Men Only - No ladies please - sensitive information here

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  • mssgeni
    mssgeni Posts: 83 Member
    Tehee.
  • CrazyTrackLady
    CrazyTrackLady Posts: 1,337 Member
    Darn...I was hoping to read a thread about power tools, beer and scratching oneself. And this is what I get?

    MORE TOOLS LESS WOOD!
  • rosiereally2
    rosiereally2 Posts: 539 Member
    A pound of wood weighs more than a pound of fat.
  • mrshoneydew
    mrshoneydew Posts: 253

    Jeesh. Like moths to a flame. I don't want you ladies talking about my morning wood. Have you ever heard the group Morningwood BTW?
    I've met the singer Chantal Claret and have talked to her online quite a few times. Her husband is the lead singer of MSI who I have also met.
    Music geek here. And female, sorry, lol!

    Also....the answer is it's urine weight.
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member

    Jeesh. Like moths to a flame. I don't want you ladies talking about my morning wood. Have you ever heard the group Morningwood BTW?
    I've met the singer Chantal Claret and have talked to her online quite a few times. Her husband is the lead singer of MSI who I have also met.
    Music geek here. And female, sorry, lol!

    Also....the answer is it's urine weight.

    LOLLLOLLLOL. You didn't find this thread searching for "urine", did you?

    I love MSI. Will have to check out Morningwood.
  • mrshoneydew
    mrshoneydew Posts: 253

    Jeesh. Like moths to a flame. I don't want you ladies talking about my morning wood. Have you ever heard the group Morningwood BTW?
    I've met the singer Chantal Claret and have talked to her online quite a few times. Her husband is the lead singer of MSI who I have also met.
    Music geek here. And female, sorry, lol!

    Also....the answer is it's urine weight.

    LOLLLOLLLOL. You didn't find this thread searching for "urine", did you?

    I love MSI. Will have to check out Morningwood.
    Yep. And I'm nosey. :wink:
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    That's better.
  • youcantfoolme
    youcantfoolme Posts: 79 Member
    ROTFLMAO!
  • overbaughs
    overbaughs Posts: 18
    Female here.

    I think I just lost a pound crying, from laughing so hard at all the awesome comments! Thanks for a great Friday night!
  • youcantfoolme
    youcantfoolme Posts: 79 Member
    It shouldn't change your overall weight until you relieve yourself. But, depending on the size, it can create some balance problems, making you front heavy, causing the scale to be inaccurate!!!!
    THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY!
  • youcantfoolme
    youcantfoolme Posts: 79 Member
    It shouldn't change your overall weight until you relieve yourself. But, depending on the size, it can create some balance problems, making you front heavy, causing the scale to be inaccurate!!!!
    THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY!
  • FlaxMilk
    FlaxMilk Posts: 3,452 Member
    I like your optimism. :laugh:

    Maybe the kitchen scale would answer your question for sure, though.
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  • mjb1986
    mjb1986 Posts: 7 Member
    BEST. POST. EVER.

    Thanks for that.
  • mombieocalypse
    mombieocalypse Posts: 213
    I'm just surprised you would be able to see the numbers on the scale past your chub.
  • mrshoneydew
    mrshoneydew Posts: 253
    a beard, a batman shirt, and a boner......watch out ladies
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  • mrshoneydew
    mrshoneydew Posts: 253
    a beard, a batman shirt, and a boner......watch out ladies
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    Me Gusta!
  • Willowana
    Willowana Posts: 493 Member
    Well, my boobs weigh over 4lbs. each. Not....not that I've ever used my food scale for anything other than food.... :tongue:

    I think I need to start slinging those puppies on a towel rack before weighing.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Well, my boobs weigh over 4lbs. each. Not....not that I've ever used my food scale for anything other than food.... :tongue:

    I think I need to start slinging those puppies on a towel rack before weighing.

    LOL!

    I thought this would have been locked a loooong time ago.
  • Losingthedamnweight
    Losingthedamnweight Posts: 536 Member
    I would advise taking care of it, as my morning boners have given me 10 lb fluctuations. Hear that ladies? Wink wink
  • lacurandera1
    lacurandera1 Posts: 8,083 Member
    I cannot believe this didn't get shut down. Such a success. Lol.
  • CheyH92
    CheyH92 Posts: 35 Member
    Lol...Saying no ladies just makes us want to look even more!!! I was curious and it was totally worth it hahaha!! :)
  • juliana813
    juliana813 Posts: 67 Member
    hahaha :D
  • juliana813
    juliana813 Posts: 67 Member
    A pound of wood weighs more than a pound of fat.

    HAHAHAHAHA i love this
  • lina011
    lina011 Posts: 427 Member
    oh my!!! im not sure about this one:embarassed:
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    ...did someone say penis?
  • Sqeekyjojo
    Sqeekyjojo Posts: 704 Member
    Pee is water weight.... I imagine there is also a such thing as semen weight.

    Well that is another question altogether, do you count the weight you lose form ejaculation, or do you wait until you have rehydrated?

    And the calorific value of this second output is......?

    Wouldn't want to mess up my macros, you know.
  • Textmessage
    Textmessage Posts: 387 Member
    Pee is water weight.... I imagine there is also a such thing as semen weight.

    Well that is another question altogether, do you count the weight you lose form ejaculation, or do you wait until you have rehydrated?

    And the calorific value of this second output is......?


    Wouldn't want to mess up my macros, you know.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/homemade-semen-65887823
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
    Bump for friends list.
  • babydiego87
    babydiego87 Posts: 905 Member
    :laugh:
    the 1 pound chubber. Sounds like a delicious "burger" I'd love to wrap my mouth around...does it come with fries and a shake?
    the shake comes at the end...
  • Sqeekyjojo
    Sqeekyjojo Posts: 704 Member
    Pee is water weight.... I imagine there is also a such thing as semen weight.

    Well that is another question altogether, do you count the weight you lose form ejaculation, or do you wait until you have rehydrated?

    And the calorific value of this second output is......?


    Wouldn't want to mess up my macros, you know.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/calories/homemade-semen-65887823


    Bargain! All that zinc and upper body exercise must make it negative calorie food!

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