How to flirt on MFP

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  • actingnurse1
    actingnurse1 Posts: 153 Member
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    I'm still confused.. do I send her a pic of my boobs or my junk?
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    I'm still confused.. do I send her a pic of my boobs or my junk?

    Yes.
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
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    misuse grammer...... you have a flood of ppls attention :)

    Wut dats crazy...

    it works :)

    sure does.. especially when you spell grammar wrong.. or lose, loose, loss ... their, there, they're ... Im totally LOL'ing here. :laugh: :wink: :drinker:
  • kmorg22
    kmorg22 Posts: 180
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    misuse grammer...... you have a flood of ppls attention :)

    Wut dats crazy...

    it works :)

    sure does.. especially when you spell grammar wrong.. or lose, loose, their, there, they're ... Im totally LOL'ing here. :laugh: :wink: :drinker:

    :drinker:
  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
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    I'm still confused.. do I send her a pic of my boobs or my junk?

    Yes.

    ^^this
  • actingnurse1
    actingnurse1 Posts: 153 Member
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    So if I do both then I can't go wrong :) SCORE!
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
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    Usually I get to flirt with girls that like guys without a head

    Err

    The one that is more north
  • BootCampC
    BootCampC Posts: 689 Member
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    this is both funny and ridiculous .. if you dont know you are being flirted stay under your rock
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    Reported this thread for no actual advice and I have received no FR or junk pics. I am the disappoint.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    What I learned today !!
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
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    it has been reported that my junk is impressive
  • pacosal
    pacosal Posts: 107 Member
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    funny stuff!!!
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
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    Go find a picture of a Victoria's Secret model and use it as your profile pic
  • YourGirl_Tina
    YourGirl_Tina Posts: 962 Member
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    Usually I get to flirt with girls that like guys without a head

    Err

    The one that is more north


    HAHAHAHA I'm dieing here!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    How to flirt on MFP

    and in real life.

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    ponytails are big on this site. search old threads.

    also thinking is highly prized.

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  • TC1728
    TC1728 Posts: 264 Member
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    I have had sucess flirting by sending a heat felt message cmplimenting a person's weight loss success or complimenting their beautiful profile picture..........along with a picture of my junk. Or someone else's junk or boobs.
  • foxro
    foxro Posts: 793 Member
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    it has been reported that my junk is impressive

    No offense, but most men think their junk is "impressive". I'm a nurse. I've touched and seen more penis' than a cheap prostitute. They are not all that different. To tell you the truth, the only one that MATTERS is the one that is attached to the man that wins your heart. It's the man attached that matters, not the junk it'self.

    So...So....our junk is just....attached ? attached ? like with velcro or something ??? like you're a nurse .... you know....it's attached ? ...does that mean it can come off ???? OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Nobody ever flirts with me with gum...
  • mbajrami
    mbajrami Posts: 636 Member
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    it has been reported that my junk is impressive

    VERY

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