Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

metsox* wearing only a hairnet to work

metsox* wearing only a hairnet to work

that's why i got a raise ;-)

Pouring olive oil on the floor, sliding through it on your belly and calling for other shoppers to come be a penguin with you.

debloves2ride : This one is easy. Riding her "bike" through the store to shop!

Now for me, Do NOT say buying up all the cat litter... They don't throw me out for that!

Using the tarps from the hardware dept as a slip n slide

pouring out booze for your puppy

For jumping over the deli counter and making your own sandwich

Dang security cameras!

@dbiddle - for opening the Wahl personal grooming box and giving your stache a trim.

For making googly eyes at the security cameras

For opening the hair clipper to shave is face