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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)

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  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    Ice Cream

    Why does my shoulder hurt?
  • MPH2
    MPH2 Posts: 36 Member
    From carrying that monkey on your back.

    What another word for synonym?
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    goulash


    Where's Waldos Mother?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    under the kitchen sink

    Why is purple called "purple"
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    So it rhymes with nurple.

    I also think Waldo's mother is in protective custody.

    Why does the work week start on Monday?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    Cause my boss is an idiot slave driver

    Why do smokers get to take frequent breaks, but the rest of us don't?
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    because their heads will explode if they don't get their smokes

    How exactly do you stick it to "the man?"
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    This is a PG Rated site!!!!




    Why do the English drive on the opposite side of the road?
  • Jeansattic
    Jeansattic Posts: 11
    ....Because it's there.

    Why do Goats say..."BAH, AHH_AHH" ?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    Because it would be too confusing if they said Moo

    Why do people overeat?
  • genann
    genann Posts: 236
    Because we just LOVE having to lose all the weight we gain from it.....

    Why do boiled eggs smell?
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
    to make people wonder "who cut the cheese?" :laugh:

    Why do things happen in 3's and 7's?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Because of Artificial Insemination



    Which came first the chicken or the egg?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    The Chicken

    In "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear - Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair - Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he" What happened to his hair?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    He had to shave it off after losing a bet.

    Why does the sun rise in the east?
  • mcbeth
    mcbeth Posts: 53 Member
    Because that what Garman told it to do

    Why do Mondays Suck?
  • firegirlred
    firegirlred Posts: 674 Member
    Because they drive the vacuum cleaner.

    Why is the sky blue?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Beause smurfs live here

    Why was papa smurf the only one to wear a red had and red pants?
  • danazsweet
    danazsweet Posts: 52
    Because he's really Santa Claus.

    Why must fools fall in love?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    To give the rest of us something to gossip about.

    What is the "new car" smell exactly
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    PEE #5 Or some other too long chemical


    Why do clocks chime?
  • victorianjewel
    victorianjewel Posts: 759
    Because they can't "tock"

    Why is velcro sticky?
  • lalonzo
    lalonzo Posts: 557
    Cuz people forgot how to sew buttons

    Why doesn't pink panther ever talk?
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    Because he has nothing to say

    Why do I have a headache?
  • Behavior_Modification
    Behavior_Modification Posts: 24,482 Member
    Because he once said the wrong thing to the wrong person and they cut out his tongue.


    Edit: You have a headache because you thought way too hard about the pink panther question.


    Why is it that I'm always so tired on rainy days?
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    Your clothes get wet and it weighs you down.



    Why does PMS make you crave every stinking bad thing in the world?
  • immacookie
    immacookie Posts: 7,424 Member
    To save your energy for when you CAN go outside :flowerforyou:

    Because Aunt Flo is a beyotch :mad:


    Why is red stop and green go?
  • cdsledge09
    cdsledge09 Posts: 167 Member
    Because someone left the lights on.


    Why do birds sing?
  • pressica
    pressica Posts: 361
    To help attract their mates.

    Why won't my ears stop ringing?
  • karlowe
    karlowe Posts: 92 Member
    cause their wittle legs are too short to dance.:laugh:

    Why cant chocolate be good for you and water bad?:devil:
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