
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    My brother cut his leg with a gas-powered chainsaw. It went about a quarter inch deep, about 4 inches long and a quarter inch wide. .
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Every so often I check to see if I have developed telekinesis. Not yet. :grumble:
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Get a big mouthfull of Gasoline while trying to start a siphon.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Women: Falling into the toilet when the man in the house leaves the lid up.

    Indeed. Once was enough!

    Cut off your fingertip with an X-acto knife.

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