Your swear alternatives (no real profanity, please)
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FUDGE!
For Frick's Sake.
AhhhH! MOTHER SUCKER!
Sometimes, if I'm really upset, I'll say: SMURF!0 -
FFFFFor crying out loud!! :laugh:0
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I am absolutely USELESS at censoring myself.
My husband likes to remind me one time when I was trying to limit my cursing, I had dropped something and said "f**k" which I then followed up with "s**t" because I cursed to which I yelled "GODDAMN IT" after because I cursed again.
My favorite swear alternative is 'Nutbunnies'.0 -
OH! I forgot LINT LICKER!
love those Orbitz commercials
Those never got old!0 -
Not sure how to spell this, but if something is just a giant mess, and I don't want to actually cuss, it comes out as "cluster-foo-gay-zee".
Examples: The line to get into Best Buy on Black Friday is a cluster foogayzee. That traffic jam is a horrible cluster foogayzee, I'd like to avoid it. Lindsay Lohan is a cluster foogayzee.0 -
Did anyone say "motherhugger" yet? No? Motherhugger.0
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cheese and rice
frick
fricken
friggen
gosh dang it
crap
holy crap0 -
Aw poop.
Doggone it.
Dang it.
Aw nuts.
Fudgesicles
Shoot
Heck
Rats
You must be really itchy with a B.
I have kids...the list just goes on and on and on.0 -
Mother of Pearl!
Frak! (though I got it from Veronica Mars, NOT Battlestar Galactica)
Gorram! (which I did get from Firefly)
Frikenfraken.
Boogerschnoogie (which I got from Home Improvement when Randy was trying to offer a girl a Sugar Cookie).
And then of course the Dang it!, dagnabit!, etc.
All of them make my husband laugh though.0 -
Oh and wench when I mean a "b".0
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I have tourette's, so I say anything I please and people give me a pass.
I actually don't have Coprolalia (the component of tourette's that makes you say uncontrolled things) but don't tell anyone.0 -
Crubbish
Flippin Nora or flippin eck
Oh bottoms0 -
My favourite is to call people barstools when I'm mad at them0
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I'm totally uncensored, which provides my kids with many opportunities to point out my hypocrisy during football season.0
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I'm totally uncensored, which provides my kids with many opportunities to point out my hypocrisy during football season.
Yeah, I can't watch sporting events around my kids. My profanity filter gets overloaded within the first 10 minutes usually & then it's all downhill from there, LOL!0 -
Shut the front door!!0
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I have tourette's, so I say anything I please and people give me a pass.
I actually don't have Coprolalia (the component of tourette's that makes you say uncontrolled things) but don't tell anyone.
Hahahaha!! :laugh:0 -
Son of a biscuit eating hooker.0
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Sugar
Pants
Flippin heck
Bloomin heck0 -
We started making the older boys say holy potato around the 4yr old.0
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