Scratches head and thinks WTF...
Hi everybody, I thought I would write this post being inspired by other post topics such as worst weight loss advice, worst diets and well to many numerous ones to count to be honest.
I guess what I am looking for is post's and reply's that have been ridiculous, uneducated blanket statements or just plain old WTF moments where you have had to wipe the coffee off the screen of your computer after spitting it out in disbelief/shock/laughter.
Nothing too specific such as cut and paste or naming users, as we don't really want a witch burning as such, more of an illustration of how so called internet professionals are so ready to hand out advice with out considering the context in which the information is being used or applied to.
To clarify I am still quite new at the MFP thing and readily admit that I am wrong at times...and grateful when people point this out, because when you boil it down real friends will point this out so you can adjust your behavior accordingly and keep moving forward. So yes I may get butt hurt for a moment but that is preferable to a long period of ignorance and self-destructive behavior.
Now remember this is meant as an exercise for humor and education, not petty revenge for debates you feel you need closure on or an attempt to humiliate anyone.
I'll go first...
Apparently 99% of men are cheaters... WTF
Having your husband raped by a male hooker whilst handcuffed to a chair because you are leaving him is justified...WTF
Coffee or soda are a fine substitute for water...WTF
lets see if this goes anywhere 3...2...1 Let the hunger games begin!
I guess what I am looking for is post's and reply's that have been ridiculous, uneducated blanket statements or just plain old WTF moments where you have had to wipe the coffee off the screen of your computer after spitting it out in disbelief/shock/laughter.
Nothing too specific such as cut and paste or naming users, as we don't really want a witch burning as such, more of an illustration of how so called internet professionals are so ready to hand out advice with out considering the context in which the information is being used or applied to.
To clarify I am still quite new at the MFP thing and readily admit that I am wrong at times...and grateful when people point this out, because when you boil it down real friends will point this out so you can adjust your behavior accordingly and keep moving forward. So yes I may get butt hurt for a moment but that is preferable to a long period of ignorance and self-destructive behavior.
Now remember this is meant as an exercise for humor and education, not petty revenge for debates you feel you need closure on or an attempt to humiliate anyone.
I'll go first...
Apparently 99% of men are cheaters... WTF
Having your husband raped by a male hooker whilst handcuffed to a chair because you are leaving him is justified...WTF
Coffee or soda are a fine substitute for water...WTF
lets see if this goes anywhere 3...2...1 Let the hunger games begin!
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Oooh! Any pseudoscience relating to anti-vaccination riles me up. I'll stop right there!0
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You can call yourself vegetarian when you still eat fish? Fish is an animal I am pretty sure even if it swims instead of walks.0
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This is stupid. Mindless.0
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I'm with you on that one.Oooh! Any pseudoscience relating to anti-vaccination riles me up. I'll stop right there!0 -
I'm bored, so sue me.This is stupid. Mindless.0 -
bump I know there is gold in dem hills I tells ya!, but you are all probably thinking...
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You can call yourself vegetarian when you still eat fish? Fish is an animal I am pretty sure even if it swims instead of walks.
no, thats vegan.0 -
This is stupid. Mindless.
tough first day?0 -
You are NOT vegan when you eat fish! That is pescatarian. *spanks that cute butt*0
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wait... what.. your gaining? you need to eat more.... WTF?0
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You are NOT vegan when you eat fish! That is pescatarian. *spanks that cute butt*
hahaha. I like having you around.0 -
I was thinking the same thing...but she does have my number stupid and mindless hahaThis is stupid. Mindless.
tough first day?0 -
The real inspiration behind this thread...now people are going to be scratching their noodles and thinking WTFwait... what.. your gaining? you need to eat more.... WTF?0 -
wait... what.. your gaining? you need to eat more.... WTF?
