Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?
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            complaining to management that the Shake Weights won't give you cab fare0
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            for drawing on your face and tribal dancing in the arts and crafts isle0
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            for punching the old greeter at the door0
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            for being cheeky to the cashier0
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            For trying to buy 647.00 worth of socks with pennies only.0
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            For not being weird enough to make it to the Walmartian Wall of Fame0
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            For being on the wall of infamy more than 12 times.0
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            Showing his abs0
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            For giving kids balloon animals made out of condoms0
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            standing in the pharmacy line, muttering "puff, puff...give...y'all are f**king up the rotation"...0
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            ..for being impatient!0
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            getting all the Hoola Hoops out and throwing em down the isles0
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            Stupid people tricks with said hula hoops0
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            For running around the store and spraying spray paint around0
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            ...FOR ROLLING ALL THE PRICES FORWARD, NOT BACKWARD0
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            for painting all her finger nails with different color polish and returning them back on the shelf and not paying0
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            Pointing the hair dryers at people driving the electric carts & pulling them over to issue speeding tickets.0
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            for tipping all the snowcone machines out and trying to ski0
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            For asking an employee where to find an item & when the employee turns to walk away, yells "SOMEBODY CALL SCURITY; HE STOLE MY PURSE!!!"0
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            trying to check out at the price checker located in a random aisle 0 0
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            Camping out in the outdoors section, makin the whole store smell like bacon0
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            Stealing protein bars0
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            For moving "Caution, wet floor signs" to carpeted areas.0
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            nicking hair slides0
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            turning on the fire hoses for the slip and slide0
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            Trying clothes on outside of the dressing room.0
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            rapping on the PA system0
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            Doing the CHICKEN DANCE in the MILK aisle.
 Practicing your JUGGLING with EGGS...0
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            Using Hulk hands to punch random people, muttering "puny god"0
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            Hiding in the clothing racks, whispering to all the customers "Follow me! This way to NARNIA!"0
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