Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. (Game) :)
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Ice Cream
Why does my shoulder hurt?0 -
From carrying that monkey on your back.
What another word for synonym?0 -
goulash
Where's Waldos Mother?0 -
under the kitchen sink
Why is purple called "purple"0 -
So it rhymes with nurple.
I also think Waldo's mother is in protective custody.
Why does the work week start on Monday?0 -
Cause my boss is an idiot slave driver
Why do smokers get to take frequent breaks, but the rest of us don't?0 -
because their heads will explode if they don't get their smokes
How exactly do you stick it to "the man?"0 -
This is a PG Rated site!!!!
Why do the English drive on the opposite side of the road?0 -
....Because it's there.
Why do Goats say..."BAH, AHH_AHH" ?0 -
Because it would be too confusing if they said Moo
Why do people overeat?0 -
Because we just LOVE having to lose all the weight we gain from it.....
Why do boiled eggs smell?0 -
to make people wonder "who cut the cheese?" :laugh:
Why do things happen in 3's and 7's?0 -
Because of Artificial Insemination
Which came first the chicken or the egg?0 -
The Chicken
In "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear - Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair - Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he" What happened to his hair?0 -
He had to shave it off after losing a bet.
Why does the sun rise in the east?0 -
Because that what Garman told it to do
Why do Mondays Suck?0 -
Because they drive the vacuum cleaner.
Why is the sky blue?0 -
Beause smurfs live here
Why was papa smurf the only one to wear a red had and red pants?0 -
Because he's really Santa Claus.
Why must fools fall in love?0 -
To give the rest of us something to gossip about.
What is the "new car" smell exactly0 -
PEE #5 Or some other too long chemical
Why do clocks chime?0 -
Because they can't "tock"
Why is velcro sticky?0 -
Cuz people forgot how to sew buttons
Why doesn't pink panther ever talk?0 -
Because he has nothing to say
Why do I have a headache?0 -
Because he once said the wrong thing to the wrong person and they cut out his tongue.
Edit: You have a headache because you thought way too hard about the pink panther question.
Why is it that I'm always so tired on rainy days?0 -
Your clothes get wet and it weighs you down.
Why does PMS make you crave every stinking bad thing in the world?0 -
To save your energy for when you CAN go outside :flowerforyou:
Because Aunt Flo is a beyotch :mad:
Why is red stop and green go?0 -
Because someone left the lights on.
Why do birds sing?0 -
To help attract their mates.
Why won't my ears stop ringing?0 -
cause their wittle legs are too short to dance.:laugh:
Why cant chocolate be good for you and water bad?:devil:0
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