ways to annoy a fitness person

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  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    Tell them they need to put the collars on their barbell, when they're still adding weights to the bar. <happened

    Ask them the time when they're doing a timed set of double unders. <happened.
  • strikerjb007
    strikerjb007 Posts: 443 Member
    My personal favorite... someone on the forums saying that they gained weight.. then everyone jumping and saying: "IT MUST BE WATER, OR IT MUST BE MUSCLE..." No, it's that burger you ate!!! Most people that claim that are just gaining fat.

    Another one is people who say: "I work hard exercising, I deserve these fries." Yeah, once in a while, but if your feed has that comment 4-6 times a week, you have an issue.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    Make up your own exercise

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  • TehNoms
    TehNoms Posts: 86 Member
    You have cut soda out of your diet but still drink sweet tea.
  • agggie550
    agggie550 Posts: 281 Member
    Tell them that its okay to eat 12 cupcakes and have 4 beers because you are still under your calories for the day, and tell them that it is stupid to worry about eating healthy and having a well balanced meal plan.
  • KarenJanine
    KarenJanine Posts: 3,497 Member
    Make up your own exercise

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    :laugh:
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    Make up your own exercise

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    Or...

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  • tonytoo
    tonytoo Posts: 307
    I can eat whatever I want, i'm not on a diet! I just don't WANT to eat that crap food you are offering.

    ha ha ha! yes!
  • bumblebums
    bumblebums Posts: 2,181 Member
    Tell them, "oh, you're so lucky you are skinny!"
  • alpine1994
    alpine1994 Posts: 1,915 Member
    Ask them for weight loss advice while driving to Subway with them, then proceed to tell them that "moderation doesn't work for me. I only do low carb but I'm not losing weight because I'm always too tired to exercise" and then order a steak and cheese footlong and 2 cookies from Subway.
  • MrGonzo05
    MrGonzo05 Posts: 1,120 Member
    Talk about the bodypump class they went to three weeks ago as strength training.
  • atb0821
    atb0821 Posts: 458 Member
    Sit there and watch them eat something healthy, then tell them they never eat because they aren't eating the pizza everyone else is.
  • kr1stadee
    kr1stadee Posts: 1,774 Member
    Invite them to your "It Works!" Body Wrap party and explain that they will lose inches in an hour!!
    Or.. show off your 3 month Body-By-Vi "results"
  • dovetail22uk
    dovetail22uk Posts: 339 Member
    Stand still on an elevator....NO HANG ON I HAVE ANNOYED MYSELF!!!

    Do you mean escalator?

    And really? That's a really low tolerance for annoyance!
  • juliegin
    juliegin Posts: 77 Member
    This!
  • mazdauk
    mazdauk Posts: 1,380 Member
    Ask how to reduce back fat/belly fat/thigh fat, especially while eating fries.

    Tell them you're on a juice fast

    Tell them carbs/dairy/meat/nuts are evil

    Be the instructor/coach:wink:
  • NakedLunchTime
    NakedLunchTime Posts: 559
    Bringing hot fresh french fries around them :laugh:
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Ask them for weight loss advice while driving to Subway with them, then proceed to tell them that "moderation doesn't work for me. I only do low carb but I'm not losing weight because I'm always too tired to exercise" and then order a steak and cheese footlong and 2 cookies from Subway.

    Or, at a family BBQ, make the exact same statement, but tell everyone that you can't possibly eat an entire plate, and then proceed to "nibble" for the next 2 hours scarfing down mass quantities of anything in front of you, and then spend the next hour talking about how little you ate and complaining how you can't lose weight.
  • NakedLunchTime
    NakedLunchTime Posts: 559
    Ask them for weight loss advice while driving to Subway with them, then proceed to tell them that "moderation doesn't work for me. I only do low carb but I'm not losing weight because I'm always too tired to exercise" and then order a steak and cheese footlong and 2 cookies from Subway.

    Or, at a family BBQ, make the exact same statement, but tell everyone that you can't possibly eat an entire plate, and then proceed to "nibble" for the next 2 hours scarfing down mass quantities of anything in front of you, and then spend the next hour talking about how little you ate and complaining how you can't lose weight.

    Hahaha....oh this!
  • mazdauk
    mazdauk Posts: 1,380 Member
    Someone asking me for advice, telling me how they are tired of being out of shape. I offer advice, help them get started and then it goes for a day or maybe two.

    Worse than that, moaning then saying "but I don't have time to work out" (This is where I try not to point out that I work full time and they are part time or SAHMs:explode: )
  • PJ64
    PJ64 Posts: 866 Member
    Ask "How much ya bench?"
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    When some one says "I don't know if that would work for MEEEE." :grumble:
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    if they are trying to lose weight....

    Wow, you look like you added a few lbs.....


    if they are trying to gain weight

    wow you look like you lost some weight, you been sick?
  • BlessedMommy3x
    BlessedMommy3x Posts: 8
    Complain CONSTANTLY about being fat only when you are around them, but when invited to workout or do anything physical come up with a million excuses.

    Go on a "water fast/diet" and try to word it as anything different then starvation.

    And my ultimate favorite... Eat/net only around 300 cals a day, and make sure that you also try to "inspire" others to do the same. - my number one out peeve, making unhealthy choices and trying to convince others to do the same for quick results.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Line up a whole range of weights and kit near to some machines and if anyone goes near anything tell them you're about to do superset circuits with it all so they can't cut in. Then sit on one of the machines and use your mobile phone for half an hour.

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  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Tell them skinny is the new fit.
  • 12skipafew99100
    12skipafew99100 Posts: 1,669 Member
    Sit there and watch them eat something healthy, then tell them they never eat because they aren't eating the pizza everyone else is.

    OMGoodness, THAT is so annoying!!!!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Offer to spot them for a 1RM and then wander off/answer a phone call/start chatting someone up
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Stand in your gym locker room telling someone that you lost loads of weight taking these diet pills which you got from a genuine doctor, but you have to go their house and can only go in and buy the pills if the electric gates are open. Also, the pills make you ratty and you couldn't take them on holiday with you as the doctor told you not to leave the country with them. And hey, I have some spares, do you want to try them?

    I actually had to listen to this conversation on Monday night and so wanted to b*tch slap this girl :explode:
  • rduhlir
    rduhlir Posts: 3,550 Member
    Here is mine, and this came from my husband....

    "Honey, after we get back from vacation I am going to go visit the Shot Nurse and try that weight loss shot."

    My reaction:

    "You don't need that darn shot, you have watched me do this for 4 months now and I have lost weight and firmed areas, and I didn't do it with no gosh darn shot." The words were slightly more graphic....

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