Strangest thing you have heard a kid say

"Dad, why have you got boobies"

from my son when he was 7

working on losing the moobs

My 7-year old son and I were watching the superbowl and during Beyonce's performance he said, "She should really put on some pants. You can totally see up her skirt. Helloooo? Private Parts!"

Bahhhhhaaaa!

LMAO! SOOOO cute! Im laughing SO much!

A co-worker once told a story about changing clothes in front of her youngest daughter. Her daughter said when I grow up, I want to have LONG boobies like you Mommy.

4 year old nephew called for me down the hallway well he was in the bathroom

In a very serious voice,
" close the door please, i need to concentrate to poo "

2 minutes later

" My butt is on fire! "

These are so fun to read!!

When youngest dd was about four she was due for her booster shots. As the nurse is trying to give her a shot dd screams at the top of her lungs "It's my body and I'm saying you can't touch me!!!"

When ds was around 3-4 he was a huge mama's boy. He was always asking me if he could marry me when he grew up. I always told him that I was already married to daddy and he would find himself a lovely wife of his own. One day he said "What if daddy is leaning over (our neighbor's) pond and someone hits him over the head, and then he falls in and drowns? Will you marry me then?" I told dh he had better watch his back. Thankfully ds is now 11 and has no desire to marry me and doesn't remember his question ie. threat!

When my Niece was 6 years old (now 22) she was sitting on my sisters lap when she sat up and randomly said:

"Mum when I grow up, I hope I have boobs as long as your boobs"

*silence*

Lol

My boyfriend's daughter, referencing her twin sister:

"Daddy, can I make Anna into bacon?"

BF: "Ummmm no? Why would you want to do that???"

Child: "Because I want to eat her "

On a completely unrelated note, I'm extra nice to that child...:laugh: :noway:

My mom had just gotten her eyebrows tattooed and it was darker than the natural color. When my son saw her he asked "Grandma, why are you so mad? someone gave you angry eyebrows".

Another time I asked him if he wanted to go to the 99 cent store with me and he said "No mom, they have girls with mustaches at the 99 cent store". I went alone and noticed he was right, many were quite hairy lol.

This is so similar to what my 3.5 year old did. We were in Goodwill and there was a woman there with really heavy, hard looking make up and black drawn on eyebrows. My son pointed to her, practically in her face, and said, "She's jealous! She looks so jealous!"

I booked it and on our way to the next Goodwill I explained to him that it isn't nice to point at people and talk about their looks. As we are walking down the isle in the 2nd Goodwill, after we've been there about ten minutes, the same lady comes up next to us. My son, remembering the talk I had with him on the way there says, "Mom. You know what jealous people look like? They look like this!" And then he proceeds to make a nasty face only he wasn't actually looking at me while he was talking. He was looking straight into the ladies face. Like he understood he couldn't call her out again but he was going to do it in a way he thought wouldn't get him into trouble.

He does things like this constantly. It's his mission to embarrass me on a daily basis.

My mom's favorite story to tell about me as a child was the day I threw a temper-tantrum. Note that I was always a very docile child... I never acted up in any way. This particular day when I was about three, I didn't get my way and threw a toy across the room screaming. I looked up at my mom, eyes round as saucers and asked, "Do you think Santa saw that?"

My first summer teaching at a space camp (not THE Space Camp, mind you), we had this little ten year old Russian boy named Dmitri in class. One of their projects was to build a space station with a certain number of modules for living, experiments, etc, then present the finished product to the class. He went through each of the modules, "This is where the astronauts and cosmonauts eat their dinners. This is where they do their experiments." And just when we had thought he had wrapped it all up, "This is where they make babies." The future of the space program.