Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    starting a fight with customer service because they refuse to acknowledge the fact that the wardrobe you bought is clearly defective since it doesn't lead to Narnia
  • stgc95
    stgc95 Posts: 7
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    In Arizona, for her 45 Ruger single action falling out of her pajama bottoms and going off.
  • Cowboyzfan82288
    Cowboyzfan82288 Posts: 161 Member
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    For walking out of the photo department without paying for the pictures you had developed there.
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    Being a Dallas Cowboy fan.
  • Cowboyzfan82288
    Cowboyzfan82288 Posts: 161 Member
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    I was waiting for that!
  • choface
    choface Posts: 107 Member
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    Wearing a hat inside.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    setting up throw pillows as stepping stones to avoid the lava that is the floor...
  • choface
    choface Posts: 107 Member
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    That sounds like me haha.
  • UnoDrea3732
    UnoDrea3732 Posts: 342 Member
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    Riding a bicycle around the store while using a blow horn..
  • Cowboyzfan82288
    Cowboyzfan82288 Posts: 161 Member
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    For spraying perfume samples on men to make their girlfriends/wives jealous
  • iAMsmiling
    iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member
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    @court

    Recording happy messages on all of the recordable greeting cards.
  • mcpherson4
    mcpherson4 Posts: 287 Member
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    For knocking over the old lady greeter and flash the next walmart customer those pearly whites,while screaming, "Welcome to WALMARRRRRT! I am SOOO glad you are HERRRREE!!!!!"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    @ steve: recording naughty messages on said greeting cards...bad sheep...baaaaaaaaaaad ;)
  • mcpherson4
    mcpherson4 Posts: 287 Member
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    For Court
    For knocking over the old lady greeter and flash the next walmart customer those pearly whites,while screaming, "Welcome to WALMARRRRRT! I am SOOO glad you are HERRRREE!!!!!"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    @ mcphe - for marking your territory the way kitties do
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
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    for giving out free wedgies for shopping at wal-mart
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    For swinging from lamps while eating bananas
  • KimLovesDon
    KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member
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    Opening all the cereal boxes to get the toy prizes out.
  • ejensen86
    ejensen86 Posts: 41
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    Streaking.
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
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    For joining in with the streaker

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