Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)

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  • Ramberta
    Ramberta Posts: 1,312 Member
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    I don't have any alternatives that I regularly use myself, but I have an amusing anecdote from someone else--

    At my sister's wedding, my sister's maid of honor and best friend was trying VERY hard to control her sailor mouth around the groom's very conservative parents while we were getting everything set up. So when she was frustrated with something, instead of swearing, she just got this funny smile on her face and proclaimed, "God Bless America!"

    I had to keep ducking out of sight because it made me snort every time :laugh:
  • aseymour13
    aseymour13 Posts: 767 Member
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    I used to play competitive tennis and in some tournaments, you had to be really careful.

    Fudgesicle
    Son of a Biscuit
    Schabotz
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Balls
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
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    I say "What Tha FRUIT" all the time and I have adopted Spongebob Squarepants' "Tartar Sauce!"
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,867 Member
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    This is good...I don't really have any...I just swear like the former Marine I am. I need to be more careful though..have a 3 year old and 6 month old now.
  • SlickFootAnna
    SlickFootAnna Posts: 611 Member
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    Mothertrucker.

    Cheetos

    Fudge
  • ckmama
    ckmama Posts: 1,668 Member
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    Son of a biscuit eater

    Holy Sh!take Mushroom

    If I remember to change them. I've been trying to stop using foul language as I saw a woman using them casually in conversation and to say the least it sounded very unintelligent.
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    My husband says "flippin' burgers!" lol!
  • lisabert
    lisabert Posts: 12 Member
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    Confoundit! Goll-dingit! Furreal? Unglaublich (that's German for 'unbelievable') Gotta say they ain't nothing like the real thing though...
  • crazy4lulu
    crazy4lulu Posts: 822 Member
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    SHUT THE FRONT DOOR... for son of a .....
    HOLY SHIZZLENITTZ FOR ....holy sh**
  • jcjsjones
    jcjsjones Posts: 571 Member
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    Shnikies
    Flippin
  • XLMuffnTop
    XLMuffnTop Posts: 76 Member
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    I don't use alternatives. I don't see the point in saying "shoot" instead of the four letter version. All you're doing is changing a few vowels but the intent is still there. Who decides which words are "bad?" Just seems silly.
  • zombiesama
    zombiesama Posts: 755 Member
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    Cotton-headed ninny muggins.
  • madworld1
    madworld1 Posts: 524
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    I don't really use alternatives-I would feel kind of nerdy. There was a show that I had to quit watching because they kept saying "Frack." It drove me nuts. I pretty much remain uncensored. But, I do use "freak" when I'm am around people that don't approve of that language.
  • SwimFan1981
    SwimFan1981 Posts: 1,430 Member
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    Cotton-headed ninny muggins.


    :noway:
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    SON OF A BISCUIT!

    This!!!

    And Horse Hockey ( from Col. Potter/MASH)
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    Instead of the F word I often say "folly" I'm not sure how this happened.

    But the kids know "folly" is bad and ask what's wrong when I say it.
  • crystalbrooke93
    crystalbrooke93 Posts: 4
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    "Frick!" a la Elliot from Scrubs
    "Son of a Hoo-Hah!"
    "Poo!"
  • GainsAndGuitars
    GainsAndGuitars Posts: 74
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    Fudge. As in "I fuged up". Also: poopysticks.
  • NotSoBigNeil
    NotSoBigNeil Posts: 215 Member
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    Shmiggles.. Proper bo I tell thee

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