Alright ladies... crazy things men have said to you... go!

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  • wctruffle
    wctruffle Posts: 13 Member
    1. Will: I'd like to take you to lunch. Oh, you can't because you have a boyfriend. That's okay, I'm patient.

    2. Car Salesman who knew my friend: Are those your real breasts? You know you want me, don't deny it.

    YUK! :mad:
  • SaltWaterTaffy78
    SaltWaterTaffy78 Posts: 375 Member
    I was waiting for the metro listening to music, and a guy came up to me and said "What are you listening to?" I answered Christina (Aguilera), he then said "Ok, I think you are really cute and you should have my number". I took the number.

    Glad the direct approach does not intimidate you :tongue: haha
    I did call. -points at his own profile-

    RESPECT *bows down*
  • august31bride
    august31bride Posts: 4
    In a conversation with my boyfriend about potentially getting married:

    "Do you even know how to clean a toilet?"

    We're getting married next month, and this is now a little inside joke of ours.

    Potty humor. Ha.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    In a conversation with my boyfriend about potentially getting married:

    "Do you even know how to clean a toilet?"

    We're getting married next month, and this is now a little inside joke of ours.

    Potty humor. Ha.
    I can still give you a gift during your Bachellorette party ;)
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Co-worker the first day we worked together-"Wanna get a hotel room?"
    Another co-worker- "I heard the soul sisters were alway hot and ready."
    A stranger with a horse- "See his d***? Mine is bigger." (ok. he was drunk).
    Stranger in Baltimore- "You sure is bootiful."- (He was high).

    Good Lord
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    On a first date with a guy he informed me that as his previous partner had been extremely fair/blonde, & I'm a brunette that he was scared of what my "growler" would look like :noway: Needless to say he never did get to find out :laugh:
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
    This is one of my favorite lines for women

    http://youtu.be/WJq96xw9Yh4

    But only when I am wearing my trench coat, ohh yea.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Honestly the craziest stuff I hear is from my SO's 'friends' when he is not around. I say it is the craziest because you would expect someone's "friends" to be a little more respectful. In their defense some of them were drunk or otherwise potentially inebriated... but some drunk guy saying it at a bar is far less surprising.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    "You must eat a lot of rice!"

    Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.
  • shadowharuka
    shadowharuka Posts: 92 Member
    "You must eat a lot of rice!"

    Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.
    -facepalm- Wow that's all he had huh? lol
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    "You must eat a lot of rice!"

    Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.
    did it work? I may try it.
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    "You must eat a lot of rice!"

    Best. Pickup. Line. Ever.
    did it work? I may try it.

    Hey, it was original!
  • Burtowski
    Burtowski Posts: 22 Member
    A guy I had broken things off with was trying to get me back, after I moved on. We were talking on the phone and he says "It's about time you drop that zero, and get with a hero." Really? Did he think that was going to result in more than my hysterical laughter??
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
    My sons X-friend..15 years old...
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Me: What hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
    He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.
  • Ninguneado73
    Ninguneado73 Posts: 832
    Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
    My sons X-friend..15 years old...
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Me: What hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
    He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.

    You did fall from heaven though...we all know that :)
  • groomchick
    groomchick Posts: 610 Member
    3 weeks into dating a guy he said " When I ask you to marry me you better not say no! " He He...I told him that he better not ask then! :P
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
    My sons X-friend..15 years old...
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Me: What hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
    He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.

    You did fall from heaven though...we all know that :)

    I don"t know about that. But your allowed over anytime. :)
  • hotmomma0612
    hotmomma0612 Posts: 651 Member
    I went to Tennessee a few years back and went to a Walmart, as I had forgotten my hair stuff at home. I was at the register and the guy said to me "Tryin' to look good for someone tonight? Pucker up buttercup!" as he made kissy lips... Haha
  • Ninguneado73
    Ninguneado73 Posts: 832
    Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
    My sons X-friend..15 years old...
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Me: What hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
    He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.

    You did fall from heaven though...we all know that :)

    I don"t know about that. But your allowed over anytime. :)

    :blushing: :love:
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    Seriously, I JUST had a guy I used to date text me: I think I'll show up at your house unannounced one day... It could be a weekday or a weekend. I won't tell you when. You'll just hear someone outside. That will be me.

    :huh: :noway: Um no. No, Seriously... please don't. You're sounding a bit scary.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
    My sons X-friend..15 years old...
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Me: What hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
    He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.
    seriously? oh god if you heard the thing my friend's aunts said to me when I was younger (and the things they really want to do me now)
  • kylamaries
    kylamaries Posts: 291
    "You look familiar...did you go to M**** Elementary School? I used to substitute there. We should go have a drink."

    wklrtl.gif

    I think I was 20ish at the time, the dude was at least 35. This always stands out as one of those, "WTF?!" moments. I mean, elementary, dude? Really? :shudder:
    Same thing happened to me! This guy approached me at a cookout, asked if I attended the local elementary in a specific year, and then said, "Wow, yeah, I used to volunteer to read there after I graduated. You're a lot more gorgeous now." :huh:
  • vbernier1
    vbernier1 Posts: 19 Member
    Had an African guy offer me a camel and 5 goats to be his wife... while we were in class.
    Yeah-no.
  • Ninguneado73
    Ninguneado73 Posts: 832
    Seriously, I JUST had a guy I used to date text me: I think I'll show up at your house unannounced one day... It could be a weekday or a weekend. I won't tell you when. You'll just hear someone outside. That will be me.

    :huh: :noway: Um no. No, Seriously... please don't. You're sounding a bit scary.

    ...yes, that is creepy indeed
  • lelee32287
    lelee32287 Posts: 6 Member
    First phone conversation with a potential "match" on an online dating site.

    Him: "I own a small farm, and I raise pigs. I always name the pigs after ex-girlfriends because it makes it so much more fun when it comes time to shoot them."

    Me: "I don't think we're a match." <slams down phone and runs screaming away....>
  • sansdesir
    sansdesir Posts: 3
    guy: are you a cheerleader?
    me: no....?....(i hate sports)
    guy: o cus you definitely look like one. here's my number
    me: um

    i was 18 working at mcdonalds haha
    too many guys would leave their numbers on their receipts and hand them to me, even drive back thru the drive thru just to say hi again hahahaha i guess being anonymous really gives you guts
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    guy: are you a cheerleader?
    me: no....?....(i hate sports)
    guy: o cus you definitely look like one. here's my number
    me: um

    i was 18 working at mcdonalds haha
    too many guys would leave their numbers on their receipts and hand them to me, even drive back thru the drive thru just to say hi again hahahaha i guess being anonymous really gives you guts
    I took your comment virginity <3
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
    Does it count if he wasn't a man yet? lol
    My sons X-friend..15 years old...
    Boy: Did it hurt?
    Me: What hurt?
    Boy: When you fell from heaven, I wish I could of been there to catch you.
    He's no longer allowed over or friends with my son. That was creepy.
    seriously? oh god if you heard the thing my friend's aunts said to me when I was younger (and the things they really want to do me now)

    Only creepy because I could of been his mother, and I would catch him looking in my windows!
  • usernameMAMA
    usernameMAMA Posts: 681 Member
    Let me put the tip in nothing else.

    What???? :noway:

    Hahahahaaha! I think every guy has tried that! My husband and I joke around all the time about it. Anytime he wants some he asks if he can just put the tip in, just for a second...
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    you aren't the marrying type

    :indifferent:

    I never wanted that in my life, so its all good

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