Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

I was a high school senior and my art teacher called me up to his desk, I was a super shy girl in school, so I was already nervous walking up there, when I get to his desk he says you remind me of an actress and I am trying to figure out who (at the time Seventh Heaven was big and I heard a lot that I looked like Jessica Beil's little sister on the show, I can't remember the name of the actress). So I say, maybe her... he seems to be pondering it... and then he gets this "aha" look and says, "No, you look just like the girl in the porno I was watching last night. I just smiled out of pure nervous reaction and silently made my way back to my seat..... so. very. uncomfortable.

My ex told me a BJ "doesn't count" unless it lasts 40 minutes.

LOLOL

There's a reason he is my ex.

I would say, "You can't make it 40 seconds... what do I do for other 39 minutes?"

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Just wait until you see what I posted on your wall

I was a high school senior and my art teacher called me up to his desk, I was a super shy girl in school, so I was already nervous walking up there, when I get to his desk he says you remind me of an actress and I am trying to figure out who (at the time Seventh Heaven was big and I heard a lot that I looked like Jessica Beil's little sister on the show, I can't remember the name of the actress). So I say, maybe her... he seems to be pondering it... and then he gets this "aha" look and says, "No, you look just like the girl in the porno I was watching last night. I just smiled out of pure nervous reaction and silently made my way back to my seat..... so. very. uncomfortable.

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On a first date: What are you going to do with those things in 20 years? (Referring to my breasts)

Yeah... I'm marrying that one.

and tell me what are you going to do?

Lol really depends what they look like, but I'm not adverse to a lift!

I got excited for a second that you posted on my wall... than realized you meant someone else... *Sad face*

Will sending you some nudes help? I don't want you to be too upset!

Yes that will help.

I was a high school senior and my art teacher called me up to his desk, I was a super shy girl in school, so I was already nervous walking up there, when I get to his desk he says you remind me of an actress and I am trying to figure out who (at the time Seventh Heaven was big and I heard a lot that I looked like Jessica Beil's little sister on the show, I can't remember the name of the actress). So I say, maybe her... he seems to be pondering it... and then he gets this "aha" look and says, "No, you look just like the girl in the porno I was watching last night. I just smiled out of pure nervous reaction and silently made my way back to my seat..... so. very. uncomfortable.

omg did you go to my high school? We had an English teacher that was a huge perv and always saying inappropriate things to students... actually i heard years later he was fired for sleeping with a student... gross

A guy in a nightclub once said to me 'I want to go on honeymoon with you, not the laying on the beach part, just the night bit'

At a school reunion the other week I got three marriage proposals...all from married men...the last one told me he was sure his wife would be happy with the arrangement

I was once pestered by a guy all night to buy me a drink, and he said to me do you not have a boyfriend? I said no I don't have a boyfriend..he said let me buy you a drink then, I said no, I don't have a boyfriend because I am married with a toddler and I don't want a drink because I am 6 months pregnant......he did the sign of the cross and backed away, honest to god lol

"We should find the nearest airport, make love at the end of the runway and watch the planes come in" He was half my age and not drunk!

I have been asked to become a "sister wife" on multiple occasions by both men and women. True story.

Buddy of mine, Special Forces at the time, said as I did a craptastic job of throwing a roll of duct tape up to him as we were setting up an antenna array "You throw like a girl!". Then he started laughing as he realized what he'd said. He'd forgotten I WAS a girl. :laugh:

I was waiting for the metro listening to music, and a guy came up to me and said "What are you listening to?" I answered Christina (Aguilera), he then said "Ok, I think you are really cute and you should have my number". I took the number.

Glad the direct approach does not intimidate you haha