My entire town is sabotaging me!!
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Trolls need to eat too...Feeding of the Trolls is strictly prohibited.
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Don't stop believin'.0
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Ugh...here we go again. If you guys can't be supportive at least don't try to derail this thread. I'm trying to get some real help, okay?
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You know, thinking about it. Just being around the smell of the food all day would be incredibly motivating for me not to eat the stuff.
The food isn't sabotaging me, the customers are. You don't have to see the look of glee on their fat faces while they're cramming it in.
Neither do you. Put your head down and focus on your work, instead of staring at and judging everyone else. Yo bidness. Mind it.
ETA: I realize this was supposed to be sarcastic and funny; I just found it weak.
A.k.a, I didn't get the joke, so I'm going to just say it was a bad joke.
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Feeding of the Trolls is strictly prohibited.
And if this is making fun of that 16 year old having family problems you should be ashamed.
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If you have a problem with the food that you are serving maybe you should find a new job? I hate McDonalds, but it is very unprofessional that you are pushing your beliefs onto the very customers that pay your salary. Yes, they are idiots for eating the garbage, but it's not really your place to tell them that. They will figure out their wrongdoing when they have diabetes and are paying for insulin.
Just because you are on a diet doesn't mean that everyone else has to be on a diet. I have to watch my coworkers eat fastfood every week, but I have managed to have the willpower to not inulge in their bad habits since October (go me!).
Oh... I need this. Bad!!0 -
You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.
Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.
Finally, someone understands! I've always had a feeling you were the only true, supportive person on this site.
The idea of suing came to me as well, but Mariska Hargitay won't return my calls. I feel like she's in on the sabotage.
Mariska Hargitay is in SVU...now go watch Law & Order and learn the names!
Reported for not realizing SVU is the only Law and Order worth watching.
Reported for not realizing it sucks ever since Elliot left. :sad:0 -
Everybody is trying to sabotage me...
oh wait... what's that you say?
I can just ignore them...
And why on Earth would I do that when I can complain about it on MFP.0 -
Okay, so here's the deal. I've made some bad life choices and now I am a manager at McDonalds.Through swallowing my rage and increasing my recreational drug use, I've been able to deal with this in general...but now, I feel it is affecting my weight loss journey!
I say...Smoke another joint, pop another pill and have a Coke and a smile! Take care of yourself and let the world deal with itself!0 -
tl; dr. You lost me at "zero carb diet" Good luck in your journey.
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Feeding of the Trolls is strictly prohibited.
And if this is making fun of that 16 year old having family problems you should be ashamed.
I don't know what thread you are referring to. I'm just making fun of "SABOTAGE" in general.
I do feel ashamed though, just in general.....like....all the time. Does that help?0 -
Rage quit.
Do it.
My job or MFP? OR BOTH? Stop being vague - that's sabotage!
Both. Shack in the woods=no wifi. Don't forget to burn the restaurant down on your way out, or you did it wrong.0 -
You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.
Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.
i believe you are correct.0 -
i constantly feel a mix of guilt and shame.....Feeding of the Trolls is strictly prohibited.
And if this is making fun of that 16 year old having family problems you should be ashamed.
I don't know what thread you are referring to. I'm just making fun of "SABOTAGE" in general.
I do feel ashamed though, just in general.....like....all the time. Does that help?0 -
You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.
Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.
Finally, someone understands! I've always had a feeling you were the only true, supportive person on this site.
The idea of suing came to me as well, but Mariska Hargitay won't return my calls. I feel like she's in on the sabotage.
Mariska Hargitay is in SVU...now go watch Law & Order and learn the names!
Reported for not realizing SVU is the only Law and Order worth watching.
Reported for not realizing it sucks ever since Elliot left. :sad:
Grissom was my favorite. He'd eat a bug.0 -
Thank you, I just feel out of my chair laughing. I've heard of going weak in the knees but who knew I could go weak in the butt and slip out of a chair. I'm not sure this is sabotage but if it impacts my ability to take my diet seriously I'll be back to blame you.
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Apparently it is "unprofessional" to leave notes saying "You are slowly killing your children" into all the Happy Meal boxes...
LOL! LOL! LOL!!!!!
Pure.... freakin........greatness!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Read this thread solely for the people I knew would post in here taking it seriously and replying in self righteous horror. I was not disappointed. Thank you MFP community.0
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Don't worry about trying to save the entire town, from unhealthy eating habits.... just worry about yourself, you can't change anyone else. It's looks like you have done great already with losing weight, stay focused on your goals and take it one day at a time.0
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the amount of people replying seriously to this post is giving me a sad
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Now my cheeks hurt.0
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You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.
Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.
Finally, someone understands! I've always had a feeling you were the only true, supportive person on this site.
