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How to flirt on MFP
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I'll take 100% of what you got.You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.0 -
As far as giving women random compliments:
1) I am married
2) I love my wife (25 years in September)
3) I love women
4) As an artist/photographer... most look better clothed
5) As a photographer, I love photographs... which may induce me to fire off a compliment.
6) I have never and will never send a suggestive photo of anything attached to my body, to anyone, not even a sext to my wife.
7) I do like to flirt, and try not to express anything misleading.
8) My wife DOES understand me :-)
I love how you list that you are married and then later you list that you love your wife. Distinctions are so very important.0 -
The fact that you as you say "suck" makes you a pro at flirting!
its all in the phrasing :blushing:0 -
Women need food,water and compliments. FACT.
This is true! Tell my husband that.0 -
Hi All,
i'm doing a uni project on my fitness pal and similar applications, would be great if a few of you users could answer my very short survey. Thanks!
http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/RP9MYPY0 -
make sure you log all this popcorn in your food diary...I mean that is what MFP is for right..... :noway:0 -
Heh...You ain't seen nothin' yet.
♪♫b-b-b-baby you just ain't seeeen nuthin' yet. Here's somthin', here's somthin' you never will forget, b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seeen nu-nuthin' yet...♫♪
EARWORM!0 -
HEY now! don't hate on your man unless you're lying next to me in bed....
This is true! Tell my husband that.
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♪♫b-b-b-baby you just ain't seeeen nuthin' yet. Here's somthin', here's somthin' you never will forget, b-b-b-baby, you just ain't seeen nu-nuthin' yet...♫♪
EARWORM!
damn you
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You pretty much say everything that 99% of people would never say in real life. I love being a 1 percenter.
^Would bang0 -
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Sadly me too. Groups. That was the way back then.... Newsgroups. Actually, I predate that with the old dial-up bulletin boards. *old*
Yay! I don't feel so alone now...haha...0 -
^Would bang
^^Mcbwhitney.....are you training to be a gargoyle? Looks like you got the perching thing down :P0 -
what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".
Apparently not needed with the introduction of webcams...lol...0 -
what ever happen to that old stand-by "What are you wearing right now".
LMAO. I still ask this question. It's important to know so I can build a proper scene in my mind...........before I molest you in my thoughts.
#dontbeafraid0 -
wow this thread is so not what i expected0
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Just beware of the trouser snakes, they're everywhere.
:sad: you get trouser snakes, geeze I always end up getting trouser worms. I am going to go sit in the corner and cry now.0 -
If you want to be flirted with on here - show 'em your boobs. Or your butt. This works in real-life as well.
Nope if you post pictures of your booty on mfp the mods get cranky and send you nice little emails explaining how doing so is against the rules.0 -
Can all of you please slow down! I'm trying to take notes...0
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Can all of you please slow down! I'm trying to take notes...
You should be able to keep up by now..0 -
mmmmmmmmmmmmother of god you have a sexy body.... how did i do?!
You did great! I even trolled your profile a little... :blushing:0 -
I feel so old. I never did the whole "You got skype?
It was always on MSN/AOL or a Chatroom...
Hi asl?
17 f uk. U?
20 m CA. U got webcam?
Awe... I miss those days.
Try irc and/or usenet. I've been trolling for Internet poon for over 20 years now. :bigsmile:0 -
I am sorry... but no one wants to see a pic of me in my underwear... LMAO... This post made me giggle.
Without the underwear is an entirely different story. 0 -
Men, how about simply be a gentleman to the ladies? Truthfully, what ever happened to treating them with respect, dignity, and conducting yourself in a chivalrous manner? Just saying?
Aren't you sweet. Bless your heart.0 -
I inbox them photos of my boobs from every angle so they can decide immediately if I'm worth their time.
How YOU doin'?0 -
I just found the guy in this thread who doesn't get laid. Just sayin
How did you find me before I made a post in here? Is it that obvious?????0 -
Here's the surefire ways for guys. Girls love,
Animal lovers who have cute puppies
Well dressed men
Men not afraid to get dirty
and Men in Kilts
As you read this there are also women reading this whilst removing their panties without even realizing it.
your welcome
And this is why I like to creep on Ben..err...I mean...be friends with him..yeah..that's it...:flowerforyou: 0 -
wow this thread is so not what i expected
Must be new to the chit chat board0 -
Thats easy...I whip out my manhood. The ladies love it since I am hung like a humming Bird
That's my game. Once they stop laughing, the pity factor sets in, and they're all like, "I'm so sorry I laughed, what can I do to make it up to you."
Small wang? Don't care, had pity sex. :laugh:0
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