The more i eat the more i loose....0 -
my favourite is vegetarians in general
there are 600 species of carniverous plants.. thats right, the food you live on, as a vegetarian, lives on meat ...
obviously the common one is venus fly trap, but there are another 599...
put that in your bamboo pipe and smoke it0 -
my favourite is vegetarians in general
there are 600 species of carniverous plants.. thats right, the food you live on, as a vegetarian, lives on meat ...
obviously the common one is venus fly trap, but there are another 599...
put that in your bamboo pipe and smoke it
hold on.... your point is??0 -
Yes I want to know the wonder filled journey of intellect this very fine individual is taking us...please tell us more!!!my favourite is vegetarians in general
there are 600 species of carniverous plants.. thats right, the food you live on, as a vegetarian, lives on meat ...
obviously the common one is venus fly trap, but there are another 599...
put that in your bamboo pipe and smoke it
hold on.... your point is??0 -
my favourite is vegetarians in general
there are 600 species of carniverous plants.. thats right, the food you live on, as a vegetarian, lives on meat ...
obviously the common one is venus fly trap, but there are another 599...
put that in your bamboo pipe and smoke it
hold on.... your point is??
this... so there are 600 species of plants that "eat meat" of the 350000 estimated species of plants the world has (excluding the fungi and the algae). Ergo, plants are carnivorous? ...0 -
wait... what.. you're gaining? you need to eat more.... WTF?
This is the one that kills me. I get the eye rolling thing going on at this point. Energy balance and whatnot. Someone creating their own energy out of nothing seems pretty incredible.0 -
wait... what.. you're gaining? you need to eat more.... WTF?
This is the one that kills me. I get the eye rolling thing going on at this point. Energy balance and whatnot. Someone creating their own energy out of nothing seems pretty incredible.
I've reached the point of
with that one. like... oh, your gaining weight, must be that caloric deficit. how the frick is that possible. either there is no deficit, infact a surplus, or you have health problems.
I don't see how that works.0 -
wait... what.. you're gaining? you need to eat more.... WTF?
This is the one that kills me. I get the eye rolling thing going on at this point. Energy balance and whatnot. Someone creating their own energy out of nothing seems pretty incredible.
You mean people don't absorb their energy from the sun?! 0_00 -
my favourite is vegetarians in general
there are 600 species of carniverous plants.. thats right, the food you live on, as a vegetarian, lives on meat ...
obviously the common one is venus fly trap, but there are another 599...
put that in your bamboo pipe and smoke it
hold on.... your point is??
this... so there are 600 species of plants that "eat meat" of the 350000 estimated species of plants the world has (excluding the fungi and the algae). Ergo, plants are carnivorous? ...
its ok... some people defy logic and the laws of physics, like gaining a stone while on a "deficit". riiiight. cause that makes sense.0 -
My favorite post in the history of posts was a reply to the question of "what happens to your fat when you lose it?" Answer was that you pee it out, it's what's in your pee when it looks oily.0
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dr. oz0
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You can call yourself vegetarian when you still eat fish? Fish is an animal I am pretty sure even if it swims instead of walks.
no, thats vegan.
Lol!
Wait ... you're kiddin, right?0 -
Yeah, no-one bothers to even look at the food diary and see that the poster either barely logs anything or doesn't weigh their food.wait... what.. you're gaining? you need to eat more.... WTF?
This is the one that kills me. I get the eye rolling thing going on at this point. Energy balance and whatnot. Someone creating their own energy out of nothing seems pretty incredible.0 -
You can call yourself vegetarian when you still eat fish? Fish is an animal I am pretty sure even if it swims instead of walks.
With you on that one!0 -
Wow, so basically I have peed out 12kg of lard so to speak.My favorite post in the history of posts was a reply to the question of "what happens to your fat when you lose it?" Answer was that you pee it out, it's what's in your pee when it looks oily.0 -
You can call yourself vegetarian when you still eat fish? Fish is an animal I am pretty sure even if it swims instead of walks.
no, thats vegan.
Lol!
Wait ... you're kiddin, right?
I thought vegan was an easier form of vegetarianism, where you could eat some meat but only once in a while. maybe I'm confused.0 -
My favorite post in the history of posts was a reply to the question of "what happens to your fat when you lose it?" Answer was that you pee it out, it's what's in your pee when it looks oily.
Oh my goodness that is hilarious! If someone's pee looks oily then they need to see a doctor!0
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