The idea of suing came to me as well, but Mariska Hargitay won't return my calls. I feel like she's in on the sabotage.
Mariska Hargitay is in SVU...now go watch Law & Order and learn the names!
Reported for not realizing SVU is the only Law and Order worth watching.
Reported for not realizing it sucks ever since Elliot left. :sad:
Grissom was my favorite. He'd eat a bug.
Reported for mixing up CSI and Law and Order
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i constantly feel a mix of guilt and shame.....Feeding of the Trolls is strictly prohibited.
And if this is making fun of that 16 year old having family problems you should be ashamed.
I don't know what thread you are referring to. I'm just making fun of "SABOTAGE" in general.
I do feel ashamed though, just in general.....like....all the time. Does that help?
is it generalize shame, or is it:
"It was an actual stunning sense of ‘this specific terrible thing is specifically and terribly my fault.’” ~Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
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If you have a problem with the food that you are serving maybe you should find a new job? I hate McDonalds, but it is very unprofessional that you are pushing your beliefs onto the very customers that pay your salary. Yes, they are idiots for eating the garbage, but it's not really your place to tell them that. They will figure out their wrongdoing when they have diabetes and are paying for insulin.
Just because you are on a diet doesn't mean that everyone else has to be on a diet. I have to watch my coworkers eat fastfood every week, but I have managed to have the willpower to not inulge in their bad habits since October (go me!).
I need this for the notice board at work haha0 -
You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.
Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.
Finally, someone understands! I've always had a feeling you were the only true, supportive person on this site.
The idea of suing came to me as well, but Mariska Hargitay won't return my calls. I feel like she's in on the sabotage.
Mariska Hargitay is in SVU...now go watch Law & Order and learn the names!
Reported for not realizing SVU is the only Law and Order worth watching.
Reported for not realizing it sucks ever since Elliot left. :sad:
Grissom was my favorite. He'd eat a bug.
Grissom is CSI, Not Law & Order...so ashamed of you right now.0 -
Don't worry about trying to save the entire town, from unhealthy eating habits.... just worry about yourself, you can't change anyone else. It's looks like you have done great already with losing weight, stay focused on your goals and take it one day at a time.
Lot took that attitude .. next thing you know, the town's destroyed, his wife is a salt lick, and he's getting date-raped by his kids. Nooooo, one must worry about MUCH more than themselves.0 -
You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.
Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.
Finally, someone understands! I've always had a feeling you were the only true, supportive person on this site.
The idea of suing came to me as well, but Mariska Hargitay won't return my calls. I feel like she's in on the sabotage.
Mariska Hargitay is in SVU...now go watch Law & Order and learn the names!
Reported for not realizing SVU is the only Law and Order worth watching.
Reported for not realizing it sucks ever since Elliot left. :sad:
Grissom was my favorite. He'd eat a bug.
Reported for mixing up CSI and Law and Order
Thank you. I was all like "Who the eff is Grissom????"0 -
For some reason i was expecting to hear about torches and pitchforks when i read the title.
But this is just as bad i guess.
Are you implying I'm the town Beast? Reported.
You raaang?
I could come to your friendly neighborhood McD's and do what I do best. I like to offer support in the form of blind offers of destruction. "Smash, smash, SA-MASH!"
Also, WTG, Woot!, and LOL. Because when you're the village Beast, you can woot with abandon0 -
You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.
Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.
Finally, someone understands! I've always had a feeling you were the only true, supportive person on this site.
The idea of suing came to me as well, but Mariska Hargitay won't return my calls. I feel like she's in on the sabotage.
Mariska Hargitay is in SVU...now go watch Law & Order and learn the names!
Reported for not realizing SVU is the only Law and Order worth watching.
Reported for not realizing it sucks ever since Elliot left. :sad:
Grissom was my favorite. He'd eat a bug.
Grissom is CSI, Not Law & Order...so ashamed of you right now.
Is that the one with Dylan McDermott?0 -
You think people would be grateful for the motivational notes you're providing. Those sound so sweet.
Really you should probably sue McDonald's. I understand that they provide free food to employees. That's basically first degree murder if I remember my Law & Order episodes correctly.
Finally, someone understands! I've always had a feeling you were the only true, supportive person on this site.
The idea of suing came to me as well, but Mariska Hargitay won't return my calls. I feel like she's in on the sabotage.
Mariska Hargitay is in SVU...now go watch Law & Order and learn the names!
Reported for not realizing SVU is the only Law and Order worth watching.
Reported for not realizing it sucks ever since Elliot left. :sad:
Grissom was my favorite. He'd eat a bug.
Reported for mixing up CSI and Law and Order
Thank you. I was all like "Who the eff is Grissom????"
Reported for not even knowing who Grissom is!0
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