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My husband once tried Rocco DiSpirito's Now Eat This! Italian! cannolis.
Not a cannoli. Not even italian. Not even edible.
Nastiness in the shape of a pile of poo is all we could get from the recipe.
There is a special place in the Underworld for Rocco DiSpirito.
Diet cannolis? Blasphemy!!
Agree.some things are not meant to be made healthy0 -
Personally, I love my substituted "pancakes" of protein powder, mashed banana, egg and a little milk. I don't want to be fat and eating this substitute that looks, feels and tastes like a pancake is how I have lost half of my body weight. It's delicious and if I didn't know it was protein powder instead of flour, I wouldn't know the difference.
Another potato mash substitute is mashed (steamed) cauliflower and low fat cream cheese. Of course it doesn't taste the same, but if you need a plate filler or a meal topper (for a pie or similar) then there is a great healthy alternative. How does that hurt anyone to mention?
I agree, that some people don't like substitutions, but I don't know that it's fair to berate those who want to share their low-calorie/carb/fat recipes with other likeminded people - that is what we're all on MFP for, isn't it? Support, motivation and inspiration into health and fitness?
I agree though, if you want to eat buffalo wings, then do it... but seeking alternatives isn't exactly reinventing the wheel.
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What the hell is going on in here?
I hate when I miss out on epic threads
I angered people because I think cauliflower is the devil...
Wait.
Time out.
I actually like cauliflower.
Okay, take back everything I said in defense of OP in this thread....
...and change my vote to the "if you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all" crowd.0 -
OP: You mention pizza. GF pizza is not pizza?0
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Wow, that bad, huh? Hell, I will stick with what I already have then!! heheheNow, I do want to try the blackbean brownies.
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Seriously. It is disgusting. There are gluten free brownies mixes you can buy, or do 1/3 tapioca starch 1/3 sorghum flour 1/3 ground oats that haven't been contaminated with wheat. Add some guar or xanthan gum to the mix. Just spare yourself the agony of the black bean sugar glop.0 -
Someone had to say it
^^ This. Thank you OP. You're doing the world a great service, however, I do think that sometimes hamburger buns can be substituted:
Is dinner at your house???0 -
Personally, I love my substituted "pancakes" of protein powder, mashed banana, egg and a little milk. I don't want to be fat and eating this substitute that looks, feels and tastes like a pancake is how I have lost half of my body weight. It's delicious and if I didn't know it was protein powder instead of flour, I wouldn't know the difference.
Another potato mash substitute is mashed (steamed) cauliflower and low fat cream cheese. Of course it doesn't taste the same, but if you need a plate filler or a meal topper (for a pie or similar) then there is a great healthy alternative. How does that hurt anyone to mention?
I agree, that some people don't like substitutions, but I don't know that it's fair to berate those who want to share their low-calorie/carb/fat recipes with other likeminded people - that is what we're all on MFP for, isn't it? Support, motivation and inspiration into health and fitness?
I agree though, if you want to eat buffalo wings, then do it... but seeking alternatives isn't exactly reinventing the wheel.
Agreed.
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What the hell is going on in here?
I hate when I miss out on epic threads
I angered people because I think cauliflower is the devil...
Wait.
Time out.
I actually like cauliflower.
Okay, take back everything I said in defense of OP in this thread....
...and change my vote to the "if you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all" crowd.
My feelers are crushed 0 -
Some are hits and some are misses. I personally love the cauliflower pizza crust but I cannot tolerate the mashed cauliflower. I will not do the buffalo cauliflower... but I make my own light version of buffalo wings. It is nice to have choices
This is a very nice way of disagreeing. Mature and thoughtful. And polite.
A+
I try
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Someone had to say it
^^ This. Thank you OP. You're doing the world a great service, however, I do think that sometimes hamburger buns can be substituted:
I agree:
YUMMMY - I want both of these now!!0 -
I made this awesome taco once though that I"ll share with you but other than this taco I totally agree wtih you.
What I did was instead of using a corn tortilla because corn killed the Mayans and obviously all grains are fatal, I used a lettuce leaf. And then since beef is harmful because of that study by those chinese people I used clumps of cinnamon (it's really boosting on your metbolisms) but I clumped it up to really look like beef. And taco sauce is only like 10 calories if you use a syringe and just drip it on, so I added REAL TACO SAUCES and then some lettuce and omg it was just like eating a taco.
thanks add me for motivation.
My abs come and go based on the frequency of your humorous responses.0 -
Jimmies were rustled in this thread. But instead of Jimmies we substituted Danglers. And instead of rustled, we substituted perturbed.
Danglers were perturbed.0 -
What the hell is going on in here?
I hate when I miss out on epic threads
I angered people because I think cauliflower is the devil...
I hate faux hawk. Good that you got the real thing!
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Jimmies were rustled in this thread. But instead of Jimmies we substituted Danglers. And instead of rustled, we substituted perturbed.
Danglers were perturbed.
:laugh:
I snorted out loud...or chortled...or guffawed. Maybe all three.0 -
Jimmies were rustled in this thread. But instead of Jimmies we substituted Danglers. And instead of rustled, we substituted perturbed.
Danglers were perturbed.
:laugh:
I snorted out loud...or chortled...or guffawed. Maybe all three.
As did I...my co-workers are giving me funny looks now :laugh:0 -
:drinker: CHEERS!did you say Blue Moon?0
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I don't know about you but I like finding healthier options. I love healthy food, cant get enough of it! Eating fried anything makes me feel sick, or basically anything unhealthy for you. Why is it such a bad thing to find something healthier? I don't want to feel like **** at all. Whether its once in a blue moon, or every day.0
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I don't know about you but I like finding healthier options. I love healthy food, cant get enough of it! Eating fried anything makes me feel sick, or basically anything unhealthy for you. Why is it such a bad thing to find something healthier? I don't want to feel like **** at all. Whether its once in a blue moon, or every day.
So now all fried food is unhealthy???
So far on this thread, on the "unhealthy" list we have:
- butter
- whole eggs
- fried
What else is so obviously unhealthy to everyone that we would want to find creative ways around it?0 -
Turd & Egg Pancakes
1 turd
1 egg
Mix, fry in pan.
Kinda tastes like crap. And egg.
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Someone had to say it
^^ This. Thank you OP. You're doing the world a great service, however, I do think that sometimes hamburger buns can be substituted:
Oh man! I actually had one of these once (almost). I had a Krispy Kreme cheese burger at Grizzly stadium in Sauget, Illinois. It was quite the culinary experience.0
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