Break up with the person above you.
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@simplyxaddict
With those bosoms, I've never actually seen your eyes. It can't go on like this.0 -
It's me or the dog.
(I'd never actually do that by the way, and your pup looks adorable).0 -
@coliemarieale I think I like men... can we be friends?0
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I have this sudden urge to turn straight. You do understand, right?
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It must have been a moment of weakness or too much alcohol... I am sorry, but we can be friends
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I just can't take all the cuteness anymore! Am am not your freaking HunnyBunny PoohBear!0
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You only drink a glass of wine or two on the weekends
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@serendipitiou. Even though you can cook some super yummy spicy Indian food, it's illegal for me to date anyone under the age of 18. I value my freedom too much.0
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You never answer my calls!0
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I just can't stand that you look better in purple than I do.0
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I'm sorry, I just can't date a jock. Your clothes make me giggle 0
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I sorry, its the flower thing, you know I hate flowers! You do it on purpose! It's not fair. You don't love me anymore!!! *sobs*0
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You look better in pink than I do 0
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you dont add any color to my life anymore0
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That child doesn't look like me. I think you've been cheating.0
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I'm cheating because you don't have a face. I like people with faces. You're just not my type...0
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It's thats look. I can't concentrate on anything else when you look....... what was I saying?0
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You play too dirty. I'm out!0
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I am allergic to horses...sorry!0
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You remind me too much of the guy from the Nintendo DS Brain games...0
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You are just too pretty for me0
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simplyxaddict: I'm sorry, but you just don't have the right equipment for me. :P You're still beautiful, though!0
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amy_fulk -- nuh uh! No way I could break up with you! Yowza!0
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What's the big idea? You can't date the person before me and me at the same time. WE'RE THROUGH! *storm out, slams door*0
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You have a kid. I'm so sorry. Cutie though!0
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you seem to like your chest more than me....0
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You have a kid. I'm so sorry. Cutie though!
I do have a kid, she's 24yrs old. That cutie is my grandson.0 -
I'm the same age as your kid, I'm leaving you for her0
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i prefer the male variety.. this isnt working out ;(0
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Your smile is way to happy for my miserable existance....
I'm sorry.0
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