How to flirt on MFP
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Women need food,water and compliments. FACT.
This is true! Tell my husband that.0 -
Some of you are just downright rude and vulgar. Take a break!
Heh...You ain't seen nothin' yet.
♪♫b-b-b-baby you just ain't seeeen nuthin' yet. Here's somthin', here's somthin' you never will forget, b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seeen nu-nuthin' yet...♫♪
EARWORM!
damn you0 -
You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.
^Would bang0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
ah, the birth of internet flirting: A/S/L
Except my time was even BEFORE webcams existed. LOL.
Sadly me too. Groups. That was the way back then.... Newsgroups. Actually, I predate that with the old dial-up bulletin boards. *old*
Yay! I don't feel so alone now...haha...0 -
You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.
^Would bang
^^Mcbwhitney.....are you training to be a gargoyle? Looks like you got the perching thing down :P0 -
what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".
Apparently not needed with the introduction of webcams...lol...0 -
what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".
LMAO. I still ask this question. It's important to know so I can build a proper scene in my mind...........before I molest you in my thoughts.
#dontbeafraid0 -
wow this thread is so not what i expected0
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Just beware of the trouser snakes, they're everywhere.
:sad: you get trouser snakes, geeze I always end up getting trouser worms. I am going to go sit in the corner and cry now.0 -
If you want to be flirted with on here - show 'em your boobs. Or your butt. This works in real-life as well.
Nope if you post pictures of your booty on mfp the mods get cranky and send you nice little emails explaining how doing so is against the rules.0 -
Can all of you please slow down! I'm trying to take notes...0
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Can all of you please slow down! I'm trying to take notes...
You should be able to keep up by now..0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
I wish I knew how to paste .gif's in here cuz I'd put one of someone laughing hysterically right here.
For now, this is the best I can do...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
mmmmmmmmmmmmother of god you have a sexy body.... how did i do?!
You did great! I even trolled your profile a little... :blushing:0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
Try irc and/or usenet. I've been trolling for Internet poon for over 20 years now. :bigsmile:0 -
Flirting on MFP is as easy as asking people to send pictures in their underwear to track their progress. (this also ensures future pictures of strangers in underwear...try it! :smokin: )
It's also a good idea to send messages saying things like, you don't look that fat in your profile picture, can I get a fbs? (ya know-full body shot...:devil: )
And, if that doesn't work. Stalk them in the message boards and vehemently agree with whatever they say. Everybody loves a yes man and they will fall hopelessly, head over heals, in love with you.
I am sorry... but no one wants to see a pic of me in my underwear... LMAO... This post made me giggle.
Without the underwear is an entirely different story.0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
Aren't you sweet. Bless your heart.0 -
I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.
How YOU doin'?0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin
How did you find me before I made a post in here? Is it that obvious?????0 -
Here's the surefire ways for guys. Girls love,
Animal lovers who have cute puppies
Well dressed men
Men not afraid to get dirty
and Men in Kilts
As you read this there are also women reading this whilst removing their panties without even realizing it.
your welcome
And this is why I like to creep on Ben..err...I mean...be friends with him..yeah..that's it...:flowerforyou:0 -
wow this thread is so not what i expected
Must be new to the chit chat board0
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