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    • Posts: 22,511 Member
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      In for Pop Tart cleanse.

      I've been doing a pop tart cleanse all this time without knowing it! I guess THAT'S the reason for my success!!!
    • Posts: 319 Member
      I agree with Amyrhubarb. Don't need a bonfire butt.
    • Posts: 103 Member
      After reading countless threads on the message boards, i have come to realize that my body is just teeming with toxins. Therefore, my only option is to start the 14 day Clorox Cleanse. You can only have 8 glasses of Clorox bleach mixed with Tabasco sauce and kumquat juice for 2 weeks. And it's recommended that you crush up and snort 1 Ex-Lax pill right before bed. Who wants to do it with me? If you try to debunk this miracle cleanse/diet that makes you un-supportive and mean. ;-}

      (yes, this is a joke)
    • Posts: 10,750 Member
      In for a pop tart cleanse :drinker:

      Defo not the clorox cleanse















      I hate tabasco :noway: :laugh: :laugh:
    • Posts: 33 Member
      I did it for 19 days and lost maybe 3pounds. No nutrients going in and I am guessing my body was in starvation mode and holding on to my fat for dear life. It's actually better to put in as much cayenne pepper as you can handle.

      So you do the salt water flush in the morning which makes you go to the bathroom and then drink as much as you can. It's better to drink more then 6-7 glasses a day and at night the herbal teas. At first it was disgusting but you get used to it. I would drink like 10 or 11 a day. I loved licking the measuring spoon after I poured the maple syrup in. Make sure you get the right kind of grade maple syrup. I found it at a local health store.

      I felt fine on it and I actually had energy, but I had major food cravings. So if there really are benefits from it and it does clean the body out I hope I got them but weightloss wasn't one of them.
    • Posts: 33 Member
      Was reading through the posts. I was oing it to cleanse myself. My boyfriend wanted to try it so we did it together. Also about the posts, we should all help each other here and pass around info if we can. What is up with being odd and not helping others out? We are all on here forthe same reason. Our health.
    • Posts: 2,848 Member
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      Why would you need to lubricate...
      OMG where do you put those???

      The only way to do the pop tart cleanse correctly is to layer the ingredients for the cleanse and then ingest them. Ice cream for lubrication is fine, but certainly not mandatory. It can help with the speed in which the cleanse will take effect.
    • Posts: 4,052 Member
      Was reading through the posts. I was oing it to cleanse myself. My boyfriend wanted to try it so we did it together. Also about the posts, we should all help each other here and pass around info if we can. What is up with being odd and not helping others out? We are all on here forthe same reason. Our health.

      Which is why many of us do not support unhealthy, dangerous, or ineffective weight loss treatments.
    • Posts: 22,511 Member
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      The only way to do the pop tart cleanse correctly is to layer the ingredients for the cleanse and then ingest them. Ice cream for lubrication is fine, but certainly not mandatory. It can help with the speed in which the cleanse will take effect.

      wait, so, it just needs to be layered? Will this get rid of toxinz for me?
      mother-teresa-grilled-cheese.jpg
    • Posts: 2,848 Member
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      wait, so, it just needs to be layered? Will this get rid of toxinz for me?
      mother-teresa-grilled-cheese.jpg

      That is a thing of beauty. A work of art. :drinker: What kind of pop tart is that????
    • Posts: 12,589 Member
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      wait, so, it just needs to be layered? Will this get rid of toxinz for me?
      mother-teresa-grilled-cheese.jpg

      Mind. Blown. :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1,325 Member
      Bacon, apple, and brie on brown sugar cinnamon? Tell me I'm right, because I have those Pop Tarts, and I CAN GET THE REST!!!!!!
    • Posts: 2,848 Member
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      Mind. Blown. :flowerforyou:

      Yes, but are all the toxins gone????

      ETA: I love that little corner perched on top of the whole cleanse tart.
    • Posts: 186 Member
      I appreciate everyone's concern but, I am going to do it either way. If I was nursing my two month old baby, I would not be doing a cleanse- no, I'm no longer breastfeeding.
      There are benefits and yes there are side effects. I am willing to do the cleanse that my doctor told me about and I am excited for it.

      Go for it :) It's always nice to get a jump start to motivate yourself.
    • Posts: 22,511 Member
      Bacon, apple, and brie on brown sugar cinnamon? Tell me I'm right, because I have those Pop Tarts, and I CAN GET THE REST!!!!!!

      yes but it all has to be organic/free range for the toxins.

      So if you find where they raise free range pop tarts, let me know.
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
      Sorry I'm late.

      My answer is:

      I think this is a really bad idea...for anyone to do...for any reason...ever.
    • Posts: 1,325 Member
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      yes but it all has to be organic/free range for the toxins.

      So if you find where they raise free range pop tarts, let me know.
      Toxinz will die of embarrassment in the presence of such incredible greatness. Off to the store--I most definitely need this cleanse.
    • Posts: 872 Member
      When I saw this title I thought it was a joke, sounds like the OP is serious - has anyone just told her NO?? :noway:
    • Posts: 12,344 Member
      how can I put this nicely....

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      Totally off subject...but this gif crack me up. EVERY. TIME.
    • Posts: 16,947 Member
      wait, so, it just needs to be layered? Will this get rid of toxinz for me?
      mother-teresa-grilled-cheese.jpg

      WANT
    • Posts: 2,848 Member
      There is a free range pop tart farm near me. I guess I've been blind in not getting mine there. They're so much more expensive. :cry:
    • Posts: 22,511 Member

      Yes, but are all the toxins gone????

      ETA: I love that little corner perched on top of the whole cleanse tart.


      Waste a corner? Blasphemy. Ain't nobody got time for that.
    • Posts: 2,848 Member
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      Waste a corner? Blasphemy. Ain't nobody got time for that.

      My point exactly. TBH - the corners and sides are my favorite part. The filling is secondary.
    • Posts: 10,750 Member
      When I saw this title I thought it was a joke, sounds like the OP is serious - has anyone just told her NO?? :noway:

      Yeah, and then we all got blasted to hell, told how we were mean and trolls and parasites. So we gave up and made the thread about pop tarts instead. :laugh:
    • Posts: 1,325 Member
      When I saw this title I thought it was a joke, sounds like the OP is serious - has anyone just told her NO?? :noway:
      At least a dozen times...on the first page of this thread alone.
    • Posts: 12,589 Member

      Mind. Blown. :flowerforyou:
      Yes, but are all the toxins gone????

      ETA: I love that little corner perched on top of the whole cleanse tart.

      You might need 2.
    • Posts: 10,750 Member
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      WANT

      Because it needs repeating :drinker:
    • Posts: 8,138 Member
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      Which is why many of us do not support unhealthy, dangerous, or ineffective weight loss treatments.

      Exactly. By telling people they are doing something silly, we ARE helping. It would be unhelpful to just not care.
    • Posts: 12,589 Member
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      Yeah, and then we all got blasted to hell, told how we were mean and trolls and parasites. So we gave up and made the thread about pop tarts instead. :laugh:

      Seems legit.
    • Posts: 189 Member
      I personally refuse to do anything to my body that would actually induce diarrhea-- especially in conjunction with cayenne pepper-- are you kidding!?
      In all seriousness though-- you are just as good off getting a stomach bug-- you can lose 5 lbs in a day (all water), but then you get it all back when you rehydrate, so whats the point?
      If you try this cleanse, hope it goes well, but I agree with most of the people commenting here that it is unsafe... Be well young lady...
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