How to flirt on MFP

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  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
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    Here's the surefire ways for guys. Girls love,

    Animal lovers who have cute puppies
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    Well dressed men
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    Men not afraid to get dirty
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    and Men in Kilts
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    As you read this there are also women reading this whilst removing their panties without even realizing it.

    your welcome
    omg! Where are my panties?!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    "hey gurl, you look good for 99, what are you wearing?"

    or junk pics...

    :noway:

    Julie, you look good for 29........

    :flowerforyou:
  • rockangel8907
    rockangel8907 Posts: 429 Member
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    I like to start with this winner of a line, "I'd like to dip you in cheese and spread you on a ritz cracker
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    I wish I knew how to paste .gif's in here cuz I'd put one of someone laughing hysterically right here.

    For now, this is the best I can do...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmother of god you have a sexy body.... how did i do?!

    Never reference God. How do you know she's not atheist?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

    true story! This has happened to me.... sad sad lonely junk of someone who probably shouldn't be so proud to throw their junk out there to a complete stranger...

    It's like fishing, you throw your bait out there in the lake, and see which fish come by for a nibble. You probably won't see a lot of response, so you just sit back and drink beer. Eventually, you wil lcome across someone desperate enough to take the hook.

    And then what? Take em home & mount them on your wall?

    Nope. Duct tape to the water heater. Have you never followed my posts?
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
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    Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?

    I wish I knew how to paste .gif's in here cuz I'd put one of someone laughing hysterically right here.

    For now, this is the best I can do...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmother of god you have a sexy body.... how did i do?!

    Never reference God. How do you know she's not atheist?

    i follow it up with a line like i don't even believe in god but you just changed my mind ;)
  • __stacyb
    __stacyb Posts: 306
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    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

    perfect! this is someone who knows how to flirt!
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    1) Enter date/rate/hump/celebrity look alike thread

    2) date/rate/hump/angelie jolie everyone

    3) Watch the FR roll in and choose your prey

    I read date/rate as date rape

    Not sure if need glasses or freudian slip

    That works too. I'm sure there's a thread.
  • WhoTheHellIsBen
    WhoTheHellIsBen Posts: 1,238 Member
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    Here's the surefire ways for guys. Girls love,

    Animal lovers who have cute puppies
    IMAG0259_zpsf82a99e4.jpg

    Well dressed men
    IMAG0098_zpsae45db04.jpg

    Men not afraid to get dirty
    429775_402108906521940_657978774_n_zps7fa21464.jpg

    and Men in Kilts
    IMAG0465_zps1267e683.jpg


    As you read this there are also women reading this whilst removing their panties without even realizing it.

    your welcome
    omg! Where are my panties?!

    Check the floor by my bed hottie
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Sadly, the creepers I get seem to be 10 plus years older than myself, married or in a relationship, and messaging my inbox about my hair/eyes/pics (insert random compliment about my physical self here). When you call them on their ****, they backpeddle and say "I didn't mean it that way..jeez, can't you take a compliment?". Make no mistake boys. We know there is an agenda behind those "compliments". If you want to flirt, be direct. Just ask "are you single" or something like that. Oh, and a note to the attached men. It is never appropriate to send random women online random compliments about their body and expect us to think it's "JUST A COMPLIMENT" come on now. Would your wife/gf be OK with you sending random compliments about some strange girls *kitten* online? How would YOu feel if she was doing the same to random guys online. Would you think it's "and innocent compliment"?

    Hey. If she's jealous, she can get her own girlfriend.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    offer to help them in finding a low calorie, no carb, protein/vitamin E rich all day sucker. And when they get excited BAM! hit em with the junk pic!

    ^^^^ LOVE THIS!!! :laugh:

    Then I love you

    would bang...<snort>
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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    I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.

    You got to be a little more direct Coy girl!

    Straight up vag pics. Close up, all burger.

    How YOU doin'?

    Sometimes I just send sideways extreme close ups of my dinner. They never catch on
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,735 Member
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    simple... puppies.

    works in real life, works on the interwebz.

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  • teamdj1
    teamdj1 Posts: 265 Member
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    ♥~√v”^√~√v^√v’^~√♥ anyone wanna go on a virtual walk on the beach? :flowerforyou:
  • av8artist
    av8artist Posts: 46
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    what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".
  • zombilishious
    zombilishious Posts: 1,250 Member
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    Here's the surefire ways for guys. Girls love,

    Animal lovers who have cute puppies
    IMAG0259_zpsf82a99e4.jpg

    Well dressed men
    IMAG0098_zpsae45db04.jpg

    Men not afraid to get dirty
    429775_402108906521940_657978774_n_zps7fa21464.jpg

    and Men in Kilts
    IMAG0465_zps1267e683.jpg


    As you read this there are also women reading this whilst removing their panties without even realizing it.

    your welcome
    omg! Where are my panties?!

    Check the floor by my bed hottie

    Ben's the man...show me to the bed...:tongue:
  • jbutterflye
    jbutterflye Posts: 1,914 Member
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    I just inbox them a pic of my junk and go from there. It's a great way to break the ice

    true story! This has happened to me.... sad sad lonely junk of someone who probably shouldn't be so proud to throw their junk out there to a complete stranger...

    It's like fishing, you throw your bait out there in the lake, and see which fish come by for a nibble. You probably won't see a lot of response, so you just sit back and drink beer. Eventually, you wil lcome across someone desperate enough to take the hook.

    And then what? Take em home & mount them on your wall?

    Nope. Duct tape to the water heater. Have you never followed my posts?

    ONS
  • twelfty
    twelfty Posts: 576 Member
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    what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".

    people just assume it's nothing
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    "hey gurl, you look good for 99, what are you wearing?"

    or junk pics...

    :noway:

    Julie, you look good for 29........

    :flowerforyou:

    Would definately bang!! muwah!

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