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  • Keto_T
    Keto_T Posts: 673 Member
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    When I was a kid I thought that lightning hit the clouds and made holes and that's what made it rain.
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
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    I used to believe angels rode in the clouds, like they'd drive them to and fro.
    Damn science debunked that. :c
  • PottsvilleCurse1925
    PottsvilleCurse1925 Posts: 354 Member
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    That people actually like me. :cry:
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    i used to think "floccinaucinihilipilification" was spelled with 3 c's instead of 4 c's.

    i know? ...right.

    duh! :noway:
  • Dani_Davies23
    Dani_Davies23 Posts: 86
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    That you could catch a tan at night by "moonbathing"
  • Bulldogmomma3
    Bulldogmomma3 Posts: 58 Member
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    That burnt toast makes you grow hair on your chest...... I threw out toast all the time if I thought it was too "well done".
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
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    That people actually like me. :cry:

    I used to believe that too! STRANGE!!!
  • AnneC77
    AnneC77 Posts: 284
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    That I was crazy for thinking my best friend wanted my kids Father. They are now married! lol

    I'll do it tomorrow..promise.

    I am doing my room.

    I have no homework.

    Rod Stewart was my real Daddy. My mum loves him and I believed it when I was a kid lol
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
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    That MFP was for weight loss and not a match-maker service.... :bigsmile:
  • akaMrsmojo
    akaMrsmojo Posts: 764 Member
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    That babies were born through their mommie's belly buttons. It just opened up and the baby rose up into the doctor's hands.
  • Ladykills82
    Ladykills82 Posts: 11 Member
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    That zombies are real!

    ...they're not, right?
  • speedgoose
    speedgoose Posts: 295
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    All dogs were boys and all cats were girls :P...think about it...most cartoons or movies, that's how it is!! so that's what I thought.
  • meredith1123
    meredith1123 Posts: 843 Member
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    "Till death do us part..."

    DOH!
    *agreed*
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    I had a skeleton under my bed. If I got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I'd take a huge jump out of the bed and a running leap back so he couldn't grab my ankle.
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,440 Member
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    I had an Uncle who lost a thumb in a farming accident. He had all us kids believing he lost it because he was a thumb sucker when he was little and he sucked it off.
  • hollyjane77
    hollyjane77 Posts: 147
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    When I was about 3 or 4, my sister told me there were prizes in the bottom of polaroid pictures. I believed it until I searched for my prize only to find a mild chemical burn.
  • Gharley64
    Gharley64 Posts: 37 Member
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    God..of any kind.
  • cherbapp
    cherbapp Posts: 322
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    My first husand's marriage vows.
  • jagh09
    jagh09 Posts: 555 Member
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    HA! That is AWESOME.
    I convinced my cousin that bales of hay were hibernating cows.
  • Jonalee1977
    Jonalee1977 Posts: 415 Member
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    I would hear noises from my pillow at night when I slept on my side. I thought it was bugs crawling in my pillow, until I was in my teens and realized it was my heartbeat... :blushing:

    I remember this! I thought Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street lived in my pillow!

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