Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

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  iAMsmiling Posts: 2,394 Member

  January 2013

  @court
  
  Recording happy messages on all of the recordable greeting cards.

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  mcpherson4 Posts: 287 Member

  January 2013

  For knocking over the old lady greeter and flash the next walmart customer those pearly whites,while screaming, "Welcome to WALMARRRRRT! I am SOOO glad you are HERRRREE!!!!!"

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  LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member

  January 2013

  @ steve: recording naughty messages on said greeting cards...bad sheep...baaaaaaaaaaad

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  mcpherson4 Posts: 287 Member

  January 2013

  For Court

  For knocking over the old lady greeter and flash the next walmart customer those pearly whites,while screaming, "Welcome to WALMARRRRRT! I am SOOO glad you are HERRRREE!!!!!"

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  LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member

  January 2013

  @ mcphe - for marking your territory the way kitties do

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  mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member

  January 2013

  for giving out free wedgies for shopping at wal-mart

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  polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member

  January 2013

  For swinging from lamps while eating bananas

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  KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member

  January 2013

  Opening all the cereal boxes to get the toy prizes out.

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  ejensen86 Posts: 41

  January 2013

  Streaking.

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  Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member

  January 2013

  For joining in with the streaker

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  LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member

  January 2013

  Bum rushing the streakers

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  sgtdub555 Posts: 692

  January 2013

  for trying on boots with nothing else on

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  KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member

  January 2013

  Wearing a shirt and shoes, but nothing else. :noway:

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  Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member

  January 2013

  for asking if he could handcuff me to the door :devil: @sgtdub

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  KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member

  January 2013

  Begging to be handcuffed.

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  LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member

  January 2013

  ogling the handcuffed people

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  sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member

  January 2013

  @Laura: Decided to model some lingerie for lucky passerby! Unfortunately management didn't appreciate it so much.

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  Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member

  January 2013

  For orchestrating a massive nude flashmob

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  keith0373 Posts: 2,154 Member

  January 2013

  Terasome was the only one who showed up nekkid for said flash mob.

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  Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member

  January 2013

  well you showed up, you were just chicken

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  N8r8r Posts: 75 Member

  January 2013

  Doing whippets with the aresol Reddi Wip.

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  XxfitforeverxX Posts: 144

  January 2013

  I don't know what to say.

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  Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member

  January 2013

  For not telling the assistant what she needed when she was asked repeatedly

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  caldon4523 Posts: 227 Member

  January 2013

  Answering the department phone, "Target women''s lingerie department, how can I help you?"

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  XxfitforeverxX Posts: 144

  January 2013

  @Terasome
  
  For trying on every pair of shoes in the store.

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  KimLovesDon Posts: 152 Member

  January 2013

  Making macaroni necklaces and asking passersby to spray cheez-whiz on her!

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  XxfitforeverxX Posts: 144

  January 2013

  Making macaroni necklaces and asking passersby to spray cheez-whiz on her!

  
  Who, me?!? You know I don't like mac n' cheese.

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  mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member

  January 2013

  for opening a salon and shaving her intials in the customers heads

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  krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member

  January 2013

  offering candy to old ladies

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  N8r8r Posts: 75 Member

  January 2013

  @kdorosh Trying to pass off catnip as Marijuana and getting busted by the cops :bigsmile:

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