Why did the person above you get kicked out of Walmart?

For standing on the jewlery counter trying to hold an auction

he was caught without pants in the garden center

Oh for doing the same with the Barbies

Using the computer display to update her Facebook page.

Changing all the computer homepages to Kmart.com

Setting up tire swings in the automotive dept.

For squeezing the melons

For skeet shooting the plates that I toss

edited because I can't spell

For riding in the carts making VROOM noises.

secretly implanting Mentos in the Diet Coke bottles in the coolers at the front of